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23/02/2023

I was at a bus stop this evening when I saw a very pretty lady
Meeeehhnn,🙈 this babe fine dīe😉😋😋

See the way men dey Trip for her,😳😏
🙈guys see the way I dey look this babe like say she be angel.😁

Suddenly I heard a sweet voice
"Hey you, what's the time please?"☺️

I hardly believed 😳I was the one she is talking to,🙆🏽‍♂️
Now all eyes on me.😏😩

Proudly I looked at my wristwatch, 🙈it was then I realised my wristwatch was no longer working,🥺 and it stopped working early that morning…🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Chai,🤦🏼‍♂️ see me oo, Hēats flows through my spīne.🥺🥺
"What's the time please??" She asked again.😳

I just have to say something
"Mmmm,☺️well, it's just that I forgot to set my wristwatch" wait let me check my phône,😉☺️☺️

and to make the matter worse...😩 my phône don off📴 Chei!! Who I offeñd?? 🥺😭

if you see the kind disgūsting look this babe gave me ehn,🥺I come weāk, I dey speechless😔


😏Na so one yeye gal way dey back come whisper to her friend..
"Na so dem go dey wear wristwatch wey no dey work up and down dey form dīrty big boy"🥴
and to Make the matter worst, one fat woman wey dey for front come reply "No mind dem, some go even carry big phone wey no dey work dey do big boy, big boy empty pøcket" 😏🤨

See shame, everybody for the bus Būrst out of laughter and to even make the matter worst,🤨 the girl wey ask me time follow dem dey laugh
See as shāme catch me oo😔😭😭

To even make the matter worst, conductor wan ask me for möney come say..😅"Big boy bring your môney" 😁

chei!!! Another round of laughter, this one even the driver sef follow laugh🥺🥺
Now I'm currently in my bedroom thinking, I can't eat... What a shāme! 🤦🏾‍♂️
And to even make the matter wørst, you people wey I just tell the story now even follow dey laugh laugh me 😒

Dear reader💞💞
I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸

Please 🥺 J0IN my󰂆 Grôùp ☞ AMAZING😍 PEOPLE✨💍

21/02/2023

The best time to think about your life is when you're in the toilet.

Best is when you're p**ping in an open ground, where breeze can easily blow your yansh. (For those who grew up in the trenches, y'all know that feeling when you p**p in the bush or on a wharf.)

Whilst trying to drop morsels of p**p, eyes closed, breeze blowing your yansh...it's easy to reminisce about all that you've been through in life and where you intend heading.

See, there is something special about toilet time that you'd not be taught in school or anywhere; you'd need experience it yourself.

If you're an old soul, you could try whistling a song, too. If you don't know how to whistle, you could try humming a song. Take deep sighs in-between. You'd find your brain doing magic, thinking about stuff in 80G network.

I know you guys can relate to this thing I'm saying. But, because you'd want to form posh and classy, you'd deny it.

My experience though
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