Welcome to Hysterical Chaos, the site where we talk about the hilarity that is the full-contact sport of parenthood...
You missed, me, didn't you? Hysterical Chaos took over the last months of our lives. But sit back and enjoy the PAIN that is hysterical injuries...
What IS it with these kids and the things that happen to them? How much is drama? How much is real? When do eye injuries go beyond the coincidental to the ridiculous?
Our second guest blog is here! Thanks to Barry Weaver for writing another one!
Welcome Barry Weaver for guest blog numero dos...because HHBB is a thing and the world needs to hear about it.
#14! This one stars my brother and my ridiculous attempts at photography...
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=438
We have already established that I can’t cook. Turns out culinary skills are not my only Achilles heel…I am pretty bad at a variety of things.
OK! I actually did it!
No, not the podcast (though I DID do that, I just can't stand to hear myself talk--yet).
#13 is here and is a doozy, if I do say so myself! Get you some, Chaos-Lovers!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=398
Is job hunting hysterical? Maybe. If you are me and have the most absurd experiences. Or you just come up with funny stuff in your head.
Y'all are getting bored with me, aren't you?!? I haven't posted in a minute because summer is IN. SANE.
I am sure no one relates.
A friend of mine got me a podcasting mic kit because she is epic and thought people would want to hear my stories through my voice.
Alas, I am less epic when you hear me live, but I will put myself out there...eventually. Stay tuned for perhaps the first (if I get the guts to post what I recorded!) audio podcast!
Minor reflections on hysterical chaos...
..why when I have mathematical probability of 50%...
..do I ALWAYS put the USB into the port the wrong way?
This is much like how Landen had a 50/50 chance of getting his shoes on the right feet and did it wrong 100% of the time for two years.
Have you ever looked at a USB closely? It's like the nasty little thing is snarling at you...
Haaaaaaappy Monday, party people!
And... #12! This time you get to hear about my middle baby, Logan. If you have not yet read "She is Me" or "Landenisms" you can learn about my oldest and youngest and their shenanigans!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=297
Can you tell I am a novice blogger?! I made a "page" instead of a "post"...they really should not allow those things to both start with P.
Here is #11 again!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=295
#11 is here! Thank you for your patience, Chaos-ians, it has been a wild spring!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?page_id=291
There are some universal truths in things that are “no”s…it is a perplexing phenomenon! When hysterical chaos reigns, I need a "yes!"
It is almost time, Chaos-Lovers! The very first guest blog is coming out today. Keep your eyes peeled...
I think you will recognize this particular brand of humor as the blog was written by my very own Daddio, Barry Weaver. You may recognize him as Baba, from other blogs.
His blog features Kaka, aka Kathy Weaver, aka The Kak-Attack.
We are hysterical. And super humble, as you can tell.
Blog #10 is out! And stay tuned early next week for our FIRST guest blogger!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=273
Sometimes the source of the Hysterical Chaos runs in the family. Grandparents and other family are so fun. That rocks! Parents alas…are not nearly as fun. Even if we do similar things. Like, universal truth-bomb there. You’re welcome. And…you just know Ben and I are going to be THOSE grandpare...
Blog #9! Check it out--this one features our favorite little comedian, Landen!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=255
Blog #8!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=210
Blog #7!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=204
My boys are absolutely insane. And remarkably witty. Sometimes? Tears running funny. Sometimes? Well they are still alive, so there's that.
Blog #6!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=178
When the years are short and the days are long, sometimes the best plan is to create our own chaos. Mom and dad are not exempt from crazy!
Thanks for looking!
Blog #5 is up!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=129
You can't make this stuff up. Well maybe you can, but I didn't. Enjoy some random musings on weird child behavior, including licking things.
Blog #4 is up!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=95
It is a well known fact that I am not the greatest cook. Ok, that you are just as likely to get poisoned, as fed. My strengths lie elsewhere.
Blog #2!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=44
When your kiddos go through a phase that you will "look back and laugh about one day..." Ok fine, I am laughing, but in the moment...?!?!
Blog #3 is up!
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=61
You should really think twice before deciding to take on the head-banging-inducing task of trying to reason with tiny humans.
Oh wow, ok, I am LIVE! If you have a minute for a read, my first blog is here...
https://hystericalchaos.com/?p=32
A couple funny images to get you started ;)
My name is Nikki. I am mom to three small humans (Lilly, Logan, Landen), wife to one taller human (Ben), and we all love on our adorable, anxious, under-bite ridden rescue dog (Penny).
I am also a clinical psychologist and behavior analyst who specializes in intellectual and developmental disabilities, specifically improving the quality of life for those who demonstrate severe disruptive behavior and their families.
You may or may not be surprised to know, my profession is NOT the source of the chaos.
A little about me.
I don’t like breakfast foods. I would eat Cincinnati-style chili for breakfast if they were open (and lunch, and dinner, likely 7 days a week). I LOVE memes. They speak to my soul and do a fantastic job of augmenting my snark. Oh yeah, I am super snarky.
I believe that laughter is always the best medicine and I find a great deal hysterical. Commercials, my kids, memes, random people walking down the street, my cooking, memes…hysterical.
I refuse to read things that will make me cry, though illogically I love listening to songs that move me to tears. I adore singing. And I am pretty wretched at it. See you at karaoke later?
I am adamant that humor cannot be at the expense of kindness. Understanding that we have a tendency to compare our real-lives with someone else’s highlight-reel inspires a lot of what I try to put out into the world.
Hysterical Chaos is an attempt to bring some extra laughter to the world and share some of the real-life ridiculousness that comes out of our crazy little family.
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