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Success Contenders Still the Only Samy😎 Samuel Gabriel Popularly known as TheOnlySamy or Sammy1 is a Digital Marketer, Social Media Personality, Content Creator and Influencer.
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13/10/2023

My Ex swore with a Bible that if she ever breaks my heart, may his brother remain unmarried forever.

Years later I found out she’s the only child.😭

19/09/2023

Wife: Our Son called me a Bitch today

Husband: What?! That little son of a bitch!

03/09/2023

me: *wants to talk to you*
also me: *has nothing to say*😐

27/08/2023

My mum at night: Goodnight sweet dreams I love you.
In the morning: Wake the f**k up you lazy piece of sh*t.😂

02/07/2023

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😐💔

30/06/2023

I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.🤧

30/06/2023

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist 😂

24/06/2023

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂

24/06/2023

I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. 🤭

18/06/2023

When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.😂💔

18/06/2023

I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 😑

01/06/2023

Sorry guys..
I haven’t posted for a while now.
I was in court denying pregnancy 😓

27/05/2023

Whenever I leave a store without buying something I get nervous that I look suspicious, making me look suspicious. 🥲

22/05/2023

That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life anymore 😪

22/05/2023

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.😁🫱🏻‍🫲🏾

21/05/2023

Bill Gates farted on an "Apple" store and stunk up the place, but it's their fault for not having "Windows". 😮‍💨😂

11/05/2023

Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"😩

07/05/2023

I respond to texts in my head. Sometimes weeks go by before I realize I didn’t respond in real life.😂

05/05/2023

Whenever somebody starts a sentence with
“No offense, but……”
someone is about to get offended. 💀

01/05/2023

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas. 😌

27/04/2023

A big shout out to sidewalks... Thanks for keeping me off the streets. 😗🚬

26/04/2023

I hate it when people act like they’re too busy texting on their phone in public.😾

25/04/2023

Someone saw me with my phone today and said “bro where’s your power bank?”😳
I said bro not every iPhone user uses power bank , I don’t know tf you talking bout 😂😂

25/04/2023

I wonder what it was on the Canadian flag that they had to cover it up with a big leaf. 🇨🇦🤔😂

22/04/2023

The fail moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the face. 🤦‍♂️

21/04/2023

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons? 😐💔

21/04/2023

Everyone actually has 3 voices, the one in your head, the one you hear when you talk and the one that everyone else hears instead. 🥲

21/04/2023

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.😂💔

21/04/2023

Better days are coming, they are called: Saturday and Sunday. ☺️😁

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