Karate Lessons

04/08/2024

We got caught in a time loop!! We did today’s stream and then woke up and it was Sunday again, so we did it again. We’ve given up making sure to do it on the right time only for it to have never happened, so we are going to stream tomorrow (a few months from now from our perspective) when we figure this out.

07/07/2024

Monday!! Monday!! We aren’t cancelling thrice in a twice!! Monday.

30/06/2024

Today, for the first time ever!!

Stream got cancelled twice in a row cause Levi ain’t physically connected. Stream will for sure!! On Sunday 11:30 on Sunday 11:30

23/06/2024

It’s exploding in exploding the. Stream might have to be later but not this day

12/05/2024

Sorry for the lack of streams lately, things keep coming up

Maybe Tuesday?

28/04/2024

No stream today sadly, the dogs are taking their guild graduation exam

24/03/2024

The stream will be tomorrow half an hour later than usual. There has been a death and a birth at the same time and the curious amongst us are running some tests

10/03/2024

The festivities will still fester today, quit whining. We’re marinating the sauce and it is taking longer than we precipitated. One hour post usual.

25/02/2024

No stream today; Levi has perished and is respawning. Resumance resumes next resunday.

03/12/2023

The podcast will have to be when the podcast usually is instead of when the podcast today is, as Levi and Mel and are the podcast next Saturday in stead. Apologies for the apologies.

02/12/2023

Something something it’ll gotta be Sunday!! Something something tomorrow same time same minute same emotion same subject matter different day of the friggin week! 11:30 A of M AST

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

15/07/2023

Levi’s internet is experiencing digital food poisoning, what happened was uhhhh driver’s tummy got sick? Idk but troubleshooting proved less of fruit. Might have to next week next might have to do the next podcast week. twitch.tv/karatelessons

05/05/2023

twitch.tv/karatelessons 11:30 AST/ADT at today and right now it is!

Now that that's out of the way, Saturday now lessons karate is today lessons 11:30 twitch lessons on todayturday lessons! :3

Edit: tomorrow ☠️

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

22/04/2023

It's gone. It's all gone. Where is it. Where are they? Where am I? It's gone. They're gone. I'm not gone.

Twitch.tv/karatelessons

09/04/2023

Twitch.tv/karatelessons RIGHT NOW. THERE IS SNACKS /j

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

09/04/2023

twitch.tv/karatelessons at 11:30am this morning!

Kick and punch
While eating brunch!
Some Captain Crunch
For you to munch!

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

08/04/2023

Tomorrow instead of today karate

01/04/2023

Karatelessons episode 100 MILLION? It's hard to believe humanity's only been around to witness 2% of our weekly episodes every Saturday at 11:30 AM at twitch.tv/karatelessons, we can and have done it without you!

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

01/04/2023

It’s our 100th episode! Today is the day Levi gets her tan belt. She can now break a board using her mind.. which isn’t great in this economy and what with the price of wood. Nontheless we celebrate her advancement in this sport, the sport that is karaté. The sport we are good at and talk about at length each stream. Anyways be there and brave the flying splinters on twitch.tv/karatelessons at 11:30am! (40 minutes)

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

11/03/2023

POV: it's POV: you are 11:30 pov karatelessons: twitch.tv/pov:

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

04/03/2023

We're live right now waiting for you. Specifically you. Where are you? You always do this.

Twitch.tv/karatelessons

25/02/2023

18/02/2023

Our internet is cutting in and out of line, so we had to give it detention for a week. Looks like we'll have to offer our next lesson next Saturday, same chop time same chop channel

11/02/2023

Late post but we won't be able to stream this morning, our dogs are being taken by the rapture. Business will resume as usual after we bargain with the saviour.

04/02/2023

11:30 AM,fashionably late compared to 11:00 DM. twitch.tv/karatelessons check out this rizz

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

28/01/2023

Wendel the Bussin Goat hit the big city just in time for his appointment but parking was atrocious. As no cap as he was in attitude, he was equally all cap in anxiety. He parked the foreign in front of the doctor’s office and realized he had no change for the meter. He laid waste to New York over that and that’s the real American story of a goat with a dream who realized the full send was in him all along.

Tune into our stream at 11:30AST only on twitch.tv/karatelessons

We’re gonna talk about organic salt lmao

28/01/2023

On real it's at 11:30 instead of on 11:00?? (AST) Typing this on somebody's back karate lessons twitch.tv/karatelessons karatelessons

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

14/01/2023

One holiday break later and we are holiday broke. Holi

twitch.tv/karatelessons for the first time in 27 days 22 and a half hours zero minutes and four half seconds tomorrow at 11 AM AST Kmart

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

17/12/2022

Starting at 11:30 AM today 40 minutes on this fine Staturday twitch.tv/karatelessons Saturday soon!

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.

10/12/2022

Monday and Tuesday are for chumps. Thursday and Wednesday are for lumps.
Sunday is for pumps.
Friday is for Saturday, we're live in an hour go figure

Dear Lord in Florida forgive me we begin at Eleven Tbirty instead of Eleven Zeroty!!

twitch.tv/karatelessons is where it's

Despite popular belief, Levi and Mel are actually three different people. Mel is a creture who only is interested in dogs. Levi is God. We have been sent to teach.