Bypass

29/08/2023

If you came to the last you know that the bloody toes got twinkled big time. If you want to see us pair of bottlecap fiends come back for round 2. Take ur aunties credit card and cop a ticket. 😈💳

16/08/2023

Bet you thought I’d forgotten about this didn’t ya Jamal you dog. I wana give the biggest thank you to Jamal on his birthday. The man who always pushes me, checks on me, makes time for me. You have the face of an ugly pig but I love you g, thank you got being a part of ma life! happy fu***ng birthday 🍺❤️

27/07/2023

We finally met a man capable of withstanding a whole day with us!

We offered .visuals some pictures of our feet dipped in pesto and chilli oil so he’d take some fresh promo pics of us. We can only show 0.000752% because the other load are that ugly you’ll either turn to stone or gouge ur eyes out in horror of seeing our faces.

Sam also very kindly took us on a three way date to weatherspoons 😍 the food was 3/10 and the drinks were cheap. But the crackheads in the surrounding area made the trip so worthwhile!

On a serious note, big up Sam for some insane promo pics, we ❤️ u xx (side note I (Jake) actually almost died shooting these) so show some love!

25/07/2023

Happy Birthday to my best and closest mate Jake! Not trying to be soppy but you’re a top geeza and I’m forever grateful for you ya old old man…. So old… ancient. 42 years to retirement wunnnn send

21/06/2023

Summer pending…. ☔️☀️☀️☀️
visuals 📸

07/03/2023

Leeds we are back. 🔥😈

Absolutely insane line up showing the best of the best here, so happy to be a part of this!

When I say you will need pampers pull ups for the damage we’ll cause on your lower intestine. You know we mean business.

Follow the link in our bio for tickets! Big up for having us x NOW GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK

18/01/2023

Headlineeeee business 😍 Catch me and Jake alongside supplying an hour of nan slappers down at the loft in Kettering for .uk in a couple months, remember to wear protection and preheat your ovens as we’ll be coming in RAW . Gas mark 6’d for this event 😅

20/12/2022

As we wind down for the Christmas season, a massive thank you to everyone showing us love this year! It’s been another blast for us and we love meeting all of you guys doing this kind of thing ❤️

Big up the ravers, promoters, DJ’s, bar staff, security, cleaners, venues, artists, and grandmas that took the brunt of it this year x

I will now go vomit on 10 Downing Street.

Merry Christmas from Santa and the Elf xx

12/12/2022

Ready Yourselves 🏏 Bristol b2b .uk for at the Black Swan next year! Can’t wait 😍

07/11/2022

We’ll be back in Leeds once again for events this November!

Bring some farming equipment n get that ground ready for harvesting, let’s tear it apart like it‘s a mouldy potato left in the sun for 3 months.

24/10/2022

I know things are tough with Fishi Rishi now in power and lurpack at £6 a tub.

To calm your nerves and steady ur liver we’ll be blasting bangers off like a dodgy buttyvan down at 28th October supporting

Hope to see some familiar faces, bring ur rolling pins and bbq aprons, 10/10 sauce again 💦

15/08/2022

To make your Monday that little bit better, the London debut is finally happening!

You can catch us with throwing some absolute mixed martial art style danger out.

One for the books 😉 up the guys at sorting us out x

08/08/2022

YORK WE ARE BACK BABYYYYY

Lock ur hamsters in their cage, assume the brace position and prepare for serious impact alongside

We can give you the bypass guarantee you will leave feeling more satisfied than a weekend away in the lakes with a loved one.

Respect to & for having us down. Happy to shell it alongside daddy again ❤️

06/08/2022

VENUE (SKIPTON) ALL DAY PARTY

If you want your cavity filling, we will be dishing out dental treatment next Saturday at our local.

If everyone who comes give us £1 I could finally stop buying my meat out the bag of a van.

30/07/2022

Today marks 1 Year since our first set, opening for Mr Traumatik in York for Bassmentality. Ever since then it’s been an absolute blast and we can’t thank you enough for the support. From promoters willing to take the risk and try us out to the people commenting and liking our posts and pushing us daily, it’s changed the way we look at life and certainly for the better and we thank you all for the opportunity you’ve given us.

Anyway less off the soppy stuff…. Join us at roughly 7.30pm tonight for a wonky stream that’s guaranteed to make you aroused in all the areas.

Love and respect you all you donnys ❤️
Jamal & Jake xx

01/07/2022

Catch us and the don daddy himself closing down tomorrow ✌🏻 Expect something heavy…

29/06/2022

Bouncy blend, not a heavy one but still one of my favourite… thoughts? 🤩

My g at the front as ever 🧡

09/06/2022

preheat your ovens cos we’re coming in RAW.

06/06/2022

Caption this….

01/06/2022

31/05/2022

Tonight 😍 Can’t wait to link up with some of u and bring the fknnn roof down 🥵

19/05/2022

Currently in hospital and can confirm the portion control here is dreadful. Chicken Kiev with a literal spoonful of mash. 5.47/10 could be improved and didn’t provide ketchup.

Fear not though I’ll be out in time for our b2b with .uk & in on the 2nd June 😈

Dw btw am all good, jamals mum is making a quick visit dropping off a charger and a maccies plain cheese burger.

16/05/2022

The .bristol debut is happening people! Catch us down there supporting someone absolutely class artists. You get the bypass guarantee ur face will end up twisted like ours >>>

12/05/2022

If you’re wanting a little intimate show where you’ll be able to feel jamals soft baby hands running down ur dads spine. Then make sure you catch us in Burnley next Friday!

Hold tight repping events for having us down ❤️

09/05/2022

If this gets 1 like I’ll put the full mint warehouse post out tomorrow and make jakes mums phone number public

18/04/2022

Currently coming down from dam so hard we need something to bring us straight back up!

Hedex & Zoro 30th April 👀 this is going to be wetter than a Tesco spaghetti meatballs ready meal on the discount section.

Guna be more illegal than ur discount vouchers for Iceland and a pack of sour patch kids laced with mayonnaise!

04/04/2022

Leeds Crew - At the end of this month we’ll be serenading your ears with an hour of bypass love over at - To have , and on same same lineup this far north as well is basically unmissable. There’s some next level local support as well 🐐💯

Big ups to for getting us on board ✌🏻

There’s free tickets in our bio so head over to grab em before they go x

01/04/2022

Catch us in the Bristol fishing net on 25th April Playing alongside artists that are so insane they’ll send you headfirst into a wheelie bin. - Have a bless weekend ❤️

30/03/2022

First international set in a coupla weeks, Jakes a lightweight so when he pops a wh**ey I’ll make sure I live stream it 😁🍁

All jokes aside thanks to for getting us on this, gonna absolutely send it ✌🏻

30/03/2022

First international set in a coupla weeks, Jakes a lightweight so when he pops a wh**ey I’ll make sure I live stream it 😁🍁