Lad really thinks he did something there… Like bro.. this ain’t the Savannah.. We see you! 🤔🌾
Via: isabelle_martinsen
“Just keep bitching, hooman. This shipping tape tea is almost ready, and I won’t even let you have a sip”. 🫖☕️😽
Via: domesroams
Everything’s cute and funny til your bois start kissing each other’s leather cheerios on an hourly basis 🫠👄👨🏻🤝👨🏽
Via: marmiteandtoastie
Let’s ditch Christmas cards this year and save paper! Every family/household can create a Christmas Dance with the furry ones and purrform it on social media instead. The most elaborate purrformance in every city gets a prize! 🎅🎄🎁🕺
Via: alygiunto
The animal abuse gang be like:
“WhY iS hE sO sMaLL tHoUgH?” 😭
Idk man, maybe cause he’s 3 weeks old? How tf is his size suddenly our fault? You want to start giving pregnant cats hormones so they birth bigger kittens? 🙄🍼
Via herbgerb
You guys go ahead and say it, I’m not opening that can of worms 🥸🪱👀
Via: thatgeographyguy8
This is true, but also why does an overnight visit at the vet clinic cost 10k?
And why don’t we have universal animal care in 2022?
I’m 100% OK with paying high taxes if that’s gonna cover all your fur babies medical care! I just don’t want my hard earned money being used to bomb other countries! 🏥💰🐈🐕
Via: grace_lemiree
When you leave the cannelloni in the oven for too long and the cheese starts leaking out 🌯🫕
Via: the_heather_vandemark
Holiday season is around the corner and demand for biscuits is HIGH! You add a shortage of bakers to that and you see why some households are teaching baking skills to dogs. Very much needed if you ask me! 🍰🥮🍪🐕
Via: zander.thegreat
Pawrents of young fur babies when they poop on the floor: “Goddamit. Sh*ttin all over the place, again? Who’s gonna clean this crap now?” 😤
Pawrents of senior fur babies when they poop on the floor:
“Oh my goodness, good job baby! Who’s my mister poopy man? You are! Oooh look how solid these poopies are. Let’s call your dad and tell him you’re having bowel movements again”. 🤱🥰💩
Via: wujikitty
For real sis, what potential hazard are you trying to identify? It’s not like you have done this 50 million times… 🙃🤫👀
Via: roro.catcat
Don’t forget to yell how expensive they are and how difficult it was for you to get them in front of your fur baby, otherwise they won’t have a reason to destroy them. 😀🙌💡
Via: ariannadantone
Me trying to eat healthy, sleep 8 hours a night, have a social life, work full time, drink enough water, go to the gym and play with my fur baby 2hs every day:
🔥👁️💧👄💧👁️🔥
Via emilyclairesch - Faerie.tits (TikTok)
“Excuse us hooman, but why are you here? Rent is not due for 2 more weeks”. 💅🤔🛻
Via: rezzyy_
Them coats really do be saying ✨✨✨✨✨✨
Via: milkycookiess
You can tell it was a rough day cause meowm was eating soup by the toilet. Fur child gettin them peets in the plate was probably the cherry on top. 🍒😬🤦♀️🍜
Via: dezizercher
“Listen meowm, moving forward I’ll need you to tell me in advance when aunt Sandy is coming to visit. I’ll lock myself in the basement. She already knows all my usual hiding spots in the house and her behavior is making me increasingly uncomfortable. You always told me not to let anyone touch me without my consent. Well, aunty is doing just that.” 🙄😾
Via: juliayuuu
Them enclosed spaces be hittin good 🔥📦
Via: luna_themeowdel
You can furnish your whole fur child’s bedroom with a single trip to Aldi and $200! 🛋️🛌🧸
Via: soar.indy
Every other fur baby jumping: ⬆️⬇️
Orange sis jumping: ⬅️➡️
Via lambo.licia
