30/01/2023
Make una see wetin udara seller do me today oðŸ˜
I decided to go and spend weekend with my people today in awi,
On my way out of our street, I saw a man plucking a particular strange fruit that has always catch our attention in the street because it looks exactly like green foreign apple.
So I seized the opportunity to ask the man what the fruit is,
he said its "American star apple" (udara agbalumo)
I told him that I will like to have a taste of it, but he said one of it is 200 naira but he dashed me one anyways
I quickly tear it open and started eating as I boarded taxi to the park
(the outside is green with the shape and size of foreign green apple but soft....... the inside is just like our own udara with the same seeds but white colour, and tastes almost like sour sop)
From where taxi dropped me, I was still eating my American udara as I started walking into the park
I saw 3 women sitting in line and selling Nigeria udara.....
The first two women were shouting
"Sugar, sugar come buy your sugar"
I just smiled at their advert as I had no intention of buying udara because only my transport 1200 and 200 naira extra was left in my purse..
When I got to the third woman, she quickly shoved one sweet looking udara into my hands..... Saying
"Mama ejima test my udara see and tell me how u feel"
See me see temptation o....
I squeezed it into my mouth immediately...
Na me use my mouth shout say this one na real sugar, e too sweet madam put 200 naira own for leather for me
And she did.
When I got to park, driver said transport don increase by 200 nairaðŸ˜ðŸ˜
And I just used my last extra 200 naira to buy this udara o which kind temptation be this na...... Oga you no fit help me for 1200 naira?
He sternly refused.... Okay take the udara worth 200 naira na or make I transfer 200 for you? Because I no hold card here!
He said "no, my account get issues bla bla bla"
I said👉 give me my bag and the 1200 na make I return back to my house since udara don cut my money
