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My sister, your sugar daddy is someone else's husband.🤗

You gave him flowers , he packaged it and gave it to his wife,

😁 his wife packaged it and gave it to her sugarboy.

😂Her sugarboy is your boyfriend,

Your boyfriend finally gave it back to you.

Now you are holding the flower you bought by yourself and saying...

"This looks familiar"😂😂

In Physics, it's called "Circular motion"😆

In Philosophy, it's called "Karma"

In Chemistry, it's called "Chain reaction"😁

In Psychology it's called "Familiar spirit"😜

In Computer, it's called "Looping"😁

In life, it's called "what's goes around comes around"😎

And in Church, it's called *"Back to sender"*🏃😄
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1) I have learnt one very important lesson today.

Never put your money in the same pocket where you put your handkerchief. I’ll tell you why when I get home, I’m still trekking 😭

2)ʜᴏᴡ ᴏʟᴅ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛᴀɴɪᴄᴀʟ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴀɪᴢᴇ ɪꜱ Chimaize?🤪

3)ᴍʏ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇɴʟʏ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴏʟɪᴠᴇ ᴏɪʟ ᴛᴏ ꜰʀʏ ꜱᴛᴇᴡ 🤦‍♂️
ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ ʏᴇꜱᴛᴇʀᴅᴀʏ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜱᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇꜱ 😞😞

4) I mistakenly impregnated you and said I'm sorry but you still making noise at my gate with ur mother?
Don't u know forgiveness? 🤣🤣🤣

5)I downloaded the E-Naira app, put in my BVN, Email and deposited 50k into the wallet. I received a message saying "Thanks for your donation towards paying China Debt" 😭💔*

6)I want to confess oooh, I am responsible for all what that has been happening in this country, you people should contribute money and send me abroad and everything will be okay* 😜

7)My plan this year is to save 300k I just bought suya with my last #200* 😩😂
*Thank God for life sha* 🚶

8)Na name way no get meaning I wan dey answer now 😂😂*

9)I went to a restaurant in my dream, ate very well and left without paying only for me to wake up this morning and find out that my bank has debited me 😢😂*

10)Those guys dat don't have money 💰, but their girlfriends loves dem, pls which formula are you using?*
😒😒🙄

11)If ur Dad owns gas station & ur mum sells provisions & foodstuffs. DM for serious relationship That will lead to marriage* 😒😒🙄

12)Abeg who get any close High tension or Pole* 😒🙄 *For their area 😪Nah Where God go see me I want Dey sit down Now😒😒🙄*

13) So my parents dem no know say my friends call me Chairmo?

Today I was sent by my mom to buy m)m)ne (stinking fish)🥺🥺

14)If your dog started barking at you it means someone else have started feeding the dog, the post is not about dog sha😩🤧*

15)ARE YOU STILL WAITING FOR THE APPLE OF YOUR EYES ABI YOU GO MANAGE GUAVA?*

*GOD NO GO SHAME US*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

16)What is the essence of you been here and you see my post but you can't thumb up*

*No be me break your heart oo🙄🙄*

17)Please i want to ask. "Is it true that chatting with a fat girl consumes alot of data? 🙄*

18)Someday u will want to send me money but u will find me rich so I won't accept that.USE this opportunity wisely.send it now🙄🙄

19)BREAKING NEWS*
*The minister of love and relationship affairs has released a press release that all love and relationship affairs would be suspended in November indefinitely because of the way girls are planing for the December, till further notice*😜😜😜😜😜

20)Keep on watching status and keep on Laughing.😀*

*Even though we don't call each other,I know I'm always keeping my promise to make you happy.😋😀*
*FOCUS😀*

21)When u think u have made the biggest Mistake in ur LIFE. Just think about some Girls that dumped DANGOTE when he was Young.😂😂😂*
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1. If Your Husband Is tall, Dark and drive a Toyota Car..He is in my compound Cooking Spaghetti for 0ne female Copper..oo
2. 14Yrs Imprisonment for gay in Nigeria, and you still put them in the same prison with other guys, Is that Not Honeymoon?
3. No Disgrace is worse than a LECTURER standing at your Back in exam Hall and screaming " S0ME PE0PLE ARE JUST WRITING N0NESENSE!"
4. Having a sugar daddy when you don't know your real father is very Risky! What If? Anyway let's change the topic...How are you today?
5. And you think ignoring Me will Hurt Me?
I Am been ignored By My 0wn Brain In Exam Hall and I didn't Die
6. You Bought a freezer 0f 150K for 0nly 10K and you are now complaining that the freezer is shocking you, My brother the time you are buying it, the price No Shock You?
7. When ones goat get Missing the Aroma of a Neighbor's Soup gets Suspicious
8. W**d Can Make You Buy Recharge Card And Ask For Nylon
9. Nothing pains most when someone is killing you in a fight and people around you will be shouting "LEAVE DEM MAKE THEM FIGHT!!"
10" Nigerian policemen be like " Shut Up And Start Talking!" I'm Not Ur Friend My Friend!"..
11" If he beats me I'll still love Him, I Know with time he will change..Na So She Take Lost All Her Front Teeth
12" If a girl doesn't reply your message, just know she has viewed your profile pic and say ..No,No,No,No This 0ne No follow at all!
13" I Went To Warri Recently, If you See Names of Churches Ehh!?? I Was Surprised When I Saw a Church..." 0peration Carry Devil Knack For Ground Bible Ministry".
14. HIM:" So what's Your Favorite Color?
HER:" Stop Asking Me Stupid Questions, Ask Me Something Logical And Matured Instead.
HIM:" How Many Mole's Of Sodium Bicarbonate Are Needed To Neutralize 0.8ml Of Sulphuric Acid At STP?
HER:" My Favorite Color Is PinK!
15. Ur wife will cook sweet food, u'll eat & can't say thank U, but u'll be on FB thanking small girls 4 accepting ur friend request
16" You they form slay Queen But your mother still they buy pad for you .
17. You no get yansh you dey buy waist bead.. now the bead don reach your knee for Market Place
18. People who gossip at Public transport should please Learn how to talk faster, it's painful going home Wondering How the Story Ended
19. Diaz a high different between Stop it" and Stop It Joor...Do you understand 0r I should go Dipper?
20.My brother if a woman commit su***de only Bec of you she truely loves u marry her
21. On my wedding night No s*x
We will just sit down and watch our video, and know who collected food two times, I hate nonsense!
22. Pls if u cannot sing Christmas song Don't try it, Abi which one is We need shoe how many Christmas.
23. Not every girl that takes toothpick wants to use it on her teeth, some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weavon!
24. My Brother if they calls you "Womanizer" Just smile and even wave at them, it's better to be a Womanizer Than to be recognized as Homo(0Kpo Ntu )
25" U said u haven't seen your true love... hw will u see it when you're using free mode
26.." U don't post, anger won't allow u comment even to like a post na wahala... Bia" Hey! should I remove my Boxer for you路‍ ?
E Sweet You????? I No Say E sweet Una Pass"....0ya taKe Ur Moment to Like and comment
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