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17/12/2022

The world is my o**y!!!!!!

I mean....

oyster.

17/12/2022

Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.

17/12/2022

Remember: As far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.

17/12/2022

One finger is all a REAL American needs!

- Al Bundy

17/12/2022

I engaged in in*******se with your spouse or significant other.

Now THAT'S psychiatry!

- Homer Simpson

17/12/2022

You can't keep blaming yourself.

Just blame yourself once, and move on.

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