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Massive Tiger Admits to Being One Tenth Sabre Tooth on its Fathers Side🐯 🐯 🐯
15/12/2022

Massive Tiger Admits to Being One Tenth Sabre Tooth on its Fathers Side

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Animal Detectives Discover That Homo Sapiens Used a Cheat Code 900,000 Years Ago to Unlock Secrets of Evolution🎮
26/11/2022

Animal Detectives Discover That Homo Sapiens Used a Cheat Code 900,000 Years Ago to Unlock Secrets of Evolution

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The Sea is Starting to Feel a Bit S**t after Wild Swimmers Keep Leaving all Their Worries Behind 🏊‍♀️ 🏊 🏊‍♂️
25/11/2022

The Sea is Starting to Feel a Bit S**t after Wild Swimmers Keep Leaving all Their Worries Behind

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Sauron Elated as Mordor Is named as Host Country for Football World Cup 2030⚽ ⚽ ⚽️️️
24/11/2022

Sauron Elated as Mordor Is named as Host Country for Football World Cup 2030

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How Many Cops Does It Take to Turn On a Lightbulb? 27 and Counting💡 💡 💡
23/11/2022

How Many Cops Does It Take to Turn On a Lightbulb? 27 and Counting

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Wait, What Does Qatar Do When There's a Rainbow?🌈 🌈 🌈
22/11/2022

Wait, What Does Qatar Do When There's a Rainbow?

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‘Even Bankers Need Clear Air” Bankers Not So Sure😷 😷 😷
18/11/2022

‘Even Bankers Need Clear Air” Bankers Not So Sure

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Frightening Study Reveals Wolves Only Adopt 10% of Unwanted Human Babies🐺 🐺 🐺
16/11/2022

Frightening Study Reveals Wolves Only Adopt 10% of Unwanted Human Babies

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I've Got Big Muscular Legs, And I'm Finally Proud of Them Says Giraffe🦒 🦒 🦒
15/11/2022

I've Got Big Muscular Legs, And I'm Finally Proud of Them Says Giraffe

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The Owners Guide to Pressuring Your Dog Into Tricks They’re S**t At🐶
14/11/2022

The Owners Guide to Pressuring Your Dog Into Tricks They’re S**t At

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Uproar as Bottle-Nosed Dolphin is Replaced by Better Adapted Screw Top Dolphin🐬
13/11/2022

Uproar as Bottle-Nosed Dolphin is Replaced by Better Adapted Screw Top Dolphin

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Did You Know If You Were Born A Couple of 100 Years Earlier, You’d Have to Live Outside? 🐶
12/11/2022

Did You Know If You Were Born A Couple of 100 Years Earlier, You’d Have to Live Outside?

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'1 Electric Eel Per Household' - UK Gov Launches New Energy Scheme⚡⚡⚡️️️
11/11/2022

'1 Electric Eel Per Household' - UK Gov Launches New Energy Scheme

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"Getting Ahead of the Game" Says Real Estate Agent Setting Up Shop in Antarctica🇦🇶
10/11/2022

"Getting Ahead of the Game" Says Real Estate Agent Setting Up Shop in Antarctica

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UK Environment Agency Announce That Sewage is no Longer Safe to Swim In💩
09/11/2022

UK Environment Agency Announce That Sewage is no Longer Safe to Swim In

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Fossil Fuel Lobbyist Has Weird Feeling That He Forgot About a Patch of Pristine Rainforest🤨
08/11/2022

Fossil Fuel Lobbyist Has Weird Feeling That He Forgot About a Patch of Pristine Rainforest

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Study Finds That 50% of Moths Are Actually Undercover Butterflies🦋 🦋 🦋
07/11/2022

Study Finds That 50% of Moths Are Actually Undercover Butterflies

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Seal Breaks into New Zealand Home, Traumatises Cat and Hangs out on Couch🦭 🦭 🦭
05/11/2022

Seal Breaks into New Zealand Home, Traumatises Cat and Hangs out on Couch

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Junior, Catler, Barry, Stinkerbell, Crabcake Benedict & Cuddles - Six Brilliant Pet Names for T***s🤬
04/11/2022

Junior, Catler, Barry, Stinkerbell, Crabcake Benedict & Cuddles - Six Brilliant Pet Names for T***s

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Prawn Frustrated That Obvious Internal Line of S**t Doesn’t Do More to Prevent Predation🦐 💩
03/11/2022

Prawn Frustrated That Obvious Internal Line of S**t Doesn’t Do More to Prevent Predation

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Cavemen Evolved to be more Civilised to Animals Right? Asks Mammoth About to be Brought Back to Life🦣 🦣 🦣
02/11/2022

Cavemen Evolved to be more Civilised to Animals Right? Asks Mammoth About to be Brought Back to Life

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Natural World Overdue a Nonsense Eco-Friendly Fad, Animal Scientists Warn🙄
01/11/2022

Natural World Overdue a Nonsense Eco-Friendly Fad, Animal Scientists Warn

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UK Government to Harness Gaslighting to Fuel Energy Crisis👀 👀 👀
31/10/2022

UK Government to Harness Gaslighting to Fuel Energy Crisis

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Raven No Longer Convinced it Should be Excited for Halloween🎃
30/10/2022

Raven No Longer Convinced it Should be Excited for Halloween

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Do Spiders Really Have Enough Pairs of Eyes?🕷 🕷 🕷
29/10/2022

Do Spiders Really Have Enough Pairs of Eyes?

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Is a Sausage Dog a Humans Slave? Googles Wild Canadian Wolf👀
28/10/2022

Is a Sausage Dog a Humans Slave? Googles Wild Canadian Wolf

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“Can We Wait a Few Years to See How Climate Change Plays Out?” Says Reintroduced Beaver🦫 🦫 🦫
27/10/2022

“Can We Wait a Few Years to See How Climate Change Plays Out?” Says Reintroduced Beaver

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Kenya Tourism Ad Boasts Big Fat White Tourists As Far as the Eye Can See🇰🇪 🇰🇪 🇰🇪
26/10/2022

Kenya Tourism Ad Boasts Big Fat White Tourists As Far as the Eye Can See

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Man Surprised That Axolotl Adapted To Troglodyte Life In Mexico Wont Survive in a Tank in his London Flat🤔 🤔 🤔
25/10/2022

Man Surprised That Axolotl Adapted To Troglodyte Life In Mexico Wont Survive in a Tank in his London Flat

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The Platypus Story

The Platypus was first believed to be a hoax when discovered by British scientists in the late 18th century, the first specimen was sent back from its very own native Australia and Zoologist George Shaw wrote; “It naturally excites the idea of some deceptive preparation by artificial means”.

This egg-laying, duck-billed marsupial with poisonous barbs and a beak must clearly have been concocted in some mad ruse and surely couldn’t be real. He further proclaimed “Of all the Mammalia yet known it seems the most extraordinary in its conformation; exhibiting the perfect resemblance of the beak of a Duck engrafted on the head of a quadruped.” Indeed the Platypus was extraordinary in that it held up a perfect mirror to human stupidity. It was not only real but abundant and stood in complete defiance of humanity's ignorance towards the beauty, variety, and wonder of nature.

Fast forward to the 21st Century and The Platypus has watched on as its home planet has been ravaged and pillaged by humans, its native Australia rages on fire and its fellow animal and plant species are suffering under a sixth extinction. But fear not! The Platypus has risen and like any good activist has entered the world of online journalism in a bid to showcase the natural world in a different light and become the voice of nature. He is prepared to go where no other journalist will go and stands on the precipice ready to dive into the dark heart of humanity and uncover The Truth about what is happening to our beautiful blue planet.

The Platypus has set out to change the way people see the natural world through tireless gonzo journalism, spoof, comedy, parody, satire and general animalistic tomfoolery The Platypus wants to get some of those humans neurons firing (that humans go on about SO MUCH) and make you stop and think (or laugh).