May0nnaise Man

02/09/2024

Ayo, just checking in. On top of being busy as frick, I'm now also sick as frick. It's a double whammy.
FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK.

27/08/2024

The long awaited results for a wheelspin for limited merch is here. T3mpu5 & I had plans to create a cool video promo for it in real time, but we couldn't align our schedules, so you get a generic text post.

Mug & holographic sticker winners
Jessa Jones
Will Gregory

Tshirt & holographic sticker winner
Tyler Allred

Make sure you shoot me a dm with your shipping info 🤜🤛

26/08/2024

Who wants a stream tonight?

24/08/2024

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎 Hannah Nicole Sprouse, Brian Thompson, Hailey Hamwallet, James Rogers, Zach Anderson, Alexander Smith, Jordyn Echols, Alex Hoover, Andrew Stamey, Snickers Radzik, Penelope Prolapse, Mapoosi Anmakrak, Kevin Wood, Gage Amory, Jared Hotchkiss, Mike Belanger, Elida Sapien, Michael Eldred, Kyle Medeiros, Moose Seth Domangue, Chris Lane, Chris Williams, Scott Whittington, Knot QuesoStream, Andrew Neilson, Kao Saetern, Josh Worley, Pat Barkey, Amanda Jo, Leviiosaa Man

Apparently they really so just throw these out for no reason, because I haven't streamed in a week or more, some of these people I haven't seen in months, and one is a legitimate dog.

But hey congrats guys 🥳

22/08/2024

Sitting on a throne of new ideas that would 100% make you say "Oowee", but not able to disclose said secrets until the time is right is incredibly exhausting. Just know that your body isn't ready.

10/08/2024

As per usual, I apologize for the distance between you and some tasty, tasty souls.
The lack of streams is a bummer, but I do remain hopeful that the schedule eventually evens out! I miss you more than you miss me, I promise you that.

I can, at the very least, guarantee you the supporter Saturdays, which means I'll see you tonight ❤️

Ol' T3mpu5 and I still need to get together to build the wheels for the merch draw, so that is happening too in the near future. :)

07/08/2024

04/08/2024

Supporter Night/ name-pass in MAYOLITIA ELITE -- Souls are broken right now, they'll be back next stream.
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� Cheaper Stars on Mobile with link:�
FB.COM/STAR

�Most Br00tal Star Alerts & Animations on Facebook� :
-Exactly 69 "Quagmay0"
-Up to 499 "Bring Me The May0"
-Exactly 420 : Vibe with "RadMay0"
-500+ "Drop a May0 Bomb"
-569 "Glizzy Tier 1 - DimmaGlizzy"
-Exactly 690/696 "Drop a Quagmay0 Bomb"
-750+ "Take me to the Kingdom Of May0"
- Exactly 777 "DickButt's Drop-In"
-1,000+ "Unleash the May0pocolypse"
-Exactly 1069 - Glizzy Tier 2 - "Glizzy McGuire"
-2,500+ "Awaken May0soma, The Scarab Lord"
(May0God Sponsored by Marshall "Scarab Lord" Rodriguez, top star Incentive prize, April 2022)
-5,000+ "Awaken MAY0WAR - Call In A May0Nuke"
-Exactly 6,969 "Awaken GIGA QUAGMAY0"
-10,000+ "Awaken MAY0-PRIME : May0nnihilation"
-30,000+ "Sacrifice May0nnaise Man - Invoke an ancient darkness."

� PAYPAL (UnZucc'd) DONATIONS � :
https://streamlabs.com/djbarwin/tip

�Join the MAy0LITIA ELITE�:
https://facebook.com/becomesupporter/May0nnaiseMan/

�In-Stream SOUL Currency�:
!Harvest - Siphon souls, once per stream
!Souls - Check SOUL amount in your May0 Jar
!Commands - to see EVERYTHING you can do in here.

�May0litia Special Forces + Factions Matrix�:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WKy-NPfcRsrrtiqOKY2BAOjK4CyFS17Af5_SIAwIL9I/edit?pli=1 =0

�MAY0 MERCH� :
www.streamlabs.com/djbarwin/merch
�Best Facebook Group Of All Time (9/10 Dentists Recommend, 10/10 on YELP)� :
https://www.facebook.com/groups/4089959524365462
�CUSTOM May0 METAL ALERTS CREDITS� :
Instrumentals:
Neil Schneider from xSpongeXCorex : https://www.facebook.com/xspongexcorex
Chris Carducci from Apastron for VOCALS:
https://www.facebook.com/Apastronofficalband
https://www.twitch.tv/bleghboi_apastron
LET'S SPREAD SOME MAY0

02/08/2024

CO-Stream w/ T3mpu5! Type !Waxyharvest to enter for a giveaway! There will be 3 winners. Make sure you visit T3mpu5 on KICK to do the same!
https://kick.com/t3mpu5
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� Cheaper Stars on Mobile with link:�
FB.COM/STAR

�Most Br00tal Star Alerts & Animations on Facebook� :
-Exactly 69 "Quagmay0"
-Up to 499 "Bring Me The May0"
-Exactly 420 : Vibe with "RadMay0"
-500+ "Drop a May0 Bomb"
-569 "Glizzy Tier 1 - DimmaGlizzy"
-Exactly 690/696 "Drop a Quagmay0 Bomb"
-750+ "Take me to the Kingdom Of May0"
- Exactly 777 "DickButt's Drop-In"
-1,000+ "Unleash the May0pocolypse"
-Exactly 1069 - Glizzy Tier 2 - "Glizzy McGuire"
-2,500+ "Awaken May0soma, The Scarab Lord"
(May0God Sponsored by Marshall "Scarab Lord" Rodriguez, top star Incentive prize, April 2022)
-5,000+ "Awaken MAY0WAR - Call In A May0Nuke"
-Exactly 6,969 "Awaken GIGA QUAGMAY0"
-10,000+ "Awaken MAY0-PRIME : May0nnihilation"
-30,000+ "Sacrifice May0nnaise Man - Invoke an ancient darkness."

� PAYPAL (UnZucc'd) DONATIONS � :
https://streamlabs.com/djbarwin/tip

�Join the MAy0LITIA ELITE�:
https://facebook.com/becomesupporter/May0nnaiseMan/

�In-Stream SOUL Currency�:
!Harvest - Siphon souls, once per stream
!Souls - Check SOUL amount in your May0 Jar
!Commands - to see EVERYTHING you can do in here.

�May0litia Special Forces + Factions Matrix�:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WKy-NPfcRsrrtiqOKY2BAOjK4CyFS17Af5_SIAwIL9I/edit?pli=1 =0

�MAY0 MERCH� :
www.streamlabs.com/djbarwin/merch
�Best Facebook Group Of All Time (9/10 Dentists Recommend, 10/10 on YELP)� :
https://www.facebook.com/groups/4089959524365462
�CUSTOM May0 METAL ALERTS CREDITS� :
Instrumentals:
Neil Schneider from xSpongeXCorex : https://www.facebook.com/xspongexcorex
Chris Carducci from Apastron for VOCALS:
https://www.facebook.com/Apastronofficalband
https://www.twitch.tv/bleghboi_apastron
LET'S SPREAD SOME MAY0

01/08/2024

Tomorrow marks an epic journey in a clash of kingdoms with myself and T3mpu5 joining forces for the first time ever. There will also be a giveaway event & super limited merch that will be available through the weekend and end on MONDAY.

Comment "!Candlelitharvest" to spend 2,500 souls and enter yourself into a drawing on my stream, and some amount of candles he sets on HIS stream.

ONE WINNER from EACH STREAM will win a "May0 x T3mp Limited Edition Mug & A Holographic candlelit Harvest Sticker"
Visit us BOTH to double your chances!

ONE WINNER who had the command for BOTH STREAMS will win the limited edition SHIRT + Holographic sticker.

Hope to see you there, shenanigans start at 8pm EST, tomorrow (Thursday, 8.1)

26/07/2024

The time is upon us.

May0 x T3mpu5

8.1.24 : 8pm - 1am EST

• Rocket League 2's/hoops
• "Chained together"
• 1 limited Edition "Candlelight Harvest" mug wheel spin per each stream (Entry gained via command while live)
• 1 limited edition "Gilgy x May0war" T-shirt wheel spin. Must command in both streams to enter.
• Winners will be announced in a separate post after the stream

Bring your own candles and soul jars.

20/07/2024

Early supporter stream tonight. Stay tuned kids

19/07/2024

12/07/2024

Hey kids, ignore the baby spit up on my shirt, just here to give my apologies for not being around as much lately, both live and hanging in the streams of the community! Things are definitely hectic af, but we livin'.
Things should be (hopefully) slowing down a little bit once we can start actually sleeping again. 👌

We do have a couple neat things planned in the near future, so keep them eyeholes peeled

And as always, at the very least, I'll be sure to be on for Saturday nights ❤️

05/07/2024

Supporter games tomorrow night ALONG WITH THE DEBUT of Sick Nick's Commercial 🙏

01/07/2024

The long awaited commercial for Sick Nick is going to be released to the supporter group this week for secret first-show access, it will be aired for the rest of the world next week. 👌

29/06/2024

Good afternoon, May0litia.
About a week ago, we had an idea to set a daily star goal that would confirm my attendance for a 3 hour stream the following day.
Despite the Facebook algorithm not pushing me as hard lately it seems, you guys have still kept me streaming daily for a week, and I cannot say "thank you" enough, "I love you" enough, or give enough sloppy smooches. ❤️

See you later for some supporter lobbies 💪

28/06/2024

Stream will run 10ish - 1ish EST tonight.
Also, met the world's most wanted troll today.
Not as troll-y in the real world, in fact, buys you ice cream. 10/10

27/06/2024

Moweah Birthday Bash - Jackbox Party Games upon the arrival of ! Night 5! -
Top star sender is invited to special end of stream extra-minigame "Cluck or Zucc" --- If Star bar is filled, 3 hour stream guaranteed tomorrow. :)
1230: SOUL JUMP
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� Cheaper Stars on Mobile with link:�
FB.COM/STAR

�Most Br00tal Star Alerts & Animations on Facebook� :
-Exactly 69 "Quagmay0"
-Up to 499 "Bring Me The May0"
-Exactly 420 : Vibe with "RadMay0"
-500+ "Drop a May0 Bomb"
-569 "Glizzy Tier 1 - DimmaGlizzy"
-Exactly 690/696 "Drop a Quagmay0 Bomb"
-750+ "Take me to the Kingdom Of May0"
- Exactly 777 "DickButt's Drop-In"
-1,000+ "Unleash the May0pocolypse"
-Exactly 1069 - Glizzy Tier 2 - "Glizzy McGuire"
-2,500+ "Awaken May0soma, The Scarab Lord"
(May0God Sponsored by Marshall "Scarab Lord" Rodriguez, top star Incentive prize, April 2022)
-5,000+ "Awaken MAY0WAR - Call In A May0Nuke"
-Exactly 6,969 "Awaken GIGA QUAGMAY0"
-10,000+ "Awaken MAY0-PRIME : May0nnihilation"
-30,000+ "Sacrifice May0nnaise Man - Invoke an ancient darkness."

� PAYPAL (UnZucc'd) DONATIONS � :
https://streamlabs.com/djbarwin/tip

�Join the MAy0LITIA ELITE�:
https://facebook.com/becomesupporter/May0nnaiseMan/

�In-Stream SOUL Currency�:
!Harvest - Siphon souls, once per stream
!Souls - Check SOUL amount in your May0 Jar
!Commands - to see EVERYTHING you can do in here.

�May0litia Special Forces + Factions Matrix�:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WKy-NPfcRsrrtiqOKY2BAOjK4CyFS17Af5_SIAwIL9I/edit?pli=1 =0

�MAY0 MERCH� :
www.streamlabs.com/djbarwin/merch
�Best Facebook Group Of All Time (9/10 Dentists Recommend, 10/10 on YELP)� :
https://www.facebook.com/groups/4089959524365462
�CUSTOM May0 METAL ALERTS CREDITS� :
Instrumentals:
Neil Schneider from xSpongeXCorex : https://www.facebook.com/xspongexcorex
Chris Carducci from Apastron for VOCALS:
https://www.facebook.com/Apastronofficalband
https://www.twitch.tv/bleghboi_apastron
LET'S SPREAD SOME MAY0

24/06/2024

Stream 8pm - 11pm tonight.
Be there or be square, NERDS

23/06/2024

THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR

23/06/2024

Name/Password in May0 Elite! Top star sender is invited to special end of stream extra-minigame "Cluck or Zucc" --- If Star bar is filled, 3 hour stream guaranteed tomorrow. :)
12:30am - Soul Archery
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� Cheaper Stars on Mobile with link:�
FB.COM/STAR

�Most Br00tal Star Alerts & Animations on Facebook� :
-Exactly 69 "Quagmay0"
-Up to 499 "Bring Me The May0"
-Exactly 420 : Vibe with "RadMay0"
-500+ "Drop a May0 Bomb"
-569 "Glizzy Tier 1 - DimmaGlizzy"
-Exactly 690/696 "Drop a Quagmay0 Bomb"
-750+ "Take me to the Kingdom Of May0"
- Exactly 777 "DickButt's Drop-In"
-1,000+ "Unleash the May0pocolypse"
-Exactly 1069 - Glizzy Tier 2 - "Glizzy McGuire"
-2,500+ "Awaken May0soma, The Scarab Lord"
(May0God Sponsored by Marshall "Scarab Lord" Rodriguez, top star Incentive prize, April 2022)
-5,000+ "Awaken MAY0WAR - Call In A May0Nuke"
-Exactly 6,969 "Awaken GIGA QUAGMAY0"
-10,000+ "Awaken MAY0-PRIME : May0nnihilation"
-30,000+ "Sacrifice May0nnaise Man - Invoke an ancient darkness."

� PAYPAL (UnZucc'd) DONATIONS � :
https://streamlabs.com/djbarwin/tip

�Join the MAy0LITIA ELITE�:
https://facebook.com/becomesupporter/May0nnaiseMan/

�In-Stream SOUL Currency�:
!Harvest - Siphon souls, once per stream
!Souls - Check SOUL amount in your May0 Jar
!Commands - to see EVERYTHING you can do in here.

�May0litia Special Forces + Factions Matrix�:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WKy-NPfcRsrrtiqOKY2BAOjK4CyFS17Af5_SIAwIL9I/edit?pli=1 =0

�MAY0 MERCH� :
www.streamlabs.com/djbarwin/merch
�Best Facebook Group Of All Time (9/10 Dentists Recommend, 10/10 on YELP)� :
https://www.facebook.com/groups/4089959524365462
�CUSTOM May0 METAL ALERTS CREDITS� :
Instrumentals:
Neil Schneider from xSpongeXCorex : https://www.facebook.com/xspongexcorex
Chris Carducci from Apastron for VOCALS:
https://www.facebook.com/Apastronofficalband
https://www.twitch.tv/bleghboi_apastron
LET'S SPREAD SOME MAY0

22/06/2024

Like this, even if you don't "see more", to boost.
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME.
What the FRICK is up, Denny's?

💥SCHEDULE CHALLENGE💥

* Starting Saturday, trialing a new system.

* If a star goal (🌟5,000) is met during a single night, there will be a guaranteed 3-Hour stream the following night. This can essentially be endlessly earned and resets each stream.
-Mini-games starting at the 2h30m mark.
Note: stream start times may vary per night, BUT 3 hours will be guaranteed.

* If NOT met, I continue to stream when I can, but no guarantee on nights

💥Stream Life Updates:💥

* May0litia member rank 50 or Higher can now challenge another member rank 50 or Higher in the PIT OF SOULS for a custom soul amount they agree upon ON TOP OF the initial auto 2,500. Ties do not exist in custom battles.

* Supporter Movie Night will be coming back soon.

* In order to spice up some soul-spending and ruffle some feathers, I heard a rumor of a soul eater who may be on the way. He MIGHT be a boss that comes around every few months who needs to be killed by crafting weapons from souls as a community, and if he isn't killed by the collective team, well... let's just say you won't want that to happen.
But hey, that's just a rumor. Right?

* Highest star sender at the end of the stream gets a special extra-mini game to celebrate their support. (Must be present to play)

* Frick, man. A lot more. Just need the time to build it all.

See you soon. 😘

17/06/2024

Happy Father's day to anyone and everyone that it applies to in one way or another. Life is hard most of the time, but you're still here and I am proud of you for that. I hope you had a beautiful day ❤️

16/06/2024

Casual games with supporters unless we have enough to open the lobs. name/password in MAY0LITIA ELITE!
**************************************
� Cheaper Stars on Mobile with link:�
FB.COM/STAR

�Most Br00tal Star Alerts & Animations on Facebook� :
-Exactly 69 "Quagmay0"
-Up to 499 "Bring Me The May0"
-Exactly 420 : Vibe with "RadMay0"
-500+ "Drop a May0 Bomb"
-569 "Glizzy Tier 1 - DimmaGlizzy"
-Exactly 690/696 "Drop a Quagmay0 Bomb"
-750+ "Take me to the Kingdom Of May0"
- Exactly 777 "DickButt's Drop-In"
-1,000+ "Unleash the May0pocolypse"
-Exactly 1069 - Glizzy Tier 2 - "Glizzy McGuire"
-2,500+ "Awaken May0soma, The Scarab Lord"
(May0God Sponsored by Marshall "Scarab Lord" Rodriguez, top star Incentive prize, April 2022)
-5,000+ "Awaken MAY0WAR - Call In A May0Nuke"
-Exactly 6,969 "Awaken GIGA QUAGMAY0"
-10,000+ "Awaken MAY0-PRIME : May0nnihilation"
-30,000+ "Sacrifice May0nnaise Man - Invoke an ancient darkness."

� PAYPAL (UnZucc'd) DONATIONS � :
https://streamlabs.com/djbarwin/tip

�Join the MAy0LITIA ELITE�:
https://facebook.com/becomesupporter/May0nnaiseMan/

�In-Stream SOUL Currency�:
!Harvest - Siphon souls, once per stream
!Souls - Check SOUL amount in your May0 Jar
!Commands - to see EVERYTHING you can do in here.

�May0litia Special Forces + Factions Matrix�:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WKy-NPfcRsrrtiqOKY2BAOjK4CyFS17Af5_SIAwIL9I/edit?pli=1 =0

�MAY0 MERCH� :
www.streamlabs.com/djbarwin/merch
�Best Facebook Group Of All Time (9/10 Dentists Recommend, 10/10 on YELP)� :
https://www.facebook.com/groups/4089959524365462
�CUSTOM May0 METAL ALERTS CREDITS� :
Instrumentals:
Neil Schneider from xSpongeXCorex : https://www.facebook.com/xspongexcorex
Chris Carducci from Apastron for VOCALS:
https://www.facebook.com/Apastronofficalband
https://www.twitch.tv/bleghboi_apastron
LET'S SPREAD SOME MAY0

10/06/2024

Good morning, May0litia 🙌
Firstly, apologies for the stream pause. As you can probably imagine, a new baby, a recovering wifey, a 2 year old and a job equals quite the damn time sink.
I hope you are doing okay, though.
We are hanging in there ❤️
Keep an eye out for notis and quickies as they can become available before we figure out an actual schedule again!

08/06/2024

If you are a fan of the alerts in the May0 Kingdom, go be sure to check out the voice behind the BL3GH.
Mr. Carducci has been opening the pits in the streams since the beginning, and he is dropping many new songs through the rest of 2024. Do your ear holes a favor. ❤️

07/06/2024

🥲

06/06/2024

Would anyone enjoy a quickie tonight? I'm feenin' for some car Ball. 😏