Exhausted Mamas

02/06/2024

We are so very excited to say our group has hit 40K. Never in a million years would we have expected this to happen in a month. We are so grateful for our team and all of our members!

05/05/2024

Our Network is so excited to announce that Raising a Little Boy has hit 3K members and growing rapidly. If you haven’t had a chance to join the group please do we would love to have you! Please also don’t forget our sister groups that will be opening on Monday ❤️

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23/03/2024

Behind every kid who is attached to their mom is a mother who built her life around that child, giving them the best childhood possible. It's a childhood from which they won’t have to heal and includes experiences they deserve. Such a mother pours her entire heart into them, always puts them first, and never makes excuses for not showing up. Even if her child doesn’t remember these days, she will ❤️

03/02/2024

The best way to get your children's attention is to relax and look comfortable.

02/02/2024

Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything is broken and there is a lot of throwing up.

01/02/2024

Having a toddler is like having a blender... but you don't have the top for it.

31/01/2024

Sleeping at this point is just a concept, something I'm looking forward to investigating in the future.

27/01/2024

90 percent of parenting is passing out snacks and counting down the minutes until nap time.

26/01/2024

When you become a mother of toddlers, your biggest fear suddenly becomes running out of cheese sticks and chicken nuggets.

25/01/2024

Sleeping like a baby is a lie. I want to sleep like my grandpa on Thanksgiving.

24/01/2024

No one told me I would be coming home in diapers, too.

24/01/2024

If you don’t know about ‘Baby Shark’ or ‘Let it Go,’ you need to turn in your parent card. You’ve been voted off the island.

19/01/2024

Can’t believe I shared my body with a child that won’t even share their m&ms with me.

18/01/2024

Wife: “I’m going into labor.”

Husband: “When?”

Wife: “Now.”

Husband: [sets plate of nachos down] “Geez Karen I just made these.”

18/01/2024

Sleep when the baby sleeps, fold laundry when the baby folds laundry…

16/01/2024

I’m just a girl, stuck under a sleeping child, with a full bladder, and a dying phone.

15/01/2024

12/01/2024

Every time I go shopping, I go straight to the baby section.

12/01/2024

A worried mother does better research than the FBI!

10/01/2024

If I ever go missing, please follow my kids. They can find me no matter where I try to hide.

10/01/2024

Have you ever looked at your last few loads of laundry and considered throwing them away?

06/01/2024

Check out our networks groups! Every group link is under each groups photo!

06/01/2024

The majority of my diet is made up of foods that my kid didn't finish.

05/01/2024

Toddlers:
-the face of a baby
-attitude of a teenager
-the ability to go from angel to pyschopath in 2.7 seconds flat

03/01/2024

Only mom knows which way to slice a sandwich so the flavor doesn't leak out.

28/12/2023

When you fake sleep to help your toddler sleep... then you wake up from a four nap.