Grease Monkey Infused Preroll Review
Grease Monkey
Cultivated by Taku Horticulture
Can be found on the A-MFM website
This strain was given as a preroll. There is a slight sweetness and an earthy aroma that I picked up from the preroll and from it’s tube container. It lit great and had an even burn the entire time. The hits are very smooth. As for the flavor, it gave off the same sweetness and earthiness that the aroma had with the additional taste of the preroll paper. Ashes can out clean and fluffy!
If you are looking to get stoned, this preroll will do it for you! I smoked it halfway and that was way too much for me. I was very stoned and unfortunately I had a terrible migraine that was coming along. Thankfully, it was so strong for me that it greatly helped with the pain and also helped in getting me to sleep for a short time. It wasn’t the preroll that caused the migraine since I continued to have them for the next few days. I did smoke the other half about two days later right before another migraine came and again, the strain helped with the pain and knocked me out. I highly recommend smoking this with a friend or two and I’m very grateful it helped me out the way it did.
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Lemon Royal Strain Review
Lemon Royal
Cultivated by Sweet Matanuska Green
Can be found on the A-MFM website
These buds are earthy and have a sweet tang to them that reminds me of Haribo cola gummies. Lots of orange hairs with a fair amount of frost. Leafy firm buds with a medium strong density. Tough first rotation on the grind, then it eases up. Has a good burn. Hits mild at first and then smooths out. Tastes earthy and sweet. Ashes were white, light gray, and fluffy.
One bowl is always the goal and I got so stoned the first session that it felt almost out of body. I was so high I could not think straight and I honestly do not remember the rest of the evening. It did provide some really good pain relief. I smoked it again the next morning and it made me want to go right back to bed. I recommend smoking this one at the end of the day and not when you need to be productive.
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Ninja OG Strain Review
Ninja OG
Cultivated by Sweet Matanuska Green
Can be found on the A-MFM website
The aroma of this bud reminds me of a rustic cabin in the woods with a sweet floral undertone. Nice shape with a decent amount of frost. Good trim job with frosty leaves left over. Soft density and stays firm. Easy to grind with a good burn. The hits were smooth and tasted more floral sweet than the woodsy flavor I expected. Dark fluffy ashes.
With one bowl I felt a mellow calm high that came with waves of euphoria. It made me joyful while I was playing a game intended to frighten me. So instead of continuing to play, I hand wrote a heartfelt letter to my oldest that included some funny drawings. At night time I smoked two bowls and it helped ease me to sleep. This strain did help provide some mild pain relief.
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Smoking Ninja OG while playing Little Nightmares
Today I smoke Ninja OG by Sweet Matanuska Green while playing Little Nightmares.
This is a dark game. You're a little character in a huge dark creepy world, trying to find your way out of every room you enter. It is not too difficult and the controls are easy to pick up. It is one of those games you have to be in the mood for. There are some intense scenes. I love the use of darkness, sound, and well crafted creepy NPC's. It's a good game overall!
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Lost at Sea Strain Review
Lost at Sea
Cultivated by Alaska Frosted Flower
Can be found on the A-MFM website
Beautiful nugs! Major thick frost factor with trichomes that glisten in the light! Awesome trim job that gives the bud a cool shape with its frosty spikes. The density was soft and it stayed very firm when squeezed with my fingers. Doing so releases a stinky spice, but it is not too potent. The aroma is primarily earthy, same like the taste of the smoke. It was a tough grind at first, but it eased up after about three rotations. Has a good burn and hits hard yet smooth. Burns down to some fluffy white ashes.
After one bowl, I felt a relaxing mellow high that was just right. I was physically exhausted from the day and this strain helped me relax but still let me have the energy I needed to finish the day. I was able to be productive and maintain my focus. A lot of chores got done, I was able to play with the kids, and cooking dinner was so fun! It turned out to be a very creative kid meal. Smoked it again the next morning and had an awesome day!
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Bubonic Chronic Strain Review
Bubonic Chronic
Cultivated by Sweet Matanuska Green
Can be found on the A-MFM website
Stunning frosty bud! It has a beautiful full shape and a perfect trim job, with the edges cut so smooth! Bravo! This nug just looks so healthy. The aroma was earthy and woodsy. I did catch a very faint sweetness and some fresh citrus but the earthiness was way more powerful. It had a soft density and stayed very firm when squeezed. Easy to grind, good burn, and hits very smooth! The smoke tastes earthy and it leaves clean ashes.
This is one I would smoke as a day strain. With one bowl, it helped me calm down and be less anxious, without feeling stoned. I felt a very nice head buzz instead and it was a clean high. Before I started smoking I was completely exhausted and I wasn’t looking forward to the rest of the evening. Thankfully, that changed after the smoke session. It gave me some good energy and motivation to continue getting my work done.
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Smoking Bubonic Chronic while playing Stray
Today I smoke Bubonic Chronic by Sweet Matanuska Green while playing Stray.
This game is awesome. It is short, sweet, and sensational! With about 5 hours of gametime, you explore an underground dystopian city filled with robots while a helpful little robot on your back guides and helps communicate with the locals. There is a good story and the gameplay itself is limited without feeling limited. For example, you can run and meow, but there are times you can scratch a couch or wall, sip water, and nap like a cat. Jumping only happens if the cat can jump on something, instead of giving a jump when you want button. It does help with a smoother gameplay that doesn’t leave you lost. Overall, this is a beautiful game that is purrfect for cat lovers!
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Wedding Shotgun Strain Review
Wedding Shotgun
Cultivated by Rock Hard Nugz
Can be found on the A-MFM website
The aroma comes off as an earthy sweet. The sweet side reminds me more of a sugary pastry. The nug has bright colors, a lot of frost, and an excellent trim job. The density is very soft and it stays firm when crushed. Easy grind, good burn, and hits smooth. The smoke tastes earthy with a stinky sweetness and has a little tartness to it. Clean fluffy ashes.
With this strain I felt a wonderful, relaxing high. I smoked this strain while playing a horror game called The Quarry, where decisions made could be life threatening for the characters. I got so stoned, I was making terrible but really funny choices. There were certain times I was too stoned to respond in time. It definitely made it more interesting to play because I would not have played so carelessly if I wasn’t so stoned. It was very fun! It also bought my appetite back!
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Lemon Berry Haze #1 Strain Review
Lemon Berry Haze #1
Cultivated by Moon Forest Garden
Can be found on the A-MFM website
These buds have a clean earthy aroma with a faint sweetness. Beautiful nug that has dark rose shaped buds surrounded by white frosty trichomes. Some that even sparkle in the right light. Good trim job. The bud had a medium strong density and was extremely firm. So firm that grinding it was tough. It gave a good burn, hit very smooth, and tasted just like it smelled. Clean white fluffy ashes.
When looking for a clear light high that comes with some energy, this one is perfect. I got no stoney feeling, just a slight head buzz. I also felt the need to talk a lot and be around others, so I spent the entire evening playing with my kids and being really creative!
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Smoking Lemon Berry Haze #1 while playing TMNT Shredder's Revenge
TMNT Shredder’s Revenge
Today I smoke Lemon Berry Haze #1 from Moon Forest Garden while playing the game TMNT Shredder’s Revenge.
If you enjoy old school 2D beat ‘em up arcade game and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, this one is awesome! Simple story and easy fun controls! The story took about 2-3 hours to run through and it can be done with friends!
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Pink Sugar Cookies Strain Review
Pink Sugar Cookies
Cultivated by Rock Hard Nugz
Found on the A-MFM website
The smell of these buds is earthy with a faint sweetness. The sweetness is similar to gummy candy. They were small nugs with plenty of trichomes that were packed together. The density is soft, stays firm when squeeze, and leaves some sticky fingers. Tough grind that releases a potent smell. Fire it up and expect smooth hits that taste fruity sweet, similar to a granny smith apple. Good burn and clean ashes.
With a few tokes, there came a nice mellow body high with waves of euphoria. It did help with a bit of pain relief that I needed. After finishing a big bowl, I could not think straight and started to get airheaded. I went to a group gathering afterwards and it was obvious that I was high. I was very slow to respond and would stare into space, imagining being anywhere but there. It was just what I needed!
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Blueberry Muffin Strain Review
Blueberry Muffin
By AK Frost
Wow, wow, wow! This strain actually smells like blueberries! I've smoked about an oz of this cannabis and it helps a lot. One bowl is just enough to feel balanced and stay productive. At nighttime, I smoke an extra bowl or two to relax and help ease me to sleep. The buds a frosty with a medium soft density. They stay firm when squeezed and grind real well. Expect smooth hits with smoke that tastes like it smells! Ashes are clean too.
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Smoking Blueberry Muffin while playing Super Mario 64
Today I smoke Blueberry Muffin from AK Frost while playing Super Mario 64.
I felt nostalgic so I wanted to try out Super Mario 64. Love this game! Compared to the new Mario games, this classic can still hold up! Looking at the graphics shows how far we have come in gaming. It would be so awesome if there remade this game in Unreal Engine 5!
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Lavendale Strain Review
Lavendale
By Rock Hard Nugz
Found on A-MFM.com
The smell of these buds is earthy with a faint sweetness. When I pinched the nug a spice kind of tarty came out. It was a thick slender bud with a good amount of frost and some pretty hairs that stood out beautifully in certain light. It had a medium soft density and was very firm. Not too tough to grind at first but it eased up. Burns well and leaves clean ashes. The smoke hits smooth and has that sweet taste similar to the aroma.
Nice mellow high that still allowed me to remain productive. It helped push me into completing a project I have been dredging to do. I was able to stay focused and calm. At a moderate level, I would use this as a midday strain to get things done. After some really huge b**g rips, it did leave me feeling spacey and closely listening to all the sounds around me.
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Smoking Lavendale while playing Octodad: Dadliest Catch
Today I smoke Lavendale by Rock Hard Nugz while playing Octodad: Dadliest Catch.
This is a fun game even before understanding the controls! Getting used to mauvering Octodads legs and arms takes some time and even when you feel you might have it down, messing up is easy and usually gets a laugh. The oblivious nature of Octodads family really keeps that humor going. Overall, this is a fun and pretty quick game to beat.
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Cliffhanger Strain Review
Cliffhanger
Cultivated by Sweet Matanuska Green
Found on the A-MFM.com website
These buds give off an earthy and sweet floral aroma. You can really taste that sweetness on the fresh burns! It hit smooth and made me cough on big b**g rips. The bud itself looked nice and frosty with a nice trim job. These were a lot of trichomes that glistened in the light, especially on the bottom. The nug had a medium soft density and stayed firm when I crushed it with my fingers. Though grind on the first two turns but then it eases up. Fast burn and clean ashes.
I got really high on this one! Mixed together with an immersive video game, it was amazing! I could not focus enough to read, but sure did enjoy figuring it out. After solo gaming, I played a racing game with my youngest two boys and they beat me with no mercy. My head was so high in the clouds I did not know what I was doing. It was a very pleasant head high that lasted for a good while.
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Smoking Cliffhanger while playing Cyberpunk 2077
Today I smoke Cliffhanger by Sweet Matanuska Green while playing Cyberpunk 2077.
Just started and I like this game a lot! Story seems interesting and the game play mechanics are alright, just need to play some more. The playback crime scene abilities to deeply investigate scenes is pretty cool. Using hacking abilities to give yourself an advantage helps sometimes. It is not as glitchy as I expected, only one activity in the tutorial didn't go my way, but I was really high so that might have been it.
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Pink Lemonade Strain Review
Pink Lemonade
Cultivated by Sweet Matansuka Green
Can be found on the A-MFM.com website
Wow these buds smell strongly of citrus chem and gas. It reminded me of the barracks next to the motorpool. Big beautiful nug with a good amount of frost and depending on the lighting, some stunning red hairs. It had a medium soft density and stayed firm. Easy grind with a good burn. The hits were mild at first and it tickled my throat a bit, but it smoothed out quickly. Clean fluffy ashes.
I lit up an hour after coming back from hiking up Flattop and I’m sure glad I did. I was exhausted and mentally worn out from an entire day of nonstop activities. This strain helped relax my body and gave me a boost in energy. Too much and I would lose focus. But at a moderate amount, this is a great one to feel at balance and remain productive.
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Smoking Pink Lemonade while playing The Room
Today I smoke Pink Lemonade by Sweet Matanuska Green while playing the Nintendo Switch game The Room.
The Room is a great puzzle game that tests the players observational and problem solving skills. Much more interactive and easier to use with the touch screen on rather than the remote. In this episode the audio for the game did not record so there is an audio loop of the title screen running through. I have, since this video, beaten the game and I sure hope there are more rooms with puzzles to come!
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Lemon Sour Diesel Strain Review
Lemon Sour Diesel
By Matsu Bud
Found on A-MFM
The bud had a citrus chem smell that reminded me of a clean barracks. It is pack trichomes, perfect trim job, and has some weight to it. It is a strong dense nug that is very firm. Tough grind on first two rotations and then it eased up. Does take a second to get lit and tries to stay lit. Clean ashes. Smooth hits that taste like it smells. If you hit it hard, expect to cough.
I got so high I felt myself out of my body when peaking. Lots of waves of euphoria that made me feel amazing. Having worked all day, I was extremely sore and tired. One bowl was perfect to feel better and pain free. After the smoke session, I had complete tunnel vision and ended up engulfed in a netflix series for over an hour until I realized what was happening.
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