The Milking Cat

16/09/2024

Jolly good article innit?

16/09/2024

This article is sooo totally not like the other articles so you should go read it! 😸

16/09/2024

What gripes grind your gears?

18/01/2024

Our interview with the FunnyTimes is tomorrow! 🙈🙈

16/01/2024

A groundbreaking interview coming soon.

23/12/2023

Do we even need to say it?

19/12/2023

We’re ready for 2024.

13/12/2023

After much care and consideration, we have decided to revamp our caption contest with a new design! Click the link in our bio to submit your caption. 🍌🍌

05/12/2023

Shakespeare was a poet. So is Milking Cat columnist Ben Folger.

27/11/2023

Read it!

31/10/2023

Get ready to be amazed.

25/10/2023

Enlighten yourself. Link in bio.

21/10/2023

Read. Now. 🤣🤣

17/10/2023

We're proud to announce our 2023 caption contest, only this time in powder blue! Fill in the caption using our form (link in bio) and win a ton of awesome prizes + bragging rights. 🙀😸🥛

14/10/2023

Read now. 🐱🥛

01/10/2023

CONTEST STARTS NOW YIPEEE! Submit here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSf7hakogNd22yTrAb8J4_kiWXyMFTxG9gpDDkCOWX-66NNhuw/viewform?usp=sf_link

20/08/2023

Link in bio to read 🥛🐈

18/07/2023

Meet the new editors of The Milking Cat! They are definitely not industry plants planning on turning it into a multi level marketing scheme!

19/10/2022

We’re hiring! Link in bio!

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17/03/2022

Check out our interview with television and publication writer Broti Gupta! Thank you so much Broti for meeting with us! We loved talking and laughing with you!

Wanna be a part of the next interview? Apply to be a staff member today!
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10/02/2022

Please join us on Wednesday, February 16th at 7:30 PM est for a Q&A with Chris Monks, the editor of McSweeney's. This event is open to the public and is completely free! This is a great oppertunity for highschoolers and educators to learn more about writing, editing, and getting published. The zoom link can be found at www.themilkingcat.com (link in bio)

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31/05/2021

Here's to Memorial Day! Come celebrate with the residents of Huxawinney this Monday and learn about their Memorial Day celebrations.

27/05/2021

The Peanut Gallery

24/05/2021