Kabeba News (2024)

23/09/2022

Sichone: daka walauma 4 5 mwepu ulipa 7 ..
Daka and Mwepu singing: Tidwale Tidwale tikudwalile

02/08/2022

FRANKIE DE JONG INSISTS HE WOULD RATHER JOIN NKANA FC BEFORE JOINING MANCHESTER UNITED

In somewhat a random twist of events, Barcelona player Frankie De Jong has insisted that he can only be lured by 3 clubs namely Nkana Fc, Chelsea and PSG. He went on to say Nkana fc would be his number one choice as they have more ambition than Manchester united.
Nkana fc have in turn refuted claims of any interest in the player stating that if they are looking for a player in that position, he would have to be better than Donashano Malama and De Jong is not up to the standard required by Nkana fc and further cannot out play legendary player Mr Malama.
Kabeba news tried to reach Nkana for a comment but to no avail. So far 4 players have turned down Manchester united namely Tapson Kaseba, Gabadinho Mhango, Lazarous kambole and lastly Conlyde luchanga who preferred a move to defending champions Red Arrows. Manchester are expected to make a second bid for Kaseba but the striker has put his foot down and says that he is not going anywhere.
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17/02/2022

Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick told Sky News today that he was turned down by kansanshi dynamos before joining Manchester United. Kansanshi Dynamos can neither confirm nor deny the statement made by Ralf saying they do not comment on people that are under contract and that the were extremely happy with decision they made. `'we are very happy with our coach' the representative added

18/07/2021

KAINDU DENIES ZAMBIA LINKS AS POWER DYNAMOS FANS ASK PASTSON TO RUN FOR FAZ PRESIDENT

As news broke earlier this morning linking coach Kelvin Kaindu to the job job in the country, sources close to him have denied all the rumors and further stated that in fact he would turn down the offer because he was looking for something more challenging. Kaindu is favorite to take over the top Spot after having succecful continental football under zanaco as the technical director.

Meanwhile amdist the Covid 19 pandemic, a protest erupted in kitwe calling for re-structuring of the Football Association Of Zambia,. It is understood the power dynamos fans were calling for Leicester City Striker Patson Daka to take over as Faz President given his European experience . A Dr Munjajati condemned these demonstrations calling the behavior abnormal and a serious condition that needed attention.. He went on to say that that such abnormal outbursts could be due to the lack of continental football saying that he has treated many arsenal fans and the symptoms delayed by the power dynamos fans are a replica of the many arsenal fans he has treated.

Top Fan Chola Nicholas was reached for a comment but it is understood by the kabeba news new that he would only comment after conducting an investigation..

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ARE POWER DYNAMOS FANS RIGHT IN ASKING FOR PATSON DAKA TO RUN FOR FAZ PRESIDENT???

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20/04/2021

PUNCHERELLO CHAMA MOVE TO NKANA EDGES CLOSER, KAINDU DENIES TOTTENHAM LINKS AND RED ARROWS SET TO JOIN NEW EUROPEAN LEAGUE

Tottenham yesterday parted ways with legendary Manager Jose Mourinho just days before the carabao league cup final. Many Tottenham fans have mixed feelings about the sacking of Mourinho and are anxious wondering who would be next to take over. News immediately hit social media as it is understood on leave Nkana boss is expected in London to finalize a move to the north London club. Mr Kaindu has come under alot of critism over this move with many saying he had signed a contract with Tottenham months ago and that's what led to a poor string of results for Nkana as his heart was not with the club..kaindu's representatives could not be reached for a comment but a source close the boss advised that these were just rumors and that Mr kaindu was not willing to move to a club with average players from a club with average players

Meanwhile renowned blogger Puncherello Chama is expected to take over as Nkana boss with the announcement imminent. Chama was spotted in Kitwe over the weekend and sources close to Mr Chama have advised that talented blogger is excited for the new challenge with Alex Bazo Ngonga and kalilo kakonje expected to be his first signings. It is understood Mr Chama will be assisted by Bwezani Mbewe, renowned zanaco Fan Musman Musy and Innocent Kalaluka. Puncherello is expected to win the Eden University League as his first task as Manger.

Red Arrows football club have declared their interest in joining the new European super league with the club chairman stating that the zambian league was not competitive enough for the Arrows outfit and as such have decided to join the European league. This decision has been met with mixed feelings by FAZ as they feel it would disrupt the Zambia super league.. It is understood faz will ban any red Arrows player from international duty if they were to proceed with the European league. Harry Mcguire, John Stones, Kurt Zouma and many other defenders are weary of lethal striker James Chamanga and have welcomed the move by the club

Sate Sate could find his way to Tottenham after Harry Kane being ruled out.

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06/02/2021

THE ZAMBIAN LEAGUE LACKS QUALITY AS MICHO ARRIVES WITH TWO EXTRA BAGS OF MEALIE MEAL

The Zambia national team arrived safely after being knocked out in the quarter final by Morroco

Many fans on social media have expressed concern over Micho's outbursts stating that the standard of the league in the country was not good enough..Zambian national team coach went on to say that It was unfair that only the top 4 clubs received adequate supply of mealie meal and that the Zambian league can only improve if mealie meal was distributed across all leagues..He went on to say that he has come back with two EXTRA bags of mealie meal from Cameroon in preparation for the Afcon qualifiers against Algeria and Zimbabwe respectfully..The two bags of mealie meal will be stored safely at the Football house head office and will be guarded heavily by Group9 security until ready for consumption days before the Algeria game

FAZ are expected to reimburse Micho for the two bags of mealie meal depending on the results in the upcoming qualifiers

It is understood four bags of mealie meal were stolen right before the Botswana and Morroco games respectively.

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04/02/2021

IT'S BREAKING SHORTLY

24/01/2021

I AM NOT INTERESTED IN GOING BACK TO NKANA

Sources close to Former National team coach advised kabeba news that Chambeshi was not interested in going back to Nkana Fc..it is understood Mr Chambeshi is monitoring the situation at Chelsea with Frank Lampards job seemingly in jeopardy. Many Chelsea fans are hopeful Chambeshi will be at Stanford bridge by the summer. One such fan is Fee Phil who's been vocal about Frank Lampards time at Chelsea

Sources close to Mr Chambeshi advised that the coach had turned down many offers from the likes of Fc muza, Nchanga rangers and most recently Barcelona as an agreement could not be reached. It is understood the Former coach wanted Griezman loaned out immediately with Sate Sate replacing the French striker. Barcelona explained on sky sports spain that the demands Mr Chambeshi representatives made did not make sense for them financially at the moment..he went on the say the price tag set for Sate Sate was to high for the club at the moment and as such decided to settle for Koeman .

Sate Sate is valued at about €120 million euros. The deal would have also included courtinho going to the famous chilata

Nkana's form has been out of sorts lately despite being handed a tax break
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It breaks here

Happy Sunday.
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18/11/2020

KITWE BOXING ASSOCIATION AWAITING APPLICATION LETTER FROM CHABINGA AS CHELSEA TARGET LWANDAMINA JOINS PRISON LEOPARDS

The Kitwe boxing association are this weekend expecting to recieve an application letter from Nkana boss Manfred Chabinga after a brilliant display of boxing during an afternoon game which saw Defining champions Nkana FC lose by 5 goals to nil. In an interview with vice chairperson of the KBA Mr Ledi Aimwena this afternoon, he explained to the kabeba news crew saying this was the type of quality boxer the association has been looking for, he went on to say that this kind of talent has been difficult to find especially during this covid 19 period. Kabeba news reached out to Nkana FC for a comment but to no avail

Meanwhile Chelsea target George Lwandamina has been unviled by Prison Leopards in a technical director role.. It is understood the Prisoners fended off interest from many clubs including Chelsea who failed to meet Lwandamina's demands which included replacing Mason Mount with Winston Kalengo of which many are saying the deal could not got through because Chelsea could not meet Kalengos wages

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KABEBA..

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14/10/2020

BRUNO FERNANDES UNHAPPY WITH UNITED BOSS OLE AS GIROUD COULD BE HEADED TO NAPSA IN A SWAP DEAL

It hasn't come as much of a surprise to many united fans after the dizmo outburst from United star and number one penalty taker Fernandes who stated he was not happy with the state of the club and the current signings.

It is clear to see that the outburst from Fernandes came as a result of the recent inclusion of Clifford Mulenga at Forest Rangers. The move by forest Rangers to include the once Caf player of the year has brought a lot of attention around the world with media outlets stating that Forest Rangers had fended off the likes of Pirates, Man city, Simba and bayern Munich to land the star player. It is understood Fernandes is said to Favour a move to Forest Rangers given the ambition the Ndola outfit has shown in the transfer window. Forest Rangers are understood to be keeping close tabs on the United star and could make a bid as early as January.

Meanwhile out of Favour Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud is set to join Napsa stars in swap deal that would see Collins Sikombe go the other way.

Giroud is expected to have his medicals done at the UTH in weeks to come

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Kabeba

09/08/2020

NKANA CELEBRATIONS HALTED AS IDRIS COSTS CLUB 6 POINTS

Just when Nkana put their hands on the league trophy, news travelled faster than wild locusts to the FAZ Football house stating Nkana Fc Captain and striker Idris Mbombo was seen wearing yellow shorts in wusakile this morning going against the code of conduct and ethics according to article 15 sub section 4 of the FAZ constitution.

Realible sources in Ndola comfirmed to kabeba news this evening that the FAZ president upon hearing this breach of conduct was seen rushing to his vehicle with a laptop ready to draft a letter stating Nkana be docked 6 points

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KABEBA

CONGRATULATIONS NKANA ON WINNING THE ZAMBIA SUPER LEAGUE

08/08/2020

BREAKING NEWS

MUFULIRA WANDERERS TO BE DECLARED CHAMPIONS OF THE SUPER LEAGUE AFTER SUCCESSFUL APPEAL

It's is understood by many that the league champions would be crowned on Sunday but news breaking is that Mufulira wanderers appeal was successful and FAZ are to hand the Wanderers outfit 34 points which will take them to 51 points this making it mathematically impossible for any other team but Forest Rangers catch the Mighty Mufulira.

The kabeba news reporter who was at the FAZ offices purchasing what is locally known as Dobo, further went on to say people were confused when they saw 34 with many suggesting and reporting that the league would end in week 34 but infact what was meant was that 34 points was to be handed to the Mighty Mufulira

Meanwhile Jessie Lingard of Manchester United is monitoring the situation at Forest Rangers and his move would be dependent on tommorows result. Just last WEEK the United STAR went live on his Instagram page to warn kola of forest rangers saying he would fight for his place

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KABEBA

21/07/2020

NAKAMBALA LEFT IN SHAMBLES AS DAVID LUIZ EXTENDS ARSENAL CONTRACT

It is not clear the situation surrounding Nakambla leopards but rumour has it that the club has not resumed training following financial difficulties

News broke earlier this month stating Arsenal defender David Luiz has signed a contract extention with Arsenal , leaving NAKAMBALA with a financial uphill battle. His arrival would have generated a massive amount of income for the club

It's is understood David Luiz signed a pre contract with NAKAMBALA leopards in a swap deal which saw the nakamabala team bus move the other way together with two tones of sugar cane to the Emirates stadium on a monthly basis. The u turn by David Luiz has left nakamabala in serious financial difficulties and most importantly without the Bus

The sudden burst of energy shown by the Brazilian defender in the last few games has left many asking the question..is it the sugar cane?clearly Nakambla delivered on their end

Kabeba news can not confirm this turn of events but we can assure you our crew is working tirelessly to uncover the truth

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KABEBA !!

20/07/2020

PRISON LEOPARDS DENY HARRY MCGUIRE APPROACH AS NAPSA STARS KEEP CLOSE TABS ON DE GEA

Prison Leopards FC have been making rounds on social media this week after releasing a statement advising the public not to refer to them as "prisoners". Drama did not end there as rumours once again made rounds on social media last night linking Manchester united captain Harry Mcguire to the prison leopards outfit . It's no secret the €80 million defender will be looking for a new home in the summer given his recent dizmo performances. It is understood leopards have since lost interest in the defender and have set their sights elsewhere stating they're looking for quality not quantity . Meanwhile, on the rise Napsa Stars are said to be looking at competition for number one choice goalkeeper Rabson Muchelengan'ga and Kabeba News understands Manchester United goal keeper David De GEA has emerged as the front runner . David De Gea who looks set to be replaced by Henderson next season will be looking for a new home and his agents in an interview last night with Sky sports were quick to talk about Victoria falls and Manda hill mall in Lusaka

Kabeba News could not reach Napsa for a comment

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KABEBA!!

02/07/2020

ZANACO WAS MY ONLY OPTION AFTER SEEING WESTHAM DO A DOUBLE OVER CHELSEA - BASILE

Chelsea boss Frank Lampard was seen fuming in the training grounds this morning upon hearing Baba Basile had signed for Zanaco FC. It is now confirmed that Frank Lampards dream front three of Ziyech Basile Werner will not be a reality come next season

It is understood the star striker Basile stayed up watching the WESTHAM v Chelsea game before coming to a decision at midnight.

It's a no BRAINER if you ask me"he said. Many Lusaka dynamos and Chelsea fans admitted that the newly branded Zanaco bus that has been making rounds on social media played a major role in Basile's decision, adding that they are afraid players like Pedro, Willian and Rudiga might follow suit

Meanwhile Ngolo kante feels his time is up at the club stating many clubs are interested including National Assembly who are yet to make an official inquiry

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KABEBA!!

01/07/2020

SOUTHAMPTON FC DON KOPA JERSEY

Southampton FC are officially the first premier league club to Don the kopa label. faz are expecting a high ammount of orders with Chelsea, Manchester United and Real Madrid expected to switch to kopa come the new season
It is understood the laptop with all the orders was returned to FAZ headquarters by the ACC yesterday although missing a Vga and an Hdmi cable

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KABEBA!!

24/06/2020

COMMOTION IN UNITED DRESSING ROOM AS KONKOLA BLADES KEEP CLOSE TABS ON MARCUS RASHFORD

It is clear that konkola blades are set for a massive overhaul aiming for a bounce back to the premier league

Chiliabobwe town was sent to frenzy this morning as United front man tweeted KCM.. It's clear the United forward is unsettled at united and is looking for a more ambious club. Konkola blades have emerged as front runners to land the star striker who would be picked up from Lusaka international Airport with the new bus.. Fans comfirmed to kabeba news that infact, Rashford is expected to drive the bus to the first game if he signs for konkola

A statement by Ole Gunnar the United boss is expected this afternoon with many expecting a stern warning towards konkola blades admin. Meanwhile Paul Pogba has advised the United board to act swiftly and take Konkola blades to FIFA
Konkola blades CEO could not be reached for a comment but it is understood Rashford, Justin Shonga and Sergio Aguero are among their top transfer targets

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KABEBA

09/06/2020

NAKAMBALA LEOPARDS LEAD RACE FOR BALOTELLI AS MUMBWA MEDICS FC DENY KABASO CHONGO APPROACH

Southern province was sent to a frenzy this morning with news breaking that Italian superspar hinted a move to Africa

It is understood Nakambala are looking for competition for the likes of Lewis Macha and Biubu Kash*tu making Balotelli their number 2 target

Sources close to Nakambala leopards advised the kabebanews crew that a formal inquiry + bid will be launched sometime this week. It is understood Nakambala are also monitoring the situation with Kylian Mbappe as the youngster looks to earn a place at the euros seeing the French league came to an end. Nakambala have since rubbished all Aubameyang links with the club

Meanwhile in MUMBWA., it is rumoured zambian internatiinal kabaso Chongo had agreed personal terms with Mumba Medics FC as the international was seen flaunting dollars on social media

Mumbwa MEDICS FC have since denied any involvement stating kabaso was no where near being their transfer target and where looking at other players in particular Umtiti of Barcelona who contract will soon be up given his medical history.

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Kabeba!!

06/06/2020

JOSE MOURINHO FUMING AS CHISAMBA LUNGU SETTLES FOR ZANACO

Afcon 2012 winner Chisamba Lungu has put pen to paper settling for ZANACO FC on a 2 year contract

It's is understood Jose Mourinho was fuming this morning upon hearing the news that Chisamba Lungu had signed for Zanaco

Sources close to the afcon winner have advised that the midfielder decided to go with zanaco as opposed to the London club because the club did not have the ambition as compared to zanaco who are gunning for a top 4 spot this season

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KABEBA!!!

25/05/2020

MUTAPA IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE - Chelsea BOSS Abramovic warned

It is a known fact that many Doctors in Zambia question the state of mind of many power dynamos Fans with many alluding to the fact that the club has been trophy less for decades on end

News coming in is that Power Dynamos fans stormed CBU this morning with banners displaying" Mutapa Nipano tuli"*sending a clear warning to Chelsea owner Abramovic.

It's a knowN fact that Chelsea have been looking for a long term replacement for Frank Lampard who has had somewhat of a dizmo start to the season with Chelsea boss placing Mutapa on his wish list.

Sources close to Mutapa have advised kabeba that the the power boss is not interested in the Chelsea Job and would turn it down if offerred as Chelsea's ambitions are not aligned with Mutapa basically saying Chelsea is not at the level

He further said they were monitoring the situation with Zidane at Madrid and also monitoring the situation at PSG then Mutapa will decide, for now he is yellow.

It is rumored some Power dynamos fans are still camped out at CBU with police failing to disperse them stating they will only
leave if power offer Mutapa 2 year contract

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Kabeba

Have a good week further

25/05/2020

MANCHESTER BOSS SOLSKJAER SPOTTED IN CHILENJE AS SATE SATE TALKS TO PURCHASE NKANA STADIUM COME TO A HALT

Social media has been sent to a frenzy after pictures of Manchester united boss Ole circulated on social media showing him leaving an exclusive bar Chris Corner in Lusaka.

Very comfortably dressed in slippers, cargo shorts while doning the much advertised kopa jersey, the United boss was seen with a close associate of free agent Chisamba Lungu who would be a potential replacement for Pogba and Fernandes. Reliable sources close to Chisamba Lungu advised kabeba news that the midfielder will need two days to decide on his move to United but he applauded the efforts made by the united boss to travel amidst this Corona virus.. WE could not reach the United boss for a comment who's rumored to be staying at Tukanwa Mailo guest house in chilenge

Meanwhile in Kitwe. Veteran Striker Sate Sate Landlord who was on the verge of purchasing Nkana stadium has stalled on talks.

It appears the striker is not happy with the ammount of money Nkana Fc would offer for rentals from him. With Mopani pulling out on sponsorship, the club is dependent on Landlord purchasing of the stadium..

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KABEBA
Picture shows Boss Ole advising Fernandes to work hard for his position

18/05/2020

PUNCHING A PAUL

15/05/2020

PAUL POGBA - I WILL FIGHT FOR MY PLACE AS CHISAMBA LUNGU IS A FREE AGENT

The once city of Lusaka Target and now Manchester united star Paul Pogba has taken to social media to assure fans that he will will fight for his place. It appears the Manchester United star tweeted shortly after hearing Chisamba Lungu had terminated his contract at Nkana Fc.

"Just know I will fight" the star tweeted. Marcus Rashford AND club captain Harry Maguire were asked on rumours concerning the afcon 2012 winner Chisamba Lungu and Rsahford had this to say.

"I am not sure if it true that his coming, but if he comes, this will show the ambition of the club and that we are all about winning trophies" To be honest, Pogba will have to work hard to start ahead of Chisamba" rashford added

News on the ground in Zambia is that the afcon winner is headed to solwezi but many power dynamos fans in Kitwe are denying those rumors claiming the star is headed to Manchester united.

CHISAMBAs people could not be reached for a comment

Social media rumours are that Manchester UNITED boss Ole Gunnar Solskjær is on the way to Zambia to try and persuade the midfielder who is yet to decide on his future

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KABEBA

14/05/2020

COULD BRUNO FERNANDES LOSE HIS PLACE IN THE MANCHESTER STARTING 11?

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12/05/2020

Throwback as we Remember how far Power have come this season

Pastor Gaston Mutobo Former Power Dynamos coach who has been linked with numerous clubs

10/05/2020

When you finally meet the one who insulted you on Facebook 🤣🤣
Careful Rex 😂😂

10/05/2020

CONTROVERSIAL CHELSEA GOAL keeper KEPA ARRIZABALAGA SET FOR TRIALS AT KABWE WARRIORS

News breaking earlier today from reliable sources have confirmed that the out of favor Chelsea goalie KEPA is set for trials at the railways outfit.

The Spanish goal keeper was seen earlier this week at the Zambian embassy in London holding a brown envelope with what many are saying were medical results as required for visa applications to Zambia.

Many are wondering why the once Chelsea star is on trials and the Kabwe warriors boss had this to say

"We are not just any club" , he said. Here we have standards. We access his mental state first and then his ability. If he proves himself during the trials then I will give him a contract.

Meanwhile Kabwe Warriors Number one choice goal keeper Scott Ngokene said he's not phased by the news and he was confident he would maintain his number one spot on the squad as they fight to get on the plane to play chamiopns league football.

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DONT ARGUE ITS MOTHERS DAY.

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE WONDERFUL MOTHERS OUT THERE FROM Kabeba News

09/05/2020

LET US NOT DISCOVER GOLD AS THE ZSL RETURNS

08/05/2020

Whether you are PF, Upnd, FDD, Integrity or Fifa ban., lets all live, learn and laugh together

08/05/2020

ZNBC's RADIO 1 LANDS PETER DRURY AS THE ZSL IS SET TO RETURN

Veteran commentator Peter Drury is expected in the country within the next few weeks pending the status of the ZSL League.

The commentator who was a victim of mistaken identity during the Under 20 world cup has said he is looking forward to the challenge and can't wait to be in the box. "I will be in the box for the Kysa vs Mufulira Wanderers game" he said

The minister of information has ordered FAZ to purchase two microphones from South Africa , one for Mr Drury upon arrival at the airport and the other microphone for a photo shoot scheduled at RADIO 1 headquarters.

The minister of sports was asked for a comment during the press briefing and he stated that he had not seen Drury's contract before quickly being interrupted and explained to that he was referring to a different situation

A Spacio has been set aside for Drury by FAZ for transportation to and from stadium

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