Sammykiss

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23/03/2023

Whatever step🚶🚶you take in the journey of success🏆, like it... If you don't like it, no one else would like it🙏

07/03/2023

House girl mistakenly call oga darling in front of madam, as we dey settle the matter, gate man tell madam baby calm down😂😂😁

04/03/2023

I told my dad to embrace🫂 his mistake then he cried😭 and hugged🫂 my sister and I...🤦🤦😁

04/03/2023

My mom entered my room🏚️ and saw me asleep🛌🛌. She held my head💆, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread🍞🍞"

04/03/2023

Some African Parents🧔🧓 will be like 'I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children👪👪 will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration??🤷🤷

04/03/2023

In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras📷📹 the neighbours are enough.
If you think I'm lying, bring your girlfriend🧑‍🤝‍🧑 at home when your wife🧑‍🍼🧑‍🍼 is not around and see... 😁😁😁

04/03/2023

India has never been to the
World Cup🏆🏆 because FIFA won't allow them sing and dance💃🕺💃🕺 for 20 minutes after every goal🥅⚽.

04/03/2023

Being a good person is like
being a goal keeper🥅🥅, no matter how many goals⚽ you save...People will only remember the ones you missed❌ ✍️🤦🤦🥰

04/03/2023

Welcome to Nigeria where we don't know sugar in our local language prove me wrong😩😒😅🤣🤔😺🙄

04/03/2023

Seeing kids excited to see you is like the best feeling ever 🥰🥰

28/02/2023

This is Captain🧑‍✈️🧑‍✈️Sinclair speaking🗣️. On behalf of my crew🧑‍💼🤵 I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight✈️✈️ 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying✈️✈️ at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic🏝️🏝️🗺️. "If you look out of the windows🪟 on the starboard side of the aircraft✈️✈️ you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire🔥🔥. "If you look out of the windows🪟 on the port side, you will observe that the port wing🛩️ has fallen off. "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean🏝️🗺️, you will see a little yellow life raft🛶🛶⛵ with three people🤵🧑‍✈️🧑‍💼 in it waving🙋👋 at you. "That's me your captain🧑‍✈️, the co-pilot🧑‍✈️, and one of the air stewardesses🧑‍💼. This is a recorded💽📀 message. Have a good flight! 😁😁😁

28/02/2023

When oyibo 👱 people describe a location🗺️🗺️, they
simply say,
"The place is about a mile🛣️ and a half, north-west
or 300
metres away from Greenville park." You actually
know
where you're going.
But in Naija🇳🇬🇳🇬 our house numbering system can't
be trusted.
You may find house 🏡🏘️ number 43 in between house🏘️🏠
number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing
about
miles🛣️ and metres🛣️
So when some of you want to describe your
location,
you'll be like, "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you
will see one big
gutter, Jump 🏃🏃 the gutter and corner left⬅️⬅️.
Do as if you're going right➡️➡️ but be cornering left⬅️⬅️
small
small.
Be going down down🛤️... straaaaaight!
Until you will see one place they're selling akamu
in front of one Redeemed church⛪💒; opposite where
they
used to throw dustbin 🗑️🗑️. Just stand there and
flash me📞📞.
I will come outside and pick you

26/02/2023

One Advantage of meeting new friends is that all your old clothes become new again.
WISDOM 🤐🤔🤔

26/02/2023

Since I was born and now I am getting old I have never seen an Albino Solider...
Brother's and sister's have u seen?😂😂😂😂

26/02/2023

Did you know that chicken 🐓can grow to the size of an ostrich

But Africans don't give it a chance 🤦🏽‍♂😂😂

26/02/2023

The moment your phone is off and you want to think about your life, Boom! NEPA bring light, thinker scatter 😂🙄🤣

26/02/2023

Na wa for all these rich people ooo. I went with a frend 2visit her guy frm a very rich family.D maid approached me &asked
MAID: wat would u lyk 2have,fruit juice, yoghurt,tea,chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
ME: tea pls.
MAID: Ceylon tea,Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea?
ME: Ceylon tea pls.
MAID: how do u want it, black or white?
ME: white.
MAID: milk or fresh cream?
ME: with milk.
MAID: goat milk or cow milk?
ME: cow’s milk.
MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey?
ME: sugar.
MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar?
ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar?
ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water.
MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water?
ME: mineral water.
MAID: flavored or non flavored?
ME: infact get me an empty glass!
MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my saliva. 🤦🤦🤦🤣🤣🤣

26/02/2023

Robber 1: Let's count💸 the money💰💰 we stole at the bank 🏦🏦 today.
Robber 2: Dude am tired 😔😤 we will hear it on the news 📰📰📺 tomorrow...

26/02/2023

When people see you lying down 🛌🛌 with your eyes closed😔😔 they still ask; are you sleeping??

Me: No! I'm practicing how to die ⚰️🪦

26/02/2023

Me standing🧍🧍 right in front of the elevator🚡 on the ground floor going to my office🏢💺, yet someone asked me; going up⬆️⬆️??

Me: No, I'm waiting for my office🏢💺 to come down to me!! Nonsense 😁😁🙄

26/02/2023

Someone sees me coming🚶🏊 out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?

Me: No, I fell into the toilet bowl 🙄🤐😁

26/02/2023

In the U.S.A, a man👱 kicked a dog🐕 🐕 attacking a lady🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️and the dog 🐕🐕 died. Paper 📰 report says "LOCAL HERO🦸🦹 SAVES LADY FROM MAD DOG". 🐕🐕
The man says, I'm not an American, report changes to "FOREIGN HERO🦸🧛 SAVES LADY FROM MAD DOG". 🐕🐕
The man says I'm from pakistan, so the news📰📰 changed to: "BREAKING NEWS, A TERRORIST KILLED AN INNOCENT DOG 🐕" 🙄😁😁

26/02/2023

You carry candle 🕯️🕯️ dey look for where petrol dey smell from.....(I no go talk 🤐🤐, dey play 😁🫂)

26/02/2023

A lady 🏃‍♀️ with no clothes ran🏃‍♀️ into an igbo man's taxi🚕🚕. She told the driver where she was going🛤️. The man👱 didn't start d car, but was just staring🙄🙄 at her over and over again.
The lady 🧍‍♀️ said: what's your problem man?? Haven't u seen an unclothed lady🩱🧍‍♀️ before?? The igbo man replied: I am not looking at your body, but wondering where u kept the money u're going to pay me with...

Igbo man too like money 💰pass anoda thing 🙄😁😁

26/02/2023

E get dis particular restaurant🧑‍🍳 wey I dey chop 🍔🍗 for Toll gate, E get one oyibo man 👱🏻 wey dey always come chop there too... Any time dis oyibo👱 chop finish, him go shout "hey!", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout, I decide to chop wetin d oyibo man dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too... When I reach d restaurant last week Friday, I order wetin d man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken🍗🍗 and red wine🍾🍷, so I chop am, but I surprise say I no shout, I collect extra plate🍝, but I still no shout... Na then I just vex ask for my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken🍗 and red wine🍷 na N45,000, then the extra plate na another 45,000 na then I come shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!... 🙆🙆😭😭 till I reach house I still dey shout..

26/02/2023

Teacher: A fool at forty?
Sodiq: You never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50 🤪🤣

26/02/2023

Teacher: Finish this parable; "A journey of a thousand miles"?
Sodiq: Na d person wahala be dat na, Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?

26/02/2023

On my wedding day...there will be break time so that people can go home and eat then come back to finish the wedding program🤪

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