25/10/2022
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So, this girl I used to like, came to me on my birthday. She was all excited for me.
GIRL: Where are we having the party?
ME: There's no party.
GIRL: Ah ah! Mr Victor! There has to be a party. OK at least get a cake.
ME: I don't really like cakes. I just want to stay indoors.
GIRL: No no no no! You can't stay indoors on your birthday. Let's go get you a cake at least.
So, we went to where they sell cakes. She pointed at a very beautiful one. Even though I'm not a fan of cakes, the truth is I liked that one.
She asked them to prepare it for us. They wrote "Happy Birthday Victor" on it.
When it was time to pay, this girl said I should pay.
"Ah ah! Why should I pay? I thought you said you wanted to take me out?" I asked.
Anyway, since I liked her and it was also my birthday, I decided to pay.
She carried the cake and we walked out of the shop.
Immediately we stepped out, her phone rang. She said it was her sister. She said something had happened at home; that she needed to hurry home.
I offered to take her home but she refused. Before I could say "Obasanjo", this babe had boarded a vehicle and left.
Yes! She left with my cake. My own birthday cake.
Through out that day, I couldn't reach her. When I successfully reached her the following day and asked after my cake, this m**o said my cake was gone.
She said she and her family had eaten my cake. They had finished my cake. Imagine the insolence!
How could they eat my birthday cake that I bought without letting me have a bite?
In her words: "You said you don't like cakes, that's why we helped you".
Madam! Help finish you and your generation there. Bomboclat!
Anyway, that was how the feelings I had for her died. I could not date a cake robbing criminal. 🙄🙄😒
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