Across The Multiverse

23/12/2022

We’re on hold until Agent Exodus can get his life out of someone else’s toilet dungeon.
And it’s a pretty formidable toilet dungeon so: future uncertain.

Thanks.

-R-T M’W

07/12/2022

The Vector-Net was a buzz with questions surrounding an unusual set of images of celebrated actor Chris Evans simply devouring peanut butter…

Agents were dispatched to the respective Inter-Dimensional Designation of this unconventional celebrity phenomena, to get the inside scoop on this thick, generously proportioned, and richly creamy phenomena…

Apart from that and as always:

Stay Spectastacle,
You snazzy sons of bi***es.

-R-T M’W 🫠

Theme: Daft Punk “Human After All”

The Vector-Net was a buzz with questions surrounding an unusual set of images of celebrated actor Chris Evans simply devouring peanut butter…Agents were imme...

01/12/2022

And just when you thought your life couldn’t get any worse, here we have:

GOBLIN BABIES

A labyrinthian proportion of cyclopean instruction manuals come with these f #%in things in order to insure a modicum of safety (possibly) after their acquisition and or infestation of your home, community, countryside and or providence.

So, please adopt responsibly.

-R-T M’W

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01/12/2022

Here’s a quick word from our sponsor that… admittedly we have a difficult time endorsing in good conscience but nevertheless,
Gotta make that paper 💸

Amiright?

And with that,
Here we have the Tele-Gigers👇

I’m not sure if we can endorse this product line in good conscience, folks, but money is money.You know?So, acquire anything from within (and or around) the ...

01/12/2022

In other hyperbolically breaking news, multiverse Marilyn Manson has released a new, partial, hit single:

Gumdrops, Lollipops, and The Necropolis (…and you😳)

Amongst other vaguely unsettling statements he was quoted:

“Don’t take candy from the dead.”
-Multiverse Manson

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01/12/2022

Greetings weary travelers.

A cyclopean religious experience known as “The Holy Gun Miracle” took place in the early fall of 1987.

Agents were dispatced to contain the quantum anomaly in a sleepy town with an Inter-Dimensional Designation far too long to write out, and or say, ever again…

But the rapture which had insued before they could arrive is…

simply too rapturous to describe adequately…

Sister Canstampelus was quoted in saying:
“Who needs to pray the gay Away when you can torch an entire f #%ing town?”

And that’s certainly one way of looking at.

The images provided, were captured via enigmatic extra-net reporter:
Simone Caporalini.

(thank you, good sir 👀 and Godspeed 📰 )

Viewer discretion is advised.

And as always,
Stay Spectastacle you snazzy sons of bi***es✨

-R.T. M’W

Greetings weary travelers…Tonight, we will gaze upon a hallmark event known as “The Holy Gun Miracle”. This cantankerous event took place in September 1987 ...