25/04/2024
*Wife:*- Woooooooooow!!, darling I have a very big surprise for you, I can't believe this.
*Husband:* - ok pls I will call you back, I'm about to receive a contract of N30 million.
*Wife:* - Darling, that is good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
*Husband:*- but I'm about to...
*Wife:* - PLS JUST COME HOME BABY,TRUST ME.
*Husband:*- em.. please my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me permision to go and come back quick.
*Company:*- Well, if you leave, I'm afraid we may have to cancel the contract.
The man weighed the options and decided that his home was more important than any contract. So after few minutes The man rushed home.
*Husband:* _```(Seriously sweating)```- Honey why this urgent surprise,when I was about to sign a contract worth N30 million?
*Wife:*- Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.
*Husband:*- Are you pregnant?
*Wife:* - Haba honey, this is more than pregnancy, if it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have stopped you from signing your contract.
*Husband:* - Wow, so what's d surprise?
*Wife:* _```(Being happy)```_ Honey, I can't believe this, you know we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us.
That Big rat
that always disturbed us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called you to come and remove it. You know I hate touching rats.🙆🙆🙆🙆😃😃😃
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU WERE THIS WOMAN'S HUSBAND ??😆
