ShyBrick (2024)

18/08/2022

“This whole experience has been very traumatizing for me,” Ms. Nuestro said. “If my husband had done something more rational, like vacuum our lawn, mow our carpet, trim our curtains, wipe our trees with windex, or throw rocks at our bedroom window, I could’ve forgiven him. But using your teeth to separate LEGO pieces I think goes way too far.”

In a disturbing moment of their once-happy marriage, nutritionist and mother Wendy Nuestro noticed that her husband Bill Nuestro used his...

15/07/2022

“When the ad said I could buy hundreds of houses for only $700,000, I wasn’t aware that it was talking about LEGO houses,” an angry Jocelyn Hu told reporters.

“When the ad said I could buy hundreds of houses for only $700,000, I wasn’t aware that it was talking about LEGO houses"

02/07/2022

“Listen up, because this is the last time we’re gonna say it: the plural form of ‘LEGO’ is not ‘legos,’” one upset justice said. “From now on, anyone caught saying ‘legos’ will face death by either hanging, firing squad, walking the plank, or being burned at the stake. You’ve officially been warned, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.”

The U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday ruled 6-3 to uphold the death penalty for anyone caught saying ‘legos’—a common (but incorrect) way of...

29/06/2022

“Those crazy gas prices you see at the pump? That’s the fault of the LEGO Titanic. Having a hard time paying rent? Also the LEGO Titanic’s fault. Food getting expensive at the supermarket? Blame the LEGO Titanic. See how the stock market and crypto market are in free fall? You guessed it—LEGO Titanic. Basically, if you’re living paycheck to paycheck, it’s pretty much the LEGO Titanic that’s responsible for it.”

In light of inflation levels rising on a global magnitude, governments are coming together to blame inflation on the LEGO Titanic

17/06/2022

“Due to LEGO increasing their prices, we can no longer afford to buy all the LEGO pieces needed to host the LEGO Masters show the way we used to,” an upset Will Arnet said. “But, as I always tell my viewers, don’t fear. There is some good news: despite rising costs, we found a brilliant way to keep the show going, and we think you’re going to like it.”

LEGO Masters host Will Arnet has revealed that the much-anticipated third season of LEGO Masters will showcase a blank screen for 12 hours.

09/06/2022

“We didn’t market, advertise, or plan this race at all, and yet it still took place and somehow everyone knew to tune in, which saved us hundreds of thousands of dollars on marketing and advertising,” a cheerful NASCAR spokesperson said.
“Furthermore, this race resulted in an upset victory, meaning a bunch of crybaby fanboys and conspiracy theorists on Twitter will be attacking the LEGO Ferrari Daytona, even though it won fair and square against the actual Ferrari.”

“Just because we Illuminati people helped construct the LEGO Ferrari Daytona, and just because we secretly installed a MiG-25 Fighter Jet...

05/06/2022

“My classmates and teachers keep telling me that I’m unbelievably lucky,” Davis says. “But honestly, it wasn’t luck. I did exactly what the essay’s instructions told me to do: talk about my favorite hobbies and interests, which would be anything and everything involving LEGO.”

“My classmates and teachers keep telling me that I’m unbelievably lucky,” Davis says. “But honestly, it wasn’t luck. I did exactly what the...

03/06/2022

“Zumi is a good girl, truly the best dog that anyone can ever ask for,” Ramirez said. “But as soon as I finished building the LEGO Majestic Tiger, Zumi’s behavior changed almost immediately. She’d stare the tiger down, growl and bark at it, and then start sniffing its butthole.”

“It was as if Zumi could truly relate to the LEGO tiger, like some kind of bond,” Ramirez explains. “Next thing I know, Zumi starts sniffing

19/05/2022

“How dare they label this as an ‘Ideas’ set; this isn’t anyone’s idea. This is blatant theft of copyrighted property that’s been moved from canvas to plastic,” a furious Vincent van Gogh said. “I will not tolerate such behavior from the LEGO Group or any individual associated with the LEGO Group. And for the record, this is my idea that’s simply being replicated and redistributed in a different medium.”

“How dare they label the LEGO Starry Night as an ‘Ideas’ set; this isn’t anyone’s idea. This is blatant theft of copyrighted property...

18/05/2022

“I’ll admit that I tend to get very carried away, especially after I buy LEGO products,” Nguyen explains. “I had just purchased some LEGO bricks—no set in particular, just a box of loose bricks. I was extremely excited, so as soon as I walked out of the LEGO store, I looked to the sky, lifted the box over my head, and yelled ‘LEGO bricks!’ And that’s when all these bricks came out of nowhere and started following me.”

I walked out and yelled ‘LEGO bricks!’ and that’s when all these bricks came out of nowhere and started following me.”

16/05/2022

“I understand that LEGO themselves have already announced the LEGO Optimus Prime build, but what people don’t get is that this whole thing was supposed to be a surprise,” Prime said.
“And I know that none of you in particular actually started the leak, but here’s the thing: YOU shared posts about it. YOU shared pictures of it. YOU left comments about it all over social media. YOU made the leak bigger by exposing it to more and more people, so I do hold YOU responsible.”

MISSION CITY— An angry Optimus Prime took to social media Sunday afternoon to express his frustration toward a leak that exposed the LEGO Optimus Prime set days before its official reveal. “Yes, I understand that LEGO themselves have already announced the LEGO Optimus Prime build, but what peopl...

13/05/2022

“You do one thing for humans, like build some pyramids and then disappear without a trace for a few thousand years, and they just forget about you,” one upset alien said.
“I designed the very blueprints for the great Pyramid of Giza myself, way before LEGO even existed. Of course, the LEGO Group gets all the recognition and praise—not to mention $130—for turning my creation into mere plastic.”

“You do one thing for humans, like build some pyramids and then disappear without a trace for a few thousand years, and they just...

13/05/2022

“I’ve seen dozens of TikTok videos of legal advice, and I have an entire YouTube playlist of videos from Kurzgesagt and the Infographics Show, so I’d say I’m pretty qualified to speak about this case,” one Redditor said. “There’s nothing illegal, immoral, wrong, unbelievable, or confusing about building LEGO sets in court—even if you’re a key part of the trial itself. It’s literally all standard stuff, folks.”

“Hang on, don’t mind us. Don’t mind us at all,” attorney Ben Chew can be heard telling the courtroom. He then asked the judge for...

12/05/2022

“We’ve repeatedly reached out to the appropriate authorities that oversee the LEGO Boutique Hotel and Bookshop,” Yale said. “Unfortunately, they aren’t being all that cooperative. Really, I’m constantly ringing them up and this operator tells me that the numbers are invalid. It’s as if these places aren’t even real businesses, even though we know for a fact they most certainly are.”

“We take the safety of customers and employees very seriously,” explained OSHA spokesman Henry Yale. “We’re aware that these two locations...

12/05/2022

“I was just about to list my husband’s LEGO collection on Craigslist,” a disturbed Ms. Baker said. “Suddenly I hear this explosion coming from right behind me. I notice that my bedroom door is completely destroyed, and that’s when I see my husband run in and grab the LEGO stuff, then run out without saying a word.”

“I was just about to list my husband’s LEGO collection on Craigslist,” a disturbed Ms. Baker said. “Suddenly I hear this explosion coming

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