Lade Backk

21/04/2024

08/04/2024

Due to the current food prices…the 5 second rule has been extended to 15 seconds

14/03/2024

I hate people who talk to their apple watch 😒 fake àss power ranger

13/03/2024

🤣🤣

13/03/2024

Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money

28/02/2024

I ain’t never met a problem I couldn’t make worse

27/02/2024

I get most my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief

26/02/2024

Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce

25/02/2024

Therapist: How would you say you learn best

Me: The fu**in hard way.

23/02/2024

“You let your dog in your bed”

I’d co-sign a loan if my dog wanted to buy a car.

23/02/2024

Her: It’s just a post babe

The post: Dating someone with special needs isn’t easy

21/02/2024

Some ppl exercise everyday.

I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

20/02/2024

🤣

20/02/2024

Her: You didn’t listen to anything I just said.

Me: Weird way to start a conversation

19/02/2024

I always set 2 alarms, one is for the person I want to be and the other is for the person I am.

19/02/2024

I have money, then I don’t have money. It all just happens so fast.

18/02/2024

I just unplugged my wifi box and heard “TF” from across the street

16/02/2024

I miss skipping school…calling out of work is to serious

16/02/2024

Don’t come to my house telling my dog what to do, YOU’RE IN HIS HOUSE !!

15/02/2024

You’re taking a HUGE risk by putting me on speaker phone

14/02/2024

If I don’t txt back at night it’s because I’m out helping Batman