Jim Sharp

17/04/2024

There's only THREE reasons a woman will send a dude a long-ass text msg, and this is undisputed:

1. Cancelling plans (some wack excuse)
2. She NEEDS something from you ASAP
3. She's cussing you TF out

THAT IS IT BROS!

13/03/2024

She probably saw that gas light come on , looked on her phone and said “I got 8 miles left I’m good”.

17/02/2024

When does your self control disappear?

02/11/2023

PBS kids raised 3 generations and folk still can’t read. Life is whatever. 😩

21/10/2023

Intelligence is an approach.

30/09/2023

Aint Nobody Finna Stop Lickin That C**t Cuz U Nuttin 🥴💦Have That Seizure.

23/08/2023

Who wakes up one day and be like “I want mint chocolate ice cream”.

That’s some senior citizen energy.

11/02/2023

Me explaining to her why I can’t go two rounds some nights:

02/02/2023

Me: *Eating Hot Wings*

Also Me: If chicken knew how delicious they were… they would organize.

02/02/2023

This app should have been called Trigger. How was your January?

18/01/2023

Imagine getting to the end of your life to learn that this whole time, you could’ve just lived life the way YOU wanted to.

17/01/2023

21/12/2022

You never know if you’re making the right decision or not but, maybe there is no right or wrong, you just make a choice and deal with the outcome.

07/11/2022

I'll get GAS in the "Morning" is ONE of the "Worst Decision" you can make as an ADULT.

24/10/2022

The older I get the more I realize that everything really is that deep. The people you confide in, trust, date, become friends with, where you work, the opportunities you take. What you watch, what you eat, and even what you consume. Its very deep and shouldn’t be taken lightly.

15/10/2022

Mimosa's can be dangerous. One minute you are eating breakfast and the next minute you find yourself sending "you up" text at 2:17 p.m.