The Canadian Traveller

01/05/2024

If the TV show 'Cops' has taught me anything, it's to stay away from people with blurry faces. They always seem to attract trouble.

20/04/2024

Hi friends. Don’t forget to join us over on YouTube for daily jokes and fun.

Welcome to the Canadian Traveller YouTube channel. This channel is about fun, travel, humour and a whole lot more.

10/04/2024

Eid Mubarak to all of our Muslim friends.

31/03/2024

Happy Easter Everyone

26/01/2024

I am giving something back to society and going to work - people on benefits depend on me!

26/01/2024

If insanity is repeating the same things over and over while expecting a different result can I NOT go to work due to mental illness?

25/01/2024

It’s my birthday!!!

19/01/2024

The shortest horror story: Monday

19/01/2024

The perfect man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist.

19/01/2024

The road to success is always under construction.

19/01/2024

I heard that internet addiction is now an official mental disorder, and you can go to rehab for it. I'm only going if there's wifi.

19/01/2024

The more there is, the less you see.

What am I?

19/01/2024

I'm not the type of person that you should put on speaker phone.

19/01/2024

Fake friends are like a slow internet connection. They waste your time, and frustrate you to no end.

18/01/2024

Sleep is for people without access to the internet.

18/01/2024

Time is free, but it’s priceless. You can’t own it, but you can use it. You can’t keep it, but you can spend it. Once you’ve lost it, you can never get it back.

18/01/2024

Getting information off the internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

18/01/2024

Online Shopping:

Because it is frowned upon to be in a store with no bra, sweat pants, and a glass of wine.

18/01/2024

Modern Intelligence:

If all bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.

18/01/2024

Don't look for a partner who is eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food.

18/01/2024

Don't believe any quiet you hear on the internet.

-Confucius

18/01/2024

Did a cartwheel the other day thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not.

18/01/2024

You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.

18/01/2024

What is stronger than steel, but can't handle the sun?

18/01/2024

Answering your cell phone when you don't recognize the number, is like picking up a hitchhiker.

18/01/2024

What doesn't kill you, gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humour.

18/01/2024

I tried to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

18/01/2024

That sad moment when your internet doesn't work, and you don't to deal with your life.

18/01/2024

I don't even believe myself when I tell the kids "maybe".