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11/11/2022

Wow! 😔 that is heartbreaking

The actor made his live-action Batman debut in 2019 after voicing the character in the 90s.

03/08/2022

This looks incredible!

24/07/2022

Marvel Studios released the first trailer for Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever at San Diego Comic-Con 2022. The Ryan Coogler-directed sequel stars Letitia Wr...

02/07/2022

Stranger Things spoilers without context.

21/06/2022

😱 I want it!

19/06/2022

Getting ready to become a beacon of Light for our group of adventures in D&D. Excited!

24/05/2022

😂 Xbox woke up and chose violence apparently.

21/04/2022

👀 I want one!

19/04/2022

I’m there for it!

07/04/2022

I can hear the “Duel Of The Fates” while I stare at this. I want it!

06/04/2022

I’d buy it. I loved the entire trilogy.

31/03/2022

Wow.

27/03/2022

Day 1 Purchase!

MIDNIGHT GHOST HUNT is a ghostly hide-and-seek multiplayer game!WISHLIST ON STEAM: https://store.steampowered.com/app/915810/Midnight_Ghost_Hunt/EARLY ACCESS...

17/03/2022

Ok, Blizzard you have my attention yet again! This music is awesome!

13/03/2022

Going live for some Hearthstone

Father. Gamer. Writer. And above all else... Wise Ass! Join me on my Misadventures! If you enjoy the laughs and the humor click that follow button!

09/03/2022

So, I’m checking out the ending cinematic to this expansion of World Of Warcraft and I gotta say… I’m disappointed.

The Jailer was doing all kinds of atrocities, but all of a sudden it was because a greater evil was coming?! I mean, come on! Really? Had this knucklehead said some s**t in the beginning we could’ve just found an alternative on how to prepare for the coming evil. Instead we get a finale that was lackluster at best. It wasted what could’ve been a halfway decent villain.

I get it, though. We have to set up The Void Lords and they’re insatiable hunger for destroying all things, but damn.. there had to be a better way to do it.

Rant over.

22/10/2021

My heart is READY!

Battlefield™ 2042 is available on November 19, 2021 with early access starting November 12, 2021.Get your first look at the 5 remaining Specialists of 10 com...

19/07/2021

I fought. I fought bravely and valiantly. I fought long and I fought hard..

In the end...

I won. I was the victor.

What did I fight, You ask?

A beast. A beast with many arms and legs.. this beast has a name and it is a centipede. A black one.. a big one.. it was evil! EVIL, I tell you.

But it made a mistake. It chose ME. And I am LEGENDARY.

It came out of the water drain next to the toilet 🚽 and I was caught off guard in my most "vulnerable" state.

With lightning quick reflexes it moved to strike, but I was well prepared... well, I really wasn't.. I had my pants around my ankles if I'm being honest. --but anyway! It's my story and I'm telling it.

It moved to strike.. and then it happened. My spider senses tingled or was it the turd coming out that made me do it. Either way... I looked and saw this gargantuan approaching with its red beady eyes.

I heard a woman scream in terror, but as I looked around the restroom there was no woman. I wondered where the scream came from, but quickly ignored it and sprang into action.

As it moved to attack my legs I quickly, using the force, did a backflip and landed on the seat of the toilet bowl standing upright with my pants back on properly and my ass magically wiped.

Once again, that woman screamed... "where the hell is she hiding?" I said in my best Batman voice.

I leaped off the toilet with a spear in my hand (don't ask me where I got it from.. it's a secret passed down to me from generations long passed) and stabbed the centipede right through the spine. 🤔 wait do they even have spines? Anyway.. my spear charged itself with powerful lightning that came crashing down through the ceiling destroying the roof of the building and the restroom.

The beast never stood a chance.

Then I flushed it down the toilet. I repaired the entire building. All this happened in the 10 minutes I was in there taking a s**t. True story! I swear.

30/05/2021

The New Shirt is LIVE!

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29/05/2021

The finished design for our upcoming new shirt!

29/05/2021

👀 New Merch?

17/05/2021

Watch Zoraxus's clip titled "4% accuracy in an FPS!"

10/05/2021

The Village - Day 2

Father. Gamer. Writer. And above all else... Wise Ass! Join me on my Misadventures! If you enjoy the laughs and the humor click that follow button!

09/05/2021

Some RE 8 shenanigans

Father. Gamer. Writer. And above all else... Wise Ass! Join me on my Misadventures! If you enjoy the laughs and the humor click that follow button!

21/04/2021

What!!! Take my money!!!

The new World of Warcraft novel, Warcraft®: Sylvanas is now available for pre-purchase wherever books are sold.

15/04/2021

😂

15/04/2021

If you know.. you know! 😆

15/04/2021

This would’ve been epic!

14/04/2021

Bruh...

13/04/2021