18/02/2023
We got an AI to write a scene from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure if it had been written by Jodorowsky:
FADE IN:
EXT. EGYPTIAN TEMPLE - DAY
Bill and Ted, standing in front of an ancient Egyptian temple, look around, bewildered.
BILL: Dude, I don't think we're in San Dimas anymore.
TED: No way, dude. This place is totally strange.
Suddenly, a bright light emanates from the temple and engulfs them. When it fades, they find themselves transported to ancient Egypt.
INT. EGYPTIAN TEMPLE - DAY
BILL: Whoa, Ted, look at all the hieroglyphics!
TED: Excellent! But where are we?
Suddenly, a figure appears before them: it is the great pharaoh Akhenaten.
AKHENATEN: Greetings, travelers. I am Akhenaten, pharaoh of Egypt.
BILL: Whoa, you're the pharaoh?
AKHENATEN: Yes, I am. What brings you here?
TED: We need your help, man. We're supposed to give a history report, but we don't know anything about Egypt.
AKHENATEN: I see. Well, you have come to the right place. I shall teach you all about the wonders of Egypt.
Bill and Ted nod excitedly.
AKHENATEN (CONT'D): But first, we must journey to the heart of the desert, to the great temple of the sun.
BILL: The great temple of the sun? Sounds awesome!
TED: Totally righteous, dude.
FADE OUT.
