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Dumb Douches Because people are DOUCHES Founded in 2011. Reborn in 2023 Do******gs agitate my stomach and sicken my soul.

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Critics Have Become Useless & Obsolete
08/03/2023

Critics Have Become Useless & Obsolete

Career Sales Pitch: Do you like the idea of writing an intellectual analysis of a cartoon about two moronic teens? Do you enjoy being contrarian for the sake of it? Are you completely out of touch with the rest of society, living in your own self-made bubble of reality with tastes completely out of....

Was It Ever Tested: Flip Caps
28/02/2023

Was It Ever Tested: Flip Caps

The trusty screw cap became Colgate toothpaste's archnemesis during the 80s. They made a big fuss out of the fancy new 'flip cap' - I remember the Flip Wilson commercials introducing the Colgate flip cap. Seemed like a convenient upgrade. Then, I used one. Before the tube is half depleted, a buildup...

Trump Created Cancel Culture
01/02/2023

Trump Created Cancel Culture

Ying and Yang. Jedi and the Sith. One power rises, the opposing force counters to create balance. When you see all these absurd cancellations executed by perpectiveless, woke teens and twentysomethings who have never experienced the slightest degree of adversity and would be eaten alive in a 3rd wor...

Killer Cops Aren’t Racist: They’re Stupid Bullies
30/01/2023

Killer Cops Aren’t Racist: They’re Stupid Bullies

When white cops kill a black man, the left jumps to racism as the automatic motivation. For this brief study, let's consider the cops who killed Tyre Nichols, black cops. Are they racists, as the left media insists? Racists, possibly, but not likely. Hear me out. Surely you graduated with a classmat...

Fukushima Was A Fricken Cover-Up
24/01/2023

Fukushima Was A Fricken Cover-Up

It’s the headline you DON’T want to see: Fukushima Meltdown Contaminates Pacific Ocean. It’s the headline that the Barack Obama and the US Government, as well as the Japanese company TEPCO don’t want you to see. The reason is simple – since there’s no way to clean it up, no way to undo t...

The Do***ey Dictators Quiz
18/01/2023

The Do***ey Dictators Quiz

in Quizzes The Do***ey Dictators Quiz by Large.Richard January 6, 2023, 4:12 am 0share Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Question of What was Donald Trump’s Twitter nickname for Kim Jung Un? Korean Bowling Ball Kim Dung Ugh Rocket Man Question of What position was Vladimir Putin’s mom being ba...

Hill Folk Sure Love To Abuse The Apostrophe
18/01/2023

Hill Folk Sure Love To Abuse The Apostrophe

in HillWilliams, Texas Chainsaw Hill Folk Sure Love To Abuse The Apostrophe by Large.Richard January 6, 2023, 2:33 am 2shares Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn See more Previous article All Politicians Owe Favors. Lots Of ‘Em. Next article The Do***ey Dictators Quiz What do you think? 0 Points U...

All Politicians Owe Favors. Lots Of ‘Em.
18/01/2023

All Politicians Owe Favors. Lots Of ‘Em.

They just can't avoid being do***ey.

See something Do***ey? Post it here! Could be a story about a sh****ad politician. Could be a doucheknuckle who gave his...
05/01/2023

See something Do***ey? Post it here! Could be a story about a sh****ad politician. Could be a doucheknuckle who gave his Intrepid a paint job like this... We look forward to your submissions!

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