04/06/2022
podcast :
Tyler mother fu***ng Hadley. A 17 year old suburban kid. The best way to describe him is to think of slim shady just taller, slimmer, and with less swag. Weirdly quiet in school but would have random ass outburst in an attempt to get people to laugh and like him. Iight so boom: Suburban slim shady decided to post on FB about a party he was having at his crib, some s**t about his parents aren’t gonna mind. Now mind you, this is small town USA, so if you having a party and ya parents are “gone”….. oh we ALL pulling up! So mad kids pulled up and did wtf suburban kids do! They got FU**ED UP! White girl wasted! Popping pills, playing beer pong, smoking… you name it. Tyler ain’t give a f**k! He was like ya do what ya do, just stay out the master bedroom. The kids at the party ain’t even know dude they just heard it was a party so it was lit either way turn uuuppp! So Tyler ass was high as hell off them E pills tripping and s**t being more weird than usual, so his boy Michael was like: what’s good?
Tyler is like: yoooo come holla at me outside I f**ked up bad bro.
They go outside Tyler pulls out a hammer from the garage where his parents cars are still fu***ng parked and says: “bro I killed my parents” homie Michael is like you trippin what you talking about. Tyler like bet come with me. They go to the master bedroom and the s**t is a mess! Chairs everywhere blood clothes towels you name it. And under the pile of s**t was Tyler’s parents face down bludgeoned to death. Michael ass acted like s**t was cool he ain’t even mind the bodies, meanwhile buddy ass sweating bullets! But my boy played it off cool as hell! They even took selfies in the garage. So Michael like: “iight my guy, this party lit but I’m finna go take my ass home I’m tired.”
Tyler like: “bet same s**t tomorrow my place we turning up AGAIN!”
Michael ass dipped up outta there fast as hell! You know damn well buddy went straight to the police station like “ can I leave an anonymous tip”.
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