17/02/2023
SUNDAY LAUGHTER VOLUME ONE....
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1. i was forming yabbing master not untill one guy told me i use my daddy atm to toast cow shift let me cry π€·π€·π€·πππππ
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2. The pain of having a grandmother who doesnβt do witchcraft...people take u 4 granted knowing that u don't have backup.π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππ
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3. wife checking are husband phone and saw all female number saved like.newbird,neighbour bird,up bird,downstair bird,college bird.finally she check her name and find out it was saved as "angry bird"π€£π€£
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4. my bible app is telling me i need update,what na!! abi adam don it another appleπ
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5. Ladies
Before calling a guy uglyπ€¨π
please understand that he is not using makeupπ
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6. in japan earthquake for 3days but electricity dey but nigeria two bed dey fight for wire boom!! they don take lightπ
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7. since 222 is two hundred and twenty two that. means 111 is one hundred and onety oneππππππππ
8. Me as a motivational speaker:
At the age of 5, I hawked groundnut.
My parents threw me out of the houseπ
I managed to train myself in secondary school and tertiary institution. π©
Today I own 12 countriesπͺπΏ 74 continent, 177 statesπ
If I can do it, you can do it too ππ€
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9. When your partner says we need to talk and he/she starts with words likeβ you know I love you rightβ just start cryingπ
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10. "He hurts me, I don't want men anymore".
Girl, remember that when a car hits you and run away, it's another car that will take you to the Hospital.π€£π€£
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11. cigarette is a pinch of tobaccorolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool at the other endπππππ
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12. You are 30 and not yet a CEO? What a shame! I became a CEO at the age of 12 when my teacher said
βmr son nd company, leave my classβπ€£π€£
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13. Once u turn 25 and above thereβs no need to set an alarm, ur problems wi
