The Folly Times

20/09/2023

When hackers can break into an F-35 jet AND Don Jr.'s X account in the same week, you have to wonder... Which password was more complex? 'TopGun2023' or 'DaddysBoyForLife'?

WASHINGTON D.C. - Just when we thought the digital age couldn't get more unpredictable, Donald Trump Jr.'s X (formerly Twitter) account saga takes a - Politics

15/09/2023

Susanna Gibson's new campaign slogan? “Streaming for your dreams.”

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13/09/2023

🚨 BREAKING: Rep. Boebert tries summoning with an impromptu chant during the musical.

The theatre's response? A dramatic exit, stage right!

Always read the fine print when dealing with the undead, folks.

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12/09/2023

🚨BREAKING: McCarthy Unveils Plan to Launch Impeachment Inquiry Against Biden, Citing Irrefutable Evidence of Tie Wear

Full Story 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/p6ju

08/09/2023

Speaker Nancy Pelosi reveals her secret to eternal youth and building Wealth: Running for office... again and again and again! Ditch your gym membership for a campaign manager.

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08/09/2023

Some experts believe this is just another phase in the ongoing evolution of political terms. “It wasn’t long ago that ‘liberal’ was a compliment and ‘conservative’ meant you didn’t spend money like a drunken sailor,”

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Republican party has recently proposed to redefine the term "pro-life." The new definition will encompass anyone who is a "fan of - Politics

06/09/2023

As luxury stores pack their bags and leave , one retailer, Board 'N Nail, is thriving. Full story - https://thefollytimes.com/dbs6

06/09/2023

“Sasquatch has been living off the grid for a long time,” Carlson said. “If anyone knows the truth about what’s happening in our great American wilderness, it’s him.”

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05/09/2023

🚨BREAKING: United Airlines grounds all flights because someone forgot to toggle off Airplane Mode on their central computer.

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05/09/2023

Activists demand change its name to 'Burning Person' for a more gender-neutral. What's next, gluten-free sand? 🏜️

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05/09/2023

“Dude, you don’t get it. This mud is, like, a metaphor for the sticky situations in life we can’t avoid,” said Moonbeam Stardust, a six-time Burning Man attendee, while scraping mud off her Subaru.

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05/09/2023

The shirts feature a mugshot of former President Trump and boldly proclaims “Never Surrender,” a nod to his unyielding spirit. According to the Trumps, the new venture is a direct result of “Bidenomics” to help pay the bills.

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31/08/2023

Marjorie Taylor Greene challenges Mitch McConnell to an epic 'Forget-Off' showdown.

This duel promises to be the most unforgettable forgettable event of the year. 🤔

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30/08/2023

From courtroom dramas to Etch A Sketch sagas

Rudy Giuliani thinks he's found the solution to voter fraud—swapping electronic ballots for Etch A Sketches. He's calling it "Etch A Vote"! 🤣🗳️

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30/08/2023

🚨 Breaking: Staten Island wants to secede and form its own nation. Pizza dough currancy, new national anthem and even a space program. 🍕🚀🗽

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30/08/2023

🚨BREAKING: Former Trump publicists—John Barron, John Miller, Carolin Gallego, & David Dennison—are OUTRAGED over allegations that Joe Biden used pseudonyms. Calls for an investigation mount. use

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29/08/2023

Trump appeals trial date, wants it pushed to 'Infinity Plus One' days! 🤯 Lawyers, mathematicians, and kindergarteners everywhere are scrambling to understand. Could this be the ultimate 'Art of the Deal'?

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/etp0

29/08/2023

🚨Breaking: Eminem serves cease-and-desist to Vivek Ramaswamy for 'Egregious lack of flow.' 😂 Eminem, defending rap one bad verse at a time.

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/nsiz

28/08/2023

The legendary Loch Ness Monster, a creature that has captured the imaginations of generations, has been exposed as nothing more than a cunning marketing scheme concocted by a Scottish tourism company.

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/qxgu

28/08/2023

DONALD TRUMP EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW ON WHY HE'S NOT DEBATING

FULL INTERVIEW 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/3ht1

28/08/2023

🎾BREAKING: Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has announced that he will be leaving the world of tennis to pursue a career as a professional pickleball player.

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/84oe

28/08/2023

Climate Change Takes a Back Seat as Society Gears Up for Another Round of COVID Pandemic Fun 🤔

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/vwfh

27/08/2023

⛺️ The once-elusive dream of owning a 4-person tent in San Francisco has become slightly more attainable as prices have plummeted below the $500,000 mark for the first time since 2014.

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/nwva

27/08/2023

6ft 3in / 215lbs Donald Trump wants everyone to know he shot a 67 at Bedminster - Trump National Golf Club.

27/08/2023

"Student loan bailout... PPPlease, we spent all the money bailing out corporations (again) instead!"

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Selective outrage - conservatives across the nation have taken to the streets, airwaves, and social media to vehemently protest against student loan - Politics

27/08/2023

Bob Barker passes away at the age of 99.
Barker’s impact on generations of sick kids cannot be understated. For decades, sick kids across the country would tune in to watch. Barker’s warm demeanor had a unique ability to lift spirits.

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In a sad turn of events, legendary game show host Bob Barker has passed away at the age of 99, leaving behind a legacy that spanned generations. Barker, - Entertainment

26/08/2023

⚖️ Fulton County DA Charges Trump for Weight Misrepresentation After Surrender; Weight Reported as 215 Pounds

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/erux

25/08/2023

He's back. Turns out just misplaced his twitter password. Luckily he found it in a box in a bathroom at Mar-a-Lago. 🚽📦

24/08/2023

BREAKING: Trump Gets Lost en Route to Surrender at Fulton County Jail in Georgia, Blames GPS Error.



FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/x15f

24/08/2023

Vivek Ramaswamy Shakes Up GOP Debate by Offering Generous "Support" for Trump in Prison by Funding his Prison Commissary Account.

FULL STORY 👉 https://thefollytimes.com/kbro