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RadioPublic: https://radiopublic.com/drunk-mythology-gals-6rJQMK

To celebrate 100 official episodes, we’ve got a story about Satan, Switzerland, and chicken genetics. In 1474, the city ...
07/05/2024

To celebrate 100 official episodes, we’ve got a story about Satan, Switzerland, and chicken genetics.

In 1474, the city of Basel put a rooster on trial for the crime of…laying an egg. Add in a cockatrice, Pliny the Elder, witchcraft, dubious morals and questionable priorities, some honey badgers, and the National Poultry Journal.

Look, it’s not my fault that nothing is new, and people are horrible.

Also, keep an eye out for our spinoff podcast coming soon, “Murder Most Ancient.” (More info to come!)

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So the magnificent comeback got delayed. I tripped over one of my dogs (pictured and not at all guilty), smashed my knee...
22/01/2024

So the magnificent comeback got delayed. I tripped over one of my dogs (pictured and not at all guilty), smashed my knee into concrete, and fractured my patella-just before New Year’s. But in the most on brand thing ever, I ended up with a perfect pentagram for my stellate fracture. I’m still not gonna start eating rye crackers (if you know, you know). Hopefully 2.5 more weeks in the brace and then PT. Hopefully we will record our official 100th episode in the next week or two.

Did you listen to Episode 99 “Swinging Slingers”? came through with the recipe for the Balearic Slinger! As the officia...
13/11/2023

Did you listen to Episode 99 “Swinging Slingers”? came through with the recipe for the Balearic Slinger! As the official guinea pig for DMG, I tried it and OMG WINNING!

We are prepped for
19/08/2023

We are prepped for

When your dog gets “Monday.”
24/07/2023

When your dog gets “Monday.”

Stupid Stonehenge updates, sacred circles without aliens, and I really have questions about the Kansas City Star. It's j...
21/07/2023

Stupid Stonehenge updates, sacred circles without aliens, and I really have questions about the Kansas City Star. It's just another episode of Hot Drunk News!

Also, it's official, Ancient D*ck Pics is my second favorite segment of Hot Drunk News. Obviously, "Would You Eat It?" is my fist.

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Sources for today:
https://www.popsci.com/science/stonehenge-of-the-netherlands-discovery/
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276615686.html
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/world/article276610111.html
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/pendant-mongolia-earliest-phallic-art-2324393
https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/nation-world/world/article276576981.html
https://www.11alive.com/article/news/state/georgia-guidestones-one-year-later/
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/dutch-stonehenge-solar-calendar-burial-ground-180982430
https://arkeonews.net/a-small-sandstone-carved-with-a-viking-ship-may-be-oldest-picture-ever-found-in-iceland/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Hohle_Fels

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, OG, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea!

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

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If you have to be an almond, be a proud spicy almond! (Episode 96)
16/06/2023

If you have to be an almond, be a proud spicy almond! (Episode 96)

I really tried with this episode, but there's not a whole lot that's uplifting in mythology for LGBTQI...and what I thou...
15/06/2023

I really tried with this episode, but there's not a whole lot that's uplifting in mythology for LGBTQI...and what I thought was going to be just a regular ragey episode turned into...well...you know it's bad when Other Jenn starts dropping F-bombs that aren't in the script.

https://bit.ly/43J8wIv

There are tangents, there are rants, there are totally unexpected twists—and that's just the fairytale.The Gals are back...
01/06/2023

There are tangents, there are rants, there are totally unexpected twists—and that's just the fairytale.

The Gals are back! And to celebrate, we are unlocking one of our most EPIC Patreon episodes ever: the infamous Lit Crit Hour (also known as Cait Ruins Everything...Again).

Head over to our PATREON and check out everything we have on offer there:
40+ original episodes
Lit Crit Hours
WTF Videos
Deep Dives
Snorkels
and more!
You can join for just $3, and you'll get all these episodes, your own DIVINE name for our Patron Pantheon, and discounts on MERCH!

Also, if you join, you will get...STICKERS. For free. Because we can.

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This is the first and last time we EVER do an April Fool's episode because the joke was on us. Tech issues from beginnin...
10/04/2023

This is the first and last time we EVER do an April Fool's episode because the joke was on us. Tech issues from beginning to end, and I had to record my end from my phone (apologies for the sound). I ended up having to call the cable company because my internet was SO bad. Turns out we had to have over 100 ft of cable replaced.

Other Jenn clearly believes it's because I don't eat rye crackers. I don't, won't, and have no plans to start, so...yeah.

Anyway, who says the ancients didn't have a sense of humor? They did...it was just...a little...off....and maybe a little bloodier. Enjoy our salute to ancient pranksters!

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This is the first and last time we EVER do an April Fool's episode because the joke was on us. Tech issues from beginnin...
10/04/2023

This is the first and last time we EVER do an April Fool's episode because the joke was on us. Tech issues from beginning to end, and I had to record my end from my phone (apologies for the sound). I ended up having to call the cable company because my internet was SO bad. Turns out we had to have over 100 ft of cable replaced.

Other Jenn clearly believes it's because I don't eat rye crackers. I don't, won't, and have no plans to start, so...yeah.

Anyway, who says the ancients didn't have a sense of humor? They did...it was just...a little...off....and maybe a little bloodier. Enjoy our salute to ancient pranksters!

Starting my Friday night cooking routine with Bandit inquiring about his own dinner menu (WHEN? and HOW MUCH?). Also gla...
25/02/2023

Starting my Friday night cooking routine with Bandit inquiring about his own dinner menu (WHEN? and HOW MUCH?). Also glass courtesy of and her amazing book series! Check our Pure (Book 1) and settle in for an amazing weekend with unicorns, dive bars, and fairytales kinda sorta coming true!

If you know, you know. (It’s in our reels lol)
23/02/2023

If you know, you know.

(It’s in our reels lol)

Curses are the Hallmark cards of the ancient world. There's one for every occasion. To celebrate NOT Valentine's Day, we...
15/02/2023

Curses are the Hallmark cards of the ancient world. There's one for every occasion. To celebrate NOT Valentine's Day, we're exploring how the ancients used to sh*t-post about their exes.

And yes, this was originally supposed to come out on Valentine's Day, but I was at the transplant clinic for my treatment, and it just didn't happen. But since it's an anti-love episode, I'm just gonna claim this was my plan all along. WHATEVER! I DO WHAT I WANT!

https://bit.ly/3Kb67PN

Rocks, rage, and Twitter. What else could it be but the myth of Sisyphus? It's time to rise and grind (your teeth) and g...
07/02/2023

Rocks, rage, and Twitter. What else could it be but the myth of Sisyphus? It's time to rise and grind (your teeth) and go full girlboss on your existential despair about the absurd futility of life!

It’s happening! Other Jenn and Cait are on the road!!! Started the morning with coffee, k-pop, and passenger seat road r...
16/01/2023

It’s happening! Other Jenn and Cait are on the road!!! Started the morning with coffee, k-pop, and passenger seat road rage. First pit stop at South of the Border (in South Carolina). Stay tuned!

Look, it has been a *year*. And since we specialize in ruining everything, join us in ruining New Year's Eve! Wishing yo...
01/01/2023

Look, it has been a *year*. And since we specialize in ruining everything, join us in ruining New Year's Eve! Wishing you all a 2023 full of better things and the strength to endure the things that aren't.

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#2023

Cait’s Xmas gift to Other Jenn. Read the tag. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.
30/12/2022

Cait’s Xmas gift to Other Jenn. Read the tag. IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

Well, like the end of any good cult recruitment process, we get some good old-fashioned love bombing. I hate this.bit.ly...
28/12/2022

Well, like the end of any good cult recruitment process, we get some good old-fashioned love bombing. I hate this.

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Also, need to get belated Xmas gifts or use some of those gift cards? Check out the Gals and their books!

Kim's Books! (High epic fantasy and urban paranormal...now with more fae!):
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Kim-Alexander/author/B0178BCRLI

OG (aka Lyra Wolf with super angsty Norse gods):
https://www.amazon.com/stores/Lyra-Wolf/author/B07Z3YMLV6

Cait's book (Greek myths with a twist!):
https://www.amazon.com/Downcast-Olympus-Falling-Book-1-ebook/dp/B01GQX9KRI

We meet a morose mo********er of a ghost and get more culty-brain-breaking tactics. Also, next time, call 1-900-psychic ...
27/12/2022

We meet a morose mo********er of a ghost and get more culty-brain-breaking tactics. Also, next time, call 1-900-psychic if you want a better future prediction. Seriously.

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Ho Ho Ho from the clinic. If you’re thinking of a way to give back this season, please consider becoming an organ do...
20/12/2022

Ho Ho Ho from the clinic.

If you’re thinking of a way to give back this season, please consider becoming an organ donor. Make sure it’s on your license and that your friends and family know your wishes.

A kidney transplant saved my life 15+ years ago. Without that, I wouldn’t be here to torment y’all with our podcast. Just think what other comedic horrors the gift of life would unleash on the world!

Stay safe and healthy, and make sure to catch our fabulous Drunk Dickens Gals episodes!

Are we sure this isn't actually about cult indoctrination? Because this feels a lot like a group criticism session. *sid...
20/12/2022

Are we sure this isn't actually about cult indoctrination? Because this feels a lot like a group criticism session. *side-eye at Dickens*

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This is why you shouldn't look up old classmates on Facebook. Also, leave therapy to the professionals!bit.ly/3FG45Dd ...
19/12/2022

This is why you shouldn't look up old classmates on Facebook. Also, leave therapy to the professionals!

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Let's just be clear: Marley is dead. (DRINK!) Also, beware glowing lobsters. No, seriously. We mean it.bit.ly/3FG45Dd
19/12/2022

Let's just be clear: Marley is dead. (DRINK!) Also, beware glowing lobsters. No, seriously. We mean it.

bit.ly/3FG45Dd

Scrooge isn't a jerk. He's just an introvert pushed to his limit by happy people. Also, Marley really is dead. (DRINK!)b...
18/12/2022

Scrooge isn't a jerk. He's just an introvert pushed to his limit by happy people. Also, Marley really is dead. (DRINK!)

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We're back!!! Just in time to ruin the holidays for everyone! Get ready for the Drunk Mythology Gals version of..."A Chr...
09/12/2022

We're back!!! Just in time to ruin the holidays for everyone! Get ready for the Drunk Mythology Gals version of..."A Christmas Carol!" It's not the annotated version you want, but it's probably the annotated version you deserve....

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Other Jenn is swooning hard over this artist’s depiction of Fenrir. 😍
11/11/2022

Other Jenn is swooning hard over this artist’s depiction of Fenrir. 😍

Dracula is over, and it’s time to catch up on…Hot Drunk News! This week’s stories include: - Road construction strikes a...
06/11/2022

Dracula is over, and it’s time to catch up on…Hot Drunk News! This week’s stories include:
- Road construction strikes again!
- You really gonna drink that?
- Never gamble with the Romans (because f*ck them)

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What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a…myth?…about vampires. Except, it’s not a myth, it’s just infuriatingl...
31/10/2022

What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a…myth?…about vampires. Except, it’s not a myth, it’s just infuriatingly wrong. Oh, and it’s never aliens, as OUR GUEST Fredrik from DIGGING UP ANCIENT ALIENS will tell you.

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You have to listen to Fredrik’s podcast (anywhere you get podcasts)!

Website:
https://diggingupancientaliens.com/

Social Media:

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From Olympus to Valhalla, we've got the goods on the gods, so join Cait, Original Gen, the Other Jenn, and SFX Kim as they spike and spill all the divine tea!

If you'd like to support our podcast, head over to PATREON where we'll be uploading ad-free episodes, bonus episodes, and SO MUCH MORE!

Subscribe thyself to our social media scrolls!

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Sources for today’s episode!

Dracula:
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/345/345-h/345-h

Is it really the best lifestyle choice you can make?:
https://discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/real-life-vampires-exist-and-researchers-are-studying-them

Q Anon sad & bad weirdness:
https://www.thedailybeast.com/proud-boy-member-accused-of-murdering-his-brother-with-a-sword-4
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/qanon-s-capitol-rioters-nashville-bomber-s-lizard-people-theory-ncna1253819

Blame Quora & Reddit for this episode:
https://www.reddit.com/r/vampires/comments/3u3e2u/ambrogio_selene_and_the_myth_of_the_first_vampire/
https://www.quora.com/Did-Ambrogio-become-a-god-in-Greek-mythology

He’s a…Belmont:
https://www.gods-and-monsters.com/

That’s not how you oracle!:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delphi

Selene was a goddamn titan!
https://www.theoi.com/Titan/Selene.html

It’s the chapter 27 recap, the gals are STILL playing the Dear Madam Mina drinking game, and Dracula sure is different t...
28/10/2022

It’s the chapter 27 recap, the gals are STILL playing the Dear Madam Mina drinking game, and Dracula sure is different the second time you read it (twenty years later!).

Also…what’s up for next year? Let us know what you’d like us to read for Halloween or any other holiday (or non-holiday…we’re up for ruining literature any ol’ time!). Thanks for coming on this crazy journey with us!

https://bit.ly/3Waa4rn

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For the month of October, the Gals will be bringing their unique...talents?...to a reading of Bram Stoker's "Dracula."

This ain't no Audible. This is the slightly drunk annotated version of Dracula that you never knew you never needed...

Get all 27 episodes—a chapter a day—right here in your regular DMG feed! We'll also be doing our regular weekly episodes as well, with some awesome guests popping by to share the rage...er...joy.

Also, for the month of October, we are offering a special Patreon membership for just $1! What you get when you join at the Drunk Dracula Gals Tier:

- Bonus Drunk Dracula Gals content (Bloopers - we make 'em! Cooking with Dracula!? Vamping it in Pop Culture!?)
- ACCESS TO ALL OUR LIT CRIT HOUR EPISODES (you get stickers for surviving)
- Early access to every Drunk Dracula Gals episode
- Early access to our regular episodes
- Your very own Patreon pantheon divine title
- General shenanigans and mayhem

Keep an eye out for Dracula: Chapter 1 coming October 1st in your regular podcast feed, and all the bonus content over on Patreon starting...NOW!

Cheers!
Cait, Other Jenn, and SFX Kim...and OG, who is allegedly on a train in Bistritz

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Episode 100! #podcast #history #comedy

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