Build-A-Brand Podcast

23/11/2022

This is it, the finale, we're down to the bitter end here and today we find out... WHO IS GOING TO BE CROWNED THE BEST OF BUSINESS!!!!

Listen to S02E15 - FINALE - Sims Lottery and Wolf Park from Build-A-Brand. This is it, the finale, we're down to the bitter end here and today we find out... WHO IS GOING TO BE CROWNED THE BEST BOY OF BUSINESS!!!!Like what you hear? Hate what you hear? Think you're the real winner? You can find us h...

09/11/2022

"U-nye-way-loh-nee-way!" No one could know what it means, but I know that someone will rest easier with their own Security Furby! Need to get your parcel from point A to point B across those hostile badlands? Look no further than Wasteland Transport!

Listen to S02E14 - SeFURBity and Wasteland Transport from Build-A-Brand. "U-nye-way-loh-nee-way!" No one could know what it means, but I know that someone will rest easier with their own Security Furby! Need to get your parcel from point A to point B across those hostile badlands? Look no further th...

26/10/2022

Your precious handmeats will never have to meet the steakmeats again when you're shoveling them into your facemeats with DINNER GLOVES!! After your delicious meal take a breather and relax in Dreamland with Kirby's Dreamland Vapes and eJuices!

Listen to S02E13 - Vapes and Dinner Gloves from Build-A-Brand. Your precious handmeats will never have to meet the steakmeats again when you're shoveling them into your facemeats with DINNER GLOVES!! After your delicious meal take a breather and relax in Dreamland with Kirby's Dreamland Vapes and eJ...

12/10/2022

FEEL THE STEAM OFF YOUR MELTING FACE WITH THE AQUAMAN STUNT SPECTACULAR!!! Too much? Not your vibe? Maybe you want someone to sit you down and actually walk you through whatever happened in Fargo? The Fargo Plot Explainer is for you, pal.

Listen to S02E12 - Aquaman's Water Stunt Spectacular and Fargo Plot Explainer from Build-A-Brand. FEEL THE STEAM OFF YOUR MELTING FACE WITH THE AQUAMAN STUNT SPECTACULAR!!! Too much? Not your vibe? Maybe you want someone to sit you down and actually walk you through whatever happened in Fargo? The F...

12/10/2022

https://shows.acast.com/61e87b9be9deef0014cbd5ed/episodes/s02e11-kinkos-presents-the-great-gatsbys-nocoecokinkco-prese

Considerably late to the party, but here is episode 11 for you all! Episode 12 will be up tomorrow morning at the regular time!

Enjoy!

Listen to S02E11 - Kinkos Presents The Great Gatsbys NoCoEcoKinkCo Presented by Kinkos and Mr Gaming Watch from Build-A-Brand. "Listen. There's a lot going on here. I think we're blackmailing the rich through extravagant parties? Also there's a watch that plays games. Who even knows anymore."- EricL...

14/09/2022

Dracula's on Eric's dang back today and he owes him so here we go with Dracula's Sad-A-Pult! Corey has an exciting new partner for his new herbal medicine line, Resident Herbal!

Listen to S02E10 - Sad-a-pult and Herbs from Build-A-Brand. Dracula's on Eric's dang back today and he owes him so here we go with Dracula's Sad-A-Pult! Corey has an exciting new partner for his new herbal medicine line, Resident Herbal!Like what you hear? Hate what you hear? Want to give us your th...

31/08/2022

Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew! What other food preparation could you need! Try The Gamgee Method and never look back! Look, we all want to know how we'd fare as prey, whether to man or beast (or both!). Find out with Mantracker Boot Camp (no affiliation to SnakeCo)!

Listen to S02E09 - The Gamgee Method and Mantracker (Not Affiliated with SnakeCo) from Build-A-Brand. Boil it, mash it, stick it in a stew! What other food preparation could you need! Try The Gamgee Method and never look back! Look, we all want to know how we'd fare as prey, whether to man or beast....

19/08/2022

17/08/2022

Sometimes you just need to get away for a while to somewhere with no extradition treaties and who better to help plan that relaxing beach vacation than Raymond Reddington? Are you an ageless unfathomable entity that exists beyond the scope of human comprehension? Some might think you're a god because they lack the eye to see you, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve the arms to hold you. Find those arms through Lovecraft's Lovecrafting.

Listen to S02E08 - Red Reddingtons Vacation Agency and Lovecrafts Lovecrafting from Build-A-Brand. Sometimes you just need to get away for a while to somewhere with no extradition treaties and who better to help plan that relaxing beach vacation than Raymond Reddington? Are you an ageless unfathomab...

04/08/2022

A day late? Yes.

A dollar short? That's up to the Business Master.

Less safe by a wide margin than the Kurgan, it's Gun Kata Fitness! Does the Jersey Devil get lonely? Not with Cryptid Mingle it won't!

Listen to S02E07 - Gun Kata Exercise Program and Cryptid Mingle from Build-A-Brand. Less safe by a wide margin than the Kurgan, it's Gun Kata Fitness! Does the Jersey Devil get lonely? Not with Cryptid Mingle it won't!Like what you hear? Hate what you hear? Want to give us your thoughts on monster l...

20/07/2022

There's uh... well... boy howdy it's a week. Golly is it a week.

Listen to S02E06 - Toilet Nightmares and Fury Fences from Build-A-Brand. There's uh... well... boy howdy it's a week. Golly is it a week.Like what you hear? Hate what you hear? Want to give us your thoughts on biased market surveys? You can find us here:You can follow the show on Facebook at https:/...

06/07/2022

This week roving bands of anarchists rove throughout the continent helping people develop beautiful thriving gardens while definitely not trying to capture actor Nick Cage. Also hey, are you small, little, just a lil bean, just a real smol guy, just a teeny fella? TIME TO FEEL BIG. Little cans make for BIG HANDS with Andre's Big Boy Beers.

Listen to S02E05 - Anarcho-gardening and Big Boy Beers from Build-A-Brand. This week roving bands of anarchists rove throughout the continent helping people develop beautiful thriving gardens while definitely not trying to capture actor Nick Cage. Also hey, are you small, little, just a lil bean, ju...

22/06/2022

Boring old home thermometer? Throw it in the trash! You've got Nick Cage to tell you the temp now. Dragon-resistant farmers market more your speed? Come on and visit The Shire.

Listen to S02E04 - Cageometer and Shire Market from Build-A-Brand. Boring old home thermometer? Throw it in the trash! You've got Nick Cage to tell you the temp now. Dragon-resistant farmers market more your speed? Come on and visit The Shire.Like what you hear? Hate what you hear? Want to give us y...

11/05/2022

This week, consider the existence or werewolves, the ease with which they might wrangled into roles as barbers, and whether or not that'll be a more profitable venture than the most profoundly chilling name generator you can imagine.

Like what you hear? Hate what you hear? Want to give us your thoughts on the the secret message you can hear if you play all Eric's songs backwards in the right order? Let us know!

Listen to S02E02 - Smilenet and Werewolf Barbers from Build-A-Brand. This week consider the existence or werewolves, the ease with which they might wrangled into roles as barbers, and whether or not that'll be a more profitable venture than the most profoundly chilling name generator you can imagine...

27/04/2022

We are officially back and we've brought what you've been clamouring for!
Duotangs!
Phantoms!
STAKES!

https://shows.acast.com/61e87b9be9deef0014cbd5ed/episodes/s02e01-little-organizers-and-home-busting

Listen to S02E01 - Little Organizers and Home Busting from Build-A-Brand. Build-A-Brand Podcast is back with a new season! This week we start strong with either a child prison or summer camp (depending on your attitude towards duotangs) and a kit that'll let you answer "Who Ya Gonna Call?"...

13/04/2022

Buckle your seatbelts, everyone! New season incoming!

https://shows.acast.com/61e87b9be9deef0014cbd5ed/

Listen to episodes and learn more about Build-A-Brand. Two cunning entrepreneurs pitch brilliant business ideas to one another and rejoice in their newfound fortunes. We're the Scrooge McDucks of giving no clucks.

12/03/2021

Buds. Beers. Businesstar Galactica.

03/02/2021

Ok. Lookit. I understand shirling isn't the most popular sport yet. But you have to admit; IT'S INTENSE

26/01/2021

Corey here. After reviewing important work-related videos on Youtube, I came upon a tragic crime: there has never been a shirling adaptation (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gu3mbl8SAk). I picture a video game, if not outright leagues. Quidditch did it, why not shirling?
What other fictional games or sports are you outraged there's never been more of in the world?

Shirling is a good sport, too.

31/12/2020

Eat and chill out as much as possible at Shaggy's Chill Out Hotel with All-You-Can-Eat Buffet!

Trick your kids with Troll Cleaners!

Watch us have a shocking realization!

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Eat and chill out as much as possible at Shaggy's Chill Out Hotel with All-You-Can-Eat Buffet! Trick your kids with Troll Cleaners!

17/12/2020

KO BO with Little Mac's Rope-A-Dope Soap!

Go fast in style and scent with Sonic Garden Sneaks!

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

KO BO with Little Mac's Rope-A-Dope Soap! Go fast in style and scent with Sonic Garden Sneaks!

03/12/2020

Behold the inescapable, beautiful truth of the Emperor of Mankind's Psychic Social Network!

The The Super Bowl Bowl! It's just too much!

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

The inescapable, beautiful truth of the Emperor of Mankind's Psychic Social Network! The The Super Bowl Bowl!

05/11/2020

Hang out with your buds at the CEC Pizzaria!

The cream soda always rises to the to the top at Muncho Man Candy Savage's Sweet Shoppe!

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Hang out with your buds at the CEC Pizzaria! The cream soda always rises to the to the top at Muncho Man Candy Savage's Sweet Shoppe!

22/10/2020

You'll all save down here... at Pennywise Thrift Store.

Slug back your fill of Dairy Daiquiris from Howlett Dairy Farms!

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

You'll all save down here at Pennywise Thrift Stores! Grab a tall glass of that Milwaukee White Gold from Howlett Dairy Farms

08/10/2020

WANT REFRESHMENT!? WANT IT FAST!? FALCON PUUUUUUNCH!!

Throw your cash around and get real filthy at Pigpen's The Pig's Den.

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Get refreshed with Cpt Falcon's Punch! Get filthy at The Pig's Den

24/09/2020

"Look, it's not THAT awful, alright?"
- Eric

Real life foam Guns Akimbo! A disaster!

10/09/2020

Vent your rage and make those gains by destroying tiny towns in the Kaiju Gym! WORK OUT LIKE A MONSTER!

Look. You gotta eat. I gotta eat. Villains gotta eat. And who doesn't love a great sandwich? No one. Come on and check out the Rogues Gallery Sandwich Shop.

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Listen to this episode from Build-A-Brand on Spotify. Become a Monster at the Kaiju Gym! Rogues Gallery Sandwiches

27/08/2020

Does this object spark joy? If not, that's okay, thank it for what it's done and offer it up to the King Of All Cosmos using the Katamari KonMarie Method!

Need siblings? Want siblings? RENT SIBLINGS! Let MBMBAMOSR connect you with brothers, sisters, siblings to call your own, for as long as you need.

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Listen to this episode from Build-A-Brand on Spotify. Katamari KonMari (Our First Cult!) MBMSAMR - Rent a Sibling

13/08/2020

Can't trust the cops? Can trust vacuums? Keep the streets clean in every conceivable way with RoombaCop!

What if All (Roomba)Cops Are Bastards? There's only one place to turn if you need to keep your family safe and maintain an air of whimsy while you're at it, MacAllister Home Security!

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Listen to this episode from Build-A-Brand on Spotify. Robocops: Roomba Police MacAllister Home Defense System

15/07/2020

So you're about to bite that dust. Rough Stuff. Want a statue of yourself to memorialize your powerful presence? Of course you do, history won't forget you, you beauty. Too expensive? Not a problem anymore with Medusa Funeral Service.

Still have a lot of life to live? Places to be? Things to see? Get there SO DOGGONE FAST WITH SONIC'S GO-FAST JUICE! Goes great with chili dogs.

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Listen to this episode from Build-A-Brand on Spotify. Medusa Funeral Services & Sonic Go-Fast Juice

01/07/2020

Want to look good? Want to look JAWESOME? Try Street Sharks Athletic Jorts and Other Denims For Unconventional Body Shapes!

Athletic Denims not your style? More of a board games at home sort of human? Try the brand new, Twister: The Film: Indoor Home Tornado Experience.

Want more B-A-B? Our full first season is now available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and all major podcatchers!

Listen to this episode from Build-A-Brand on Spotify. Street Sharks Jorts and Assorted Athletic Denims Twister: Home Edition

19/06/2020

Corey here.
I entered a 1-2 minute podcast contest, and there's a "people's choice" award, so while you don't HAVE to do anything, you could always toss one, some, or all likes my way, and if you think someone else might like something, get them to vote too. Here are some links!

Build-a-Brand Promo
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2757

The BC Bearlephant
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2758

Cryptid News Hour
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2761

Calmvid-19
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2759

Fantasy Commercials
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2763

The Relaxation Challenge
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2765

Geektionary Presents: Creepypasta as Written
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2760

Geektionary Presents: Erotic Fanfiction as Written
https://myrodecast.com/listen/entry/2762

This is a promo for an ongoing podcast two friends and I are working on, where we pitch terrible products, services, and business solutions to one another. None of us knows anything about what we're talking about.

21/05/2020

Come check us out on Castbox! Find the latest episodes and the rest of Season 1! You can also find us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and all major podcatchers!

Two cunning entrepreneurs pitch brilliant business ideas to one another and rejoice in their newfound fortunes. We're the Scrooge McDucks of...

21/05/2020