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CBC - When Dave Nguyen started chatting with his Uber driver days before Christmas, he discovered that he had never been...
28/12/2025

CBC - When Dave Nguyen started chatting with his Uber driver days before Christmas, he discovered that he had never been tobogganing in his life, so something had to change.

It was a snowy night downtown, and Nguyen had just finished his company Christmas party at Giovanni’s Restaurant. But Nguyen felt stranded and could not find an Uber for the life of him, so he walked 20 minutes toward Wellington and Somerset.

“Then, lo and behold, an Uber accepted the ride.” The driver was Chance Niyromugabo.

The snowy Ottawa night proved a jump-off point for the bromance, which led to the logical place of winter activities that turn snow piles into joy and adventure.

Niyromugabo had been in Canada for eight years after arriving from Rwanda. In that time, he had never tried anything wintry; not skiing, not tobogganing.

Nguyen, who was off for two weeks because the martial arts studio he works at as an instructor was closed, asked if Niyromugabo wanted to go tobogganing.

“The whole gist of the story, it’s kind of random — I was on my way home from my Christmas party, and it was in the holiday spirit to make someone’s holidays,” Nguyen said.

The pair texted logistics over Christmas and decided to hit the Charlie Rogers Place hill in Kanata on Boxing Day. Nguyen told Niyromugabo to dress warm with gloves and a tuque.

He also picked up two sleds owned by his niece and bought Niyromugabo some snow pants, a tobogganing must, before meeting up.

The two walked the long hike up for Niyromugabo’s first bomb down the hill. As they reached the top, they saw “a kid just bailing, and just rolling down the hill, and then I can see the look on (Niyromugabo’s) face.”

But Niyromugabo wasn’t too intimidated by the tobogganing crash and the rolling, snow-covered child.

“I was just first of all seeing what the other were people doing — most of them were kids — so I never get afraid,” he said.

Niyromugabo told the Ottawa Citizen that he now understands that tobogganing is “very fun”, and said Nguyen is now a friend and a “good man."

Vintage Banana Bois (from the UCB archives courtesy of )
26/12/2025

Vintage Banana Bois
(from the UCB archives courtesy of )

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!May your day be silly and bright.
25/12/2025

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

May your day be silly and bright.

BBC - Irishman Diarmuid Early emerged onto the HyperX arena in Las Vegas under the bright lights, dramatic music, and fa...
21/12/2025

BBC - Irishman Diarmuid Early emerged onto the HyperX arena in Las Vegas under the bright lights, dramatic music, and fanfare worthy of any major sporting final.

Only this time, instead of a ball there was a keyboard and mouse, and the playing field a humble desktop setup.

Dubbed the "LeBron James of Excel spreadsheets", Galway born and Waterford raised Diarmuid is now the world's best worksheet whizz.

He won the 2025 Microsoft Excel World Championships, where a $60,000 (£45,726) prize pot has propelled the computer program from the office into a high stakes spectacle.

It may sound bizarre, but Diarmuid described how the intense atmosphere of the finals lives up to the buzz.

"Most of the time you're playing at home by yourself and it's pretty calm and low-key," he said.

"But when you get to Vegas, it's just outrageous. You just hear everybody roaring, but you have no idea why, it's hectic.

"It happens in this esports arena with hundreds of people in stands of seats watching and shouting, with commentators calling the shots.

"They give you headphones, but they're not noise cancelling, and even if they were I don't know if that would be enough."

Vegas is a far-cry from the workplace, but the tournament was every bit as competitive. Diarmuid explained that timed eliminations begin in the last round, so every five minutes, those in last place get knocked out.

"So you're just settling in, kind of figuring out how this is going to work, and you'll just hear: 'Thanks for playing, you're out'," he said.

"You're constantly watching your back."

A three-time champion in the financial Excel tournaments, this win was Diarmuid's first in the overall competition. He held the triple-world champion Andrew Ngai to second place, and won the $5,000 (£3,737) prize and title belt.

"It was super exciting," Diarmuid told BBC News.

"I've gone in as one of the pre-tournament favourites, and I have a record of choking. So it was nice to deliver for once."

He added: "My mum had woke up and caught like the last 10 or 15 minutes of the final in Ireland.

NPR - Here's what to do if you find a rat coming through your toilet following heavy Western Washington rain and floods....
20/12/2025

NPR - Here's what to do if you find a rat coming through your toilet following heavy Western Washington rain and floods.

It was midnight when Simone Gabara got up to use the restroom in her White Center home. Like many who make a late-night journey down the hall, she was half asleep.

"I lifted the lid, and I saw a shape in there," she recalled, adding that her first thought was that perhaps someone else in the house forgot to flush before leaving the bathroom.

And then a second thought: "But why does it have eyes?" A rat was in the toilet. It crawled through the pipes and into the bowl, but was trapped by the lid — no longer.

Gabara looked for answers. She called a plumber. She looked up information online and learned that it is possible for rats to climb up through plumbing and enter a house through the toilet.

Eventually, Gabara trapped the rat in the bathroom. The crisis was over.

It's perhaps not common, but a rat making its way into a home via the toilet does happen from time to time. This is especially true after heavy rains send flood waters into sewer pipes, stormwater drains, etc. (Read more about this aspect of the region's plumbing, and how easy rats can access it, below.)

That's why Public Health - Seattle and King County recently advised the region to keep an eye on its toilets. Recent floods and heavy rains have raised the potential of such occurrences.

Public Health's advice is to leave the toilet lid down and trap the rat there. First, try to flush it away. If that proves difficult, then try throwing dish soap into the toilet to smooth the journey down. If all else fails, then a rat trap may be required.

While it might be a surprising, and frightening, incident, a rat crawling through plumbing isn't as unusual in the Seattle area as one might assume.

Parts of the stormwater and sewage system in Seattle, and in nearby King County communities, is more than 100 years old. The system combined the pipes from a home (toilet, sinks, shower) with the stormwater pipes (rain that runs off of the street). Anyone who has seen a rodent scurry down a storm drain understands how they can easily access these combined pipes.

AUSTIN! Come see The Banana Boys Valentine’s Weekend! Live afternoon Bananas  n Valentine’s Day so you can still make it...
17/12/2025

AUSTIN! Come see The Banana Boys Valentine’s Weekend! Live afternoon Bananas n Valentine’s Day so you can still make it to a romantic dinner! And Kurt is doing stand up all weekend!

It’s a brand new  with !! We’re talking about a 75 year old man who got 2000 strangers to smoke a cigarette with him, a ...
09/12/2025

It’s a brand new with !! We’re talking about a 75 year old man who got 2000 strangers to smoke a cigarette with him, a drug dealer jailed after sharing photo of him holding cheese, police use a capybara costume to arrest criminal and a man gets stuck in a va**na sculpture!

(UPI) -- A British man with a love of motorized vehicles built the world's fastest garden shed -- a storage structure wi...
07/12/2025

(UPI) -- A British man with a love of motorized vehicles built the world's fastest garden shed -- a storage structure with a top speed of 123.43 mph.

Brian Cade, 61, said he decided to take on the challenge of breaking a Guinness World Records title while watching the TV series Record Breakers.

"I always had the idea to do a record attempt," Cade told The Sun newspaper. "I thought, 'What can I do?' I'm a builder and love classic cars, so let's put the two together."

His motorized garden shed was clocked at a top speed of 123.43 mph, taking the record from fellow Briton Kevin Nicks, whose shed set the record in 2019.

The official record attempt took place at Elvington Airfield in York, and his speed was measured with help from Straightliners motorsports.

Cade said he is planning to continue tinkering with his shed to make it faster, and he is hoping to eventually even make it street legal.

Police in New Zealand said Friday that they had recovered a Fabergé egg pendant worth $19,000, six days after a man was ...
05/12/2025

Police in New Zealand said Friday that they had recovered a Fabergé egg pendant worth $19,000, six days after a man was accused of swallowing it at a jewelry store in an effort to steal it.

The 32-year-old man, who has not been named by authorities, had been closely watched since Nov. 28, when he was arrested after being accused of trying to steal the James Bond-inspired pendant by swallowing it at a Partridge Jewelers store in Auckland, New Zealand’s biggest city. Police said they responded to a call by the store’s staff.

A photo released by police showed the pendant, which they said was recovered Thursday night, being held by a gloved hand. The slim 20-inch-long gold chain still had the price tag attached, showing a value of more than 33,000 New Zealand dollars ($19,000).

“No medical intervention was required and the pendant passed naturally,” police said in a statement.

The suspect remains in custody until his appearance before the Auckland district court on Monday. He did not enter a plea to a charge of theft at his first court appearance on Saturday.

Crafted from 18-carat yellow gold and set with 60 white diamonds and 15 blue sapphires, the special-edition pendant — which is the size of a large fingernail — has “subtle nods” to the 1983 James Bond film “Octopussy” woven into its design, according to Fabergé’s website.

The man accused of swallowing the pendant underwent a medical assessment following his arrest and was monitored by police around the clock in the hope that it would emerge on its own.

“An officer is assigned to constantly monitor the man,” Auckland Central Area Commander Inspector Grae Anderson said Wednesday before the pendant had been recovered.

“Given this man is in Police custody, we have a duty of care to continue monitoring him given the circumstances of what has occurred,” he said.

Nov. 25 (UPI) — A therapy horse living in Germany was dubbed the shortest living horse by Guinness World Records, standi...
05/12/2025

Nov. 25 (UPI) — A therapy horse living in Germany was dubbed the shortest living horse by Guinness World Records, standing at a diminutive 21.1 inches tall.

Carola Weidemann said she adopted Pumuckel the horse in 2020, when he was only 5 months old and about 18 inches tall.

“I drove over, took a look at him and was truly, completely shocked. I had never seen such a small, little horse before,” she told Guinness World Records.

Pumuckel’s height was verified by Guinness World Records as 21.1 inches to the withers, making him the shortest living male horse in the world. He is about an inch and a half shorter than the previous record-holder.

Pumuckel is a trained therapy horse and makes regular visits to nursing homes, hospices, schools and facilities for people with disabilities.

“He has a very lovable character,” Weidemann said. “He’s incredibly good with children, he loves being scratched and cuddled. Pumuckel loves being the center of attention.”

New episode of BANANAS! Live right now folks. Kurt and Scotty talk about a report on which cars are most likely to get p...
02/12/2025

New episode of BANANAS! Live right now folks. Kurt and Scotty talk about a report on which cars are most likely to get pooped on by birds and Kelly the sassy dolphin!

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