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07/02/2024

So, Sebastian "Baste" Duterte decided to take the mic and drop a weak bomb that couldn't even rally 50 rabid DDS against Marcos -- the audacity to call out President Bongbong Marcos for a one-way ticket to Resignationville. 💥💼

But let's hit pause and dissect this spectacle, shall we?

First things first, Baste. Oh, our dear Baste. 🤦‍♂️ He's got that classic Duterte flair, doesn't he? He speaks before he thinks, turns every sentence into a theatrical performance complete with expletives and enough emotional appeal to make your head spin. Listening to the Dutertes is like riding a rollercoaster—wild, unpredictable, and definitely not for the faint-hearted. 🙄

Now, about this call for resignation. Is it rooted in genuine concern for the people, or just another episode in the Duterte family drama series? 📺🍿 Without concrete reasons, it's like trying to navigate a maze blindfolded—confusing and likely to lead nowhere fast.

But let's shift our gaze to Imee Marcos, the maven of political intrigue. 🎭🕵️‍♀️ What's her role in this political tango?

Here are a few tantalizing possibilities why she's close and even defend the Dutertes: 🤔

1. She's feeling like the odd one out in the Marcos clan and she's eager to make her mark on the political stage away from her brother. ☕️

2. She's eyeing that coveted presidency in the 2028 elections, so she's cozying up to Sara Duterte for some much-needed clout. 😺

3. She believes that loyalty runs deep, thanks to Duterte letting FM be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. This event cemented her allegiance to the Dutertes. 💐

4. Playing the long political game, she's strategically positioned herself as a Trojan horse, ready to make her move when the time is right. ♞

Now that Baste has thrown down the gauntlet, where does Imee go from here? The Loyalists might be giving her the side-eye, and with Baste shining the spotlight on her media antics, even some die-hard DDSh*ts might be feeling a tad skeptical. 🤔 And let's not forget, she's still got that Marcos surname hanging over her head like a political cloud.

So, sweeties, the burning question remains: Where in the world is Imee Marcos headed now? Are the Loyalists still rolling out the welcome mat, or is it time for a little political rebranding? Only time will tell in this dizzying game of political chess! ♟️🔥

06/02/2024

So, word on the street is that there's an arrest warrant lurking ominously over the Dutertes' and Bato's heads. 😱🚨

Where did I get wind of this news? From none other than the China Parrot Propagandists, who never fail to deliver the hottest gossip straight to our screens. 🐦🎶 Their synchronized squawking about it only confirms they're reading from the same script, orchestrated by a mysterious maestro behind the scenes. 🎶😂

Now, let's dissect Digong's audacious plan to turn Mindanao into its own independent entity, separate from the rest of the Philippines. Talk about an interesting power move, right? 🌴📜 But here's where it gets interesting: breaking away won't grant immunity from the ICC, darlings. 😱

Picture this: even if Mindanao were to break free and cozy up to the ICC, or if the ICC decided to keep Mindanao on its radar thanks to its former status as part of the Philippines, we need to grasp one juicy tidbit: the ICC plays by its own rules, no matter the country. 🗺️⚖️

Sweeties, the ICC doesn't care about borders. It's like that mysterious neighbor who marches to the beat of their own drum, unbothered by the neighborhood gossip. Its reach spans far and wide, grabbing anyone accused of serious international crimes within its grasp, no matter where they hide.⛰️🫣

So, imagine this scenario: if President Duterte were to land himself in hot water for offenses falling under the ICC's watchful eye—think crimes against humanity or war crimes—and if the ICC still held Mindanao in its legal grip, then guess what? Yep, you guessed it! The ICC could come knocking, even if Duterte decided to play hide-and-seek in Mindanao. 🕵️‍♂️🚪

But amidst this whirlwind of intrigue, one burning question begs to be answered: does Duterte even want to hide? 🤫 He struts around boasting he's not afraid of the ICC, flaunting his defiance like a peacock. Yet, poor Sen. Bato dela Rosa's knees are already knocking in fear. 🦵😱🦵😨

But wait, let's speculate further, my darlings. Could this warrant be a ploy to divert attention from other pressing issues? 🤔 Or perhaps it's a carefully orchestrated tactic to rally support from his loyal followers? 💭

Will there be a warrant soon, or is this just another act in the China Parrot Propagandists' drama series? Stay tuned, because this political soap opera is far from over! 🎬🔍

P.S. Currently buried under a mountain of tasks, so I'm steering clear of the political circus for now. But don't worry, i'll be back to spill more tea when time permits! 🩷

19/01/2024

💣 Conversations with Arturo Lascañas Part 3: ‘Polong was the mastermind in the smuggling of shabu in the Port of Davao’

https://verafiles.org/articles/conversations-with-arturo-lascanas-part-3-polong-was-the-mastermind-in-the-smuggling-of-shabu-in-the-port-of-davao

Alright, BBM supporters, Loyalists and fact-finding aficionados, it's time for a little tea spilling with a side of critical thinking! 🍵🔍 We all have our reservations about Vera Files, especially with their history of ruffling feathers in the Marcos nest. But let's be real - sometimes, they do hit the nail on the head with their exposés. 🎯

So here's the deal: When diving into their articles, don your detective hats and do some thorough cross-checking. It's all about verifying facts, not just swallowing stories. 🕵️‍♀️📚

Now, onto the juicy bit: their latest piece on Paolo Duterte's alleged involvement in the drug trade and smuggling. It's a sizzler, and it's got my attention! 📰🔥 Let's dissect this together. Drop your thoughts, insights, and fact-checks in the comments. Let's unravel this narrative, shall we? 🧐💬

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If their father Rodrigo was into the drug trade, as Arturo Lascañas narrated in Part 1 of this interview series, could the Duterte children be far behind? Not exactly, Lascañas relates from the memory of his years of close association with Davao City’s ruling family.

I interviewed Lascañas, a self-confessed former member of the Davao Death Squad, last Nov. 17 and 18 somewhere outside the Philippines.

In this part of the interview, Lascañas exposed the involvement of Paolo ‘Polong’ Duterte, currently the representative of Davao City’s 1st district, in the illegal drugs trade.

(VERA Files sent a letter on Jan. 16 to Duterte’s office at Batasan Pambansa to get his side of the story, and followed it up by calls and text messages. We have not received any response from him as of Jan. 19, 9 a.m.)

Lascañas said Polong was “very close” to Michael Yang and Charlie Tan, two Chinese operators of the shabu laboratories in Davao City, as mentioned in Part 1 of this series.

“Polong was the mastermind in the smuggling of shabu in the Port of Davao, and I was one of his conduits or front men, ” he said.

P50K for Bato Dela Rosa every week
Lascañas said he was tasked to deliver money “to the Bureau of Customs, well, of course, to Polong, and to Bato Dela Rosa every week.”

“Every week I delivered to Bato Dela Rosa P50,000… every week, when he was the city police director of Davao City, when he started the Operation Tokhang.”

Bato Dela Rosa is incumbent Sen. Ronald Dela Rosa, chief of the Philippine National Police from July 1, 2016 to April 19, 2018, under Rodrigo Duterte’s presidency.

When asked for his side on Lascañas’ claim, Dela Rosa said: “Naniwala naman kayo? Ang dali lang gumawa ng kwento. He is lying.”

(And you believed him? It’s easy to concoct stories. He is lying.)

I asked Lascañas how Paolo Duterte figured in the death squad killings. He gave very specific details about the involvement of the Duterte son.

“I was even summoned by Paolo Duterte three times to kill people,” he said.

There was a killing that took place in 2013 in Deca Homes, where three were killed including a woman. Paolo was said to have ordered it because of an argument with the target who had confronted him for being the arrogant son of the city mayor.

Lascañas said: “I know it personally. He instructed me to kill these people, with Edgar Matobato. It was in Deca Homes near the house of Police Captain Ronald Lao, a part of the assassination team summoned by Paolo Duterte at that time.”

I asked how three people were killed when Paolo was angry with only one of them. The other two, a woman and an old man, were simply collateral damage, he said.

“There were many more collateral damages, buried at the Laud Quarry and at the Mandug mass grave.” Lascañas contends that there were three mass graves. A third one is in Maa, aside from the one in the Davao Gulf.

Rumors have long circulated in Davao City that Paolo also controlled smuggling in the Davao ports. I asked Lascañas if he was in the position to confirm this. He had related Paolo’s drug connections in his affidavit.

💣Brothers in Freemasonry, brothers in smuggling

“I was being used by Paolo Duterte as front in the smuggling of rice and the illegal drugs of Charlie Tan. That’s it. Our cashier in our group is named Mark Suico. He is a multibillionaire young man, cashier of Paolo Duterte.”

Lascañas said they smuggled mostly rice, shabu, and sometimes sugar. The popular belief was Paolo Duterte was in the business of ukay-ukay (imported used clothing). “Mayor [Rodrigo] Duterte knows this because I told him about these activities of Paolo.”

Lascañas described his relationship with Rodrigo Duterte as “more than brothers.” He could tell him about the illegal activities of his son.

“Sometimes I can’t read [Rodrigo Duterte’s] reactions. Sometimes he would be angry. But when he lies, it is very easy to catch him because he was so relaxed, and then he would concoct another story to cover the truth; he wanted his mouth to be the source of the investigation. That’s why this is what happened with all the killings in Davao City. No policeman can investigate truthfully without the dictation of Mayor Duterte. No policeman can do it. He will give a bribe money to the police but disguise it as reward money,” Lascañas narrated.

And then he gave a first-person (eyewitness) confirmation. “Polong Duterte had a drug triad tattoo. I saw it personally. I saw his very big tattoo, [a] dragon like his father[‘s].”

“At that time, Polong entered the Freemasonry. When you enter the Freemasonry you are required to take your clothes off. So when I tasked Polong to take off his clothes, he refused. He said there was a triad tattoo on his back. I said, ‘I can take care of it, do not worry. I am the Worshipful Master of this lodge, Davao Lodge 149 of [the] Freemasonry.’ So Polong and I are brothers in Freemasonry, brothers in smuggling.”

(On Nov. 11, 2020, Arturo Lascañas, signed the ICC’s Third Agreement on Limited Use of Information. The agreement gives Lascañas a degree of immunity that the ICC cannot prosecute him for having participated in the extrajudicial killings in Davao City under the Duterte family. That means Duterte himself or his alter egos cannot file a case in the ICC against Lascañas. It is a first in Philippine history for international criminal law.)

17/01/2024

Oh, honey, really, comparing me to Jay Sonza is like comparing a haute couture gown to a potato sack - there's simply no contest! He's a paid hack, spinning tales for one million pesos, while I'm here serving you the piping hot truth, all for free! 💃💸

So, instead of playing the 'who's who' in the land of paid punditry, why not try to debunk my posts? Go on, roll up your sleeves and dive into the facts. I'll wait with my perfectly manicured nails tapping. ⏳💅

17/01/2024

Oh, honeys, have you noticed? There's a gaping hole in Karambola's lineup. 🕵️‍♀️🎙️

And really, predicting a 30-day sore throat? That's like forecasting rain in the desert. ☔️

All I can say is that’s a lousy alibi. 🤣

13/01/2024

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12/01/2024

Alright, my fabulous truth-seekers, buckle up! 🌟 Someone just slid into my DMs with a video. 🔥 It's none other than former veteran anti-drug cop Eduardo Acierto spilling the beans on ex-president Rodrigo Duterte. 🕵️‍♂️📹

I'm all about sharing, so I'm dropping this YouTube link right here for you. It's your call to play judge. 🤔👩‍⚖️ Give it a watch and let's hear your verdict. Is he telling the truth? 🇵🇭

Who is Eduardo Acierto -- https://www.rappler.com/newsbreak/iq/226939-eduardo-acierto-criminal-cop-or-whistleblower/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e18AYa49Xvk

12/01/2024

France Castro tried to serve Rodrigo Duterte a legal cocktail, but alas, the court played the ultimate party pooper and dismissed it. Cue the collective gasp! 😱👩‍⚖️

But let's give Castro a chic clap for her valiant effort in the high-stakes game of due process. She waltzed through the legal labyrinth like a true gladiator in stilettos. 👠⚔️

Now, let’s twirl our focus to Duterte's notorious war on drugs – an extravagant affair where due process was more absent than a diet coke at a grand buffet. 😬🍰 Thousands of people got killed without a single invite to the courtroom!

And who’s RSVP'ing with a vengeance? None other than the ICC officials, darlings! They're tiptoeing in, armed with their little notebooks, ready to tango through the tales of those not-so-glitzy nights. 🕵️‍♂️📔

As the curtains rise on this saga, we're left nibbling on our nails, pondering: will the maestro of the bloody war on drugs face the music, or will it be just another cliffhanger in our nation's dramatic series? Stay tuned, my lovelies. The show's just getting started! 🍵🎬

11/01/2024

Karen Davila: Who do you think is most dangerous to the country?

Miriam: Duterte

09/01/2024

Darlings, brace yourselves for today's juicy tidbit from the world of Philippine politics! 🍸👀

Miss Ex Press Secretary and a certain Tom Berenguer are singing from the same hymn sheet, claiming that silence equals admission.

Let's break it down with a touch of Politique flair, shall we? 💅📚

In the grand court of law (particularly in civil cases), there's this nifty rule saying un-denied allegations are as good as admitted – but hold your horses, this is strictly for the legal eagles in their courtroom nests. 🦅⚖️

Now, apply this to the wild world of political chatter and public political commentary – like when Claire Eden Contreras accused the president of snorting polvoron – and voilà, the rule suddenly becomes as shaky as a soufflé in a storm. 🌊☔️

Why? Because in politics, silence is just that, silence – nothing more, nothing less. It’s not a confession signed, sealed, and delivered. 🤫📜

Public figures, like our dear president, are bombarded with accusations from fake news peddlers like the Paid Parrot Propahandists faster than a beauty queen changes gowns. 💃

Does his tight-lipped stance mean they're owning up? Not when you’re just accusing online, honey. 🌐👑

The twist comes when these spicy allegations waltz into a courtroom. Like when the DDS Paid Parrot Propagandists and their principals filed a case against the president (in your dreams!). That's where the rules of the game change, and silence might start singing a different tune, with legal implications waltzing right behind. 😂

Remember, it's all about the stage – the courtroom stage, to be precise. 🎭⚖️

Speaking of stages, let's not forget how our Miss Ex Press Secretary exited hers. Fired by the president and suspended by the Supreme Court, it seems her grasp of legal nuances wasn't quite as firm as her opinions. 🎤👀

So, while Miss Ex Press Secretary and Tom might think they've cracked the code, in the flamboyant fiesta of Philippine politics, it's not always what it seems: Just because someone isn't responding (because who are you that he will pay attention to you?), doesn't mean they’re playing the guilty tune. 🎶🤐

As always, stay sassy, stay smart, and remember – in the high-stakes poker game of politics, not every hand played in silence is a losing one. 💃♠️

09/01/2024

Hello, my lovelies! Guess who's back in the digital realm? It's none other than Tio Moreno/Alex Destor alive and kicking through his page, All Write! 🎉👀 Welcome back to the social media circus, Tio! 😂

06/01/2024

So, it looks like the DDS fake news peddlers are facing a major shut down of their pages. They blame the Marcos admin when they should look at their violations due to their blatant disinformation, copyright infringement, bullying, the whole shebang! 🚫📵

Now, one wonders, did these DDS content creators ever have a standard, or was it just a Wild Wild West of wild claims and defamatory dramas? 🤔🌵

A huge shoutout to Facebook for playing the superhero and sweeping away the government destabilizers who turned our newsfeeds into a 24/7 propaganda party. 🦸‍♂️👏

Whose pages have gone kaput so far?

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06/01/2024

WHO IS THE BETTER VICE PRESIDENT? WHY?

Lovely netizens, let's dive into a 7-day poll! Who do you crown as the better Vice President of the Philippines? Cast your vote and don't forget to dish out your reasons. Let the opinions flow! 🗳️🇵🇭💭

React with:

👍 — Sara Duterte
❤️ — Leni Robredo

06/01/2024

Do you have a friend who is a…?

06/01/2024

Mr. Quickmelt Freeloader Traidor Faux IR Expert Euro Walker

06/01/2024

Brace yourselves, politikos! The debate stage may forever miss the presence of Sara Duterte.

Why, you ask? Well, let's just say she's a bit tight-lipped when it comes to explaining her extravagant CIF spending - 125 million in just 11 days. 🤑💸

When the tough questions come knocking, it's her underlings and Usecs who do the talking.

And as for those pesky tantrums? They're just part of the Sara Duterte charm! 🙄💁‍♀️

05/01/2024

So what’s really in his arsenal? 🤔 Even his claim to 'IR expert' fame is more fiction than fact. A brief stint in international law studies hardly makes one a credible expert. He has zero peer-reviewed work. The world of International Relations isn't buying what he's selling.

And let's not forget, a little professional help might just be what he needs. 📚🧐

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05/01/2024

Darlings, did our esteemed DDS content creator even bother to read the article before she wrote those unimaginative hashtags? 🤓📰

Blaming the President, First Lady, and House Speaker for the PNP's crackdown on DDS bloggers peddling fake news seems like a stretch even for the most creative fiction writer. 😶🙄

Do these DDS content creators possess the basic skills of reading and analysis, or is jumping to conclusions their only exercise? 🕵️‍♀️🏃‍♂️

05/01/2024

💭🌀 Ah, it all makes sense now! The escalation of these destabilization efforts is becoming quite the spectacle because of these development. 🎭📈

04/01/2024

According to TP, Sasot has no career in international relations. Well, it seems the international relations world can rest easy because Sasot won't be gracing it with his presence. His future in the field is as bright as a candle in a typhoon. 🌪️🕯️

04/01/2024

TP dropped some bombshells that have eyebrows reaching for the heavens! 😯What are your top three shocking/surprising parts of his revelation? 🤔

04/01/2024

🎬🍿 Oh, my darlings, grab your popcorn because we are about to draw parallels between "Gone Girl" and our very own "Monarch of Meltdown." 😆

Picture this: a dramatic narrative, a pa-victim, and a grand conspiracy - it's like watching a thriller, but with less logic and more ka-echosan and histrionics. 🤡

The Monarch of Meltdown, in a performance worthy of an Oscar, cries foul, claiming the big bad governments of the U.S. and Philippines are out to get her. Why? Because her page vanished into thin air. Sounds like a plot twist from "Gone Girl," doesn't it? 🎥🔍

Who is she that the American government would even bat an eyelash in her direction? Who buys into her tales and fake news except her rabid, ultra gullible followers? 🤷‍♀️🌍💭DELUSIONAL MUCH?

But let's not forget, just like in the movie, there's always more to the story. The Monarch’s posts weren't just spicy; they were a full-blown Carolina Reaper – defamatory, violent, below-the-belt, defaming the First Lady, Representative Migs Nogales, Speaker Martin, the HOR, and oh, just a legion of others. Talk about a drama queen! 👑🔥

And let's not even start on the fake news saga. If we had a penny for every piece of misinformation, we'd be as rich as Croesus. The Monarch of Meltdown's tales are more twisted than "Gone Girl's" plot, and that's saying something about her persona. 🤯💸

So, as our Gone Girl of social media spins her tale of woe, let's remember - sometimes, the villain in the story isn't who you'd expect. In the world of make-believe and melodrama, our Monarch reigns supreme. 🌪️👸

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03/01/2024

Ok, so I didn’t call out Bongbong Marcos, Liza Marcos, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, the NATO, Japan, Australia, NZ, other allies, and the Illuminati for unpublishing my page. 😅

I just disagreed with the decision. Well, lo and behold! Facebook has spoken, and guess what? I guess it’s safe to say I didn’t break any rules! 🌟🎉

My page is back, darlings, much to the dismay of our overly sensitive DDS friends. 🙃

But it seems like I need to tiptoe around a bit, because it turns out, the DDS are as delicate as a puff pastry when it comes to some real, unfiltered chit-chat. Who knew the truth could sting like a well-made cocktail? 🍸🐝

But fear not, my dear readers, I shall continue to serve the tea, albeit with a dash of caution. After all, we wouldn't want to upset our thin-skinned friends too much, now would we? 😉💅

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03/01/2024

Test, test, test. I guess I’m baaaack! 💃

So, why did my page get unpublished? 🤨

Well, the DDS minions, in a frenzy, mass reported a video that's as real as their misplaced loyalty. 🙄📹

The video in question? None other than our dear vice president, Sara Duterte, in her not-so-glorious moment of physically assaulting a sheriff. Why be offended by this post when it’s literally the classic news clip from ABS-CBN, aging like fine wine for over 11 years? It’s also available on YouTube!🍷🎥

Violation, they cry? Please, it's like calling the sky purple when it's clearly blue. This isn't some fabricated tale; it's cold, hard fact, captured for posterity. It's history, not hysteria, my dear minions! 📚👀

But alas, in the world of the DDS, facts are often more frightening than fiction. So, they scramble to bury the truth under a mountain of reports. How quaint! 😅🏔️

Stay sharp, my readers. In this political theater, the truth always has a way of taking center stage, no matter how many curtains they try to close! 🎭✨

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03/01/2024

Oh, sweeties, let me break it down for you in true Politique style because I think not many people understood my last post.🌟👓

The plot twist in Sasot's latest drama is all about the choice of words - 'APPEAL' versus 'DISAGREE'. 🎭✨

Sasot's so-called "suspended account" message says "You have 180 days to APPEAL".

But, darling, plot hole alert! 🚨 Other mere mortals with suspended accounts get a different message: "You have 180 days to DISAGREE". 🤷‍♀️

So what does this mean? It's looking like Sasot might have choreographed his own Facebook suspension drama.

The message he flaunted? Could be fabricated by the DDS Fake News Squad.🦄💼

The Facebook official message says 'DISAGREE', not 'APPEAL'.

Could it be a self-directed, self-scripted fake suspension?

With Sasot, expect a show that's more twisted than a telenovela plot! 🌀📺

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02/01/2024

So here's the tea: Sasot showcased a message on YouTube that dramatically read, "You have 180 days left to APPEAL." Cue the dramatic music! 🎵

But hold on, my savvy sleuths. A little digging around the web, and what do we find? Screenshots of Facebook suspended accounts with a rather different message: "You have 180 days to DISAGREE." 🕵️‍♀️🔍

Now, now, the plot thickens! Is it 'appeal' or 'disagree'?

Did Facebook decide to get fancy with their word choices in 2024, or is our dear Sasot spinning another web of, let's say, creative storytelling? 🎭

It's almost like choosing between 'tomayto' or 'tomahto', but in the world of Sasot, it's more like choosing between a factual statement and... well, fake news. 🍅🤔

So, is Sasot bending the truth again? Or maybe Facebook’s just feeling a bit extra this year. Either way, it's another curious chapter in the ever-entertaining saga of The King of Meltdown misadventures! 🤹‍♂️🎉

Stay tuned, dear readers, because with Sasot, there's always more to the story. And remember, in the world of social media melodrama, it's always wise to read between the lines! 😉

02/01/2024

Darlings, let’s spill the tea on Sasot, our "Queen of Meltdown." 🍵👑

Sasot is currently in a tizzy, convinced that America is targeting him because Facebook had the audacity to take down his account. Really, darling? In the grand opera of global politics, he's more like a water boy for the chorus members than a lead singer. He is just another lapdog yapping the pro-China narrative while cozying up in China. 🐕🇨🇳

Now, let's ponder why Facebook might have shown him the door. Could it be his penchant for fake news and targeting the Filipino first family with wild accusations? 🤥🎯

Perhaps his relentless attacks on our House of Representatives, seasoned with a generous serving of propaganda, didn't sit well with the social media giant. 🏛️💢

Let's not forget his role as a megaphone for China, especially on sensitive topics like the West Philippine Sea. Sasot's been weaving tales that would make Pinocchio blush! 🌊🤥

And then, there's his comical crusade against America and the Philippines, sprinkled liberally with fiction over fact. 🇺🇸🇵🇭📰

So, why the act of surprise, Sasot? Did you really think you could dance the cha-cha on the lines of truth and lies without tripping? 🕺💔

Is he naïve or just dumb? Either way, it's a performance worthy of an award. 🏆🎭

Remember, dear readers, in the world of digital drama, not all performances get a standing ovation. Sometimes, the curtain falls, and all you get is a 'Facebook farewell.' 🙋‍♂️👋

01/01/2024

Oh, darlings! 🌟 Have you heard about the latest skincare craze sweeping the political arena in the Philippines? It's called "Confidential Pond's" - the facial wash specially designed for those with... let's say, an 'extra thick face.' 💆‍♀️💦

The face of this revolutionary product? None other than our Vice President Sara Duterte! She's been making waves, not just in politics but in the beauty world too, with her astonishing ability to spend a whopping 125 million pesos in confidential funds in just 11 days! 🤑💸 Talk about a shopping spree!

Now, the secret to her radiant, unflappable skin during budgetary hearings and Instagram rants? It's rumored to be the Confidential Pond's for Extra Thick Face. This exclusive cleanser is perfect for those who need a little extra... resilience in the face of public scrutiny and tough questioning. 🤔🧖‍♀️

Who knew that the key to maintaining a smooth complexion while juggling political storms was a special blend of facial wash? For those dealing with the rough and tumble of political controversy, this might just be your new holy grail! 🌈✨

So, next time you're wondering how Sara keeps her composure (and complexion) amidst the chaos, remember the secret might just be in her skincare routine. Confidential Pond's: for when your face needs to be as thick as your political playbook. 💁‍♀️📚

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🎭✨ Oh, darlings, let's giggle over the delicious irony that's cooking in the political kitchen! Here's a juicy morsel: the DDS and the Paid Parrot Propagandists are worshipping at the altar of Ka Eric, hailing him as the ultimate truth-teller and red-tagging maestro. 🤡 But this same Ka Eric, a.k.a. Jeffrey Celis, was once serenaded by none other than Rodrigo Duterte himself as a top drug personality. Talk about a telenovela-worthy revelation! 😲📺 The whispers in the corridors of power suggest that Ka Eric used to cozy up with Mayor Jed Mabilog of Iloilo City, another character named by Pres. Duterte in this drug narrative. Now, isn't that a spicy connection? 🌶️🤔 You guys believe in Ka Eric? He's spun lies to the people, the authorities, the AFP, Duterte, and even to his current stage, SMNI. 🦄🎤 Picture this: Ka Eric, the master propagandist, someone whose life is a big lie, weaving his web of deception for local politicians embroiled in drugs. It's like a soap opera, but with more lies and less logic. 🕸️🤥 So, to all the dear DDS out there, the joke's on you. You've been dancing to the tune of Ka Eric whose flute plays nothing but falsehoods. 🤡 Ka Eric is pandering to the DDS and pointing fingers to innocent people to save his ass. 😂🤡

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s Statements - Part 7

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s Statements - Part 7 X Space recording, Oct 19. When it comes to the art of disagreement, darling, it’s all about class, grace, and a dash of savoir-faire. Say it with me now, “I disagree,” and then proceed to dazzle with your intellect, not mudsling! 💃🚫🍂 But alas, our dear Paid Parrot Propagandists, led by the Queen of Meltdown herself, and the...let's say, ‘unique’ ensemble of Kanal Paid Vloggers (shoutout to Miss 2x Bar Flunker Joie Cruz and Mr Bullfroggy Koko Koloy - Mikko Mata🐸📜), seem to have missed the memo. They hurl insults with the grace of a bull in a china shop, turning disagreement into a personal battleground. How… cheap.🤦‍♀️🥊 Their little minions cheer, oh, how they cheer! 🎉 But darling, this style of arguing is getting old and has turned-off many, unless you cater to the gutter crowd as well (no offense to their followers). 👋💨🚮 And now, let’s turn our gaze to our dear VP Sara. 🌟 Ivan, @IvanAtHome, that beacon of insight, he’s hit the nail on the head again. Our VP, bless her heart, she’s got the fire, but oh, does she need to finesse her messaging! 💌🔥 She’s swatting at every critic like a cat in a yarn shop, especially the Makabayan Bloc. But my dears, not every battle is worth the fight. Sometimes, silence is the loudest statement. 🐱🧶🤐 She may not have her eyes on the 2028 prize just yet, but these little stumbles? They add up, sweeties. And if she doesn’t learn to dance through this political ballet with grace, she might just find herself out of step when it matters most. 💃🎭 So here’s to hoping our VP finds her rhythm, and to the Paid Parrot Propagandists and Kanal Paid Vloggers? Well, darlings, relevancy has a shelf life, and theirs is about to expire. 🕰️✨👋

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s statements - Part 6

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s statements - Part 6 Isn’t it just absolutely delightful to find a space where intelligent people dance together without stepping on each other’s toes? 💃🕺 This fabulous X Space is like a grand ball of minds! I learned a lot from these people! No petty squabbles, no tacky personal jabs, just pure, unadulterated exchange of opinions. And isn’t it just sigh-inducing that this isn’t the norm in Philippine politics? 🤦‍♀️✨ These are the kind of exchange that netizens should tune in to. We should listen to intellectuals that deserve the spotlight, not to these fame-hungry clout chasers who like to attack others if you disagree with them. I mean, darlings, do they think we can't see through their transparent attempts at relevance? 😏🤳 And about our dear Sara, oh, she’s a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, isn’t she? Is she running in 2028 as president? Is she not? Is she playing 4D chess while we’re all stuck playing checkers? Only time will tell. ⏰🕵️‍♀️ But let's not forget our insightful Loyalist, Eleksyon, serving some tea and insights that make us think about the Marcoses and the Dutertes. Are they really close friends? Is this all a show in politics? Whether you agree with him or not, you can't deny, it makes you think. 💭🧐 So here’s to less politicking, more intelligent chitchat, and a whole lot of fabulous discourse. Cheers, darlings! 🥂✨

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s Statements - Part 5

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s Statements - Part 5 X Space recording, Oct 19 Someone, who named himself Politique Ayungin Shoal, is one of those who believe in a united Philippines. 🇵🇭 There's a bunch of Uniteam supporters out there, hearts swelling with dreams of unity, desperately longing for a Philippines that stands together. 🇵🇭💪 And yours truly? I'm all in for that vision, darlings! But let’s get real here, we need opposition and critiques, not a chorus of bitter self-serving people who are throwing tantrums because they didn’t get what they want. 🙄 What we crave is juicy, intelligent discussions, not petty politicking. 🗣️🤝

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s Recent Statements - Part 4

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s Statements - Part 4 X Space, Oct 19 recording Oh, Ivan hit the nail right on the head, didn't he? The Uniteam Loyalists? They are the ones who want peace and unity. They always try to wrap their heads around Sara’s world and try to understand her. With the exception of some Loyalists, of course, who just support Bongbong Marcos.🕊️✨ Sara’s defenders? A hot mess, and not the fabulous kind! It's like they're on a mission to burn bridges instead of building them. And those PPPs and Kanal Vloggers? Honey, their rabid defense does nothing but drown out sensible discourse. 🐕💬 They're all bark and no bite, attacking instead of engaging in intelligent debates. It’s like watching a fashion disaster in real time. A total faux pas! 🙄👗 Sara, darling, you need a better squad. One that defends you with wit and wisdom, not just wild, misplaced passion. 🧠💖✨

Opinions about Sara Duterte’s recent statements - Part 3

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s recent statements - Part 3 From X Space, Oct 19 recording I agree with this speaker called Diffang, let's pour a generous glass of understanding for our dear Sara. 🍷 Transitioning from a mayor to the glitz and scrutiny of a VP role? It's like trading in your daily flats for some high-end stilettos. A bit more dazzle, a smidge more pressure, and oh, the spotlight! 💡👠 Maybe, just maybe, she's still finding her footing on this national stage. Patience, my lovelies. After all, even the finest wines need time to breathe. 🍇💁‍♀️💫

Opinion on Sara Duterte’s recent statements - Parr 2

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s recent statements - Part 2 From X Space, Oct 19 recording ———- In the vast cosmos of X opinions, @cusp_ph is a shining star! 🌟 His articulate breakdown and analysis of Sara Duterte’s statements? Chef's kiss! 🍷💋 Unlike those Paid Parrot Influencers, who flutter around with the depth of a puddle. And darling, placing @cusp_ph and the Kanal Paid Vloggers on the same scale? No point of comparison.🥂🚫🥤 Cheers to intellect and eloquence! 💅🍾🎙️

Thoughts on Sara Duterte’s statements 1

Opinions on Sara Duterte’s recent statements - Part 1 From X Space, Oct 19 recording Ah, the delightful serendipity of the internet! 🍸 Someone slid into my DMs with a link to an X Space recording. I clicked (against better judgement) and lo and behold, a breath of fresh air! 🌬️ Speakers with, dare I say, original thoughts - a rarity, given our current inundation by the Paid Parrot Propagandists and their darling cousins Kanal Paid Vloggers. 🐦🚫 They dissected Sara Duterte's recent musings, and honey, it was like they plucked the words right out of my head. Mmm 😌💅 I've extracted some savory snippets for your listening pleasure. Sit back, sip, and savor. 🎙️🍷👂👇🏼

Koko Lokoy’s nonsense ramblings 1

Pouring myself a cup of curiosity, I find myself pondering 🍷: who genuinely hangs on every word of Koko Lokoy? Is it the allure of his...how should I put it... being a mediocre propagandist? Do give him a listen, if only for the theatre of it. And by all means, darlings, leave your l thoughts about our friend in the comments section. 😂

What does a Kakampink think of the BBM admin?

Well, darlings, I stumbled upon a TikTok video by a Leni supporter that was quite the refreshing cup of tea. 🍵 She critiqued BBM with a dash of class, presenting her likes and dislikes without sounding like a bitter hater. 👏 Now, let's juxtapose that with our favorite squawkers, the Paid Parrot Propagandists and their subsidiary, Kanal Paid Vloggers. The contrast! It’s like comparing sparkling water to stale tap water. 🧐 I agree with PattyBau to use her platform for constructive critiques and to push the government to do better. Wouldn't it be a breath of fresh air if everyone did that? 🙉 The Marcos administration, like any discerning listener, tunes into valuable feedback and quite rightly mutes the noise like Maharlika, who only peddle chismis. Those tales don’t even deserve attention 💁‍♀️ Dearest readers, let’s steer clear of the energy-draining theatrics by those bitter haters. Keep your vibes positive. 💁🍵🎭

Jam Magno on why the accusation against Martin Romualdez re: Inday Sara’s confidential fund doesn’t make sense.

Oh, darlings, let's sip some truth tea ☕️. Our dear Jam Magno’s explanation about Inday Sara's “Confidential Funds” and the whole process is more enlightening than the nonsensical chirping of those Paid Parrot Propagandists. 🦜📝 If these folks truly wanted a crystal-clear understanding of the whole process, they'd get it. But let’s be real, lovelies: they won't, and you know why? Their pockets are lined to sling mud at the House Speaker and push this laughable tale that he is going after Sara. 😹🤯 Their arguments? Downright amusing. But the juiciest bit? They're raking in the cash for it. 💸💁‍♀️🙄

Jam Magno addresses Sass Rogando Sasot

JAM MAGNO SCHOOLING SASS ROGANDO SASOT Oh, darlings, our dear Sass Rogando Sasot, the so-called "Angat Bangko IR Expert," has a *remarkable* track record. 🙄 Every political chat? She dives headfirst into mudslinging her opponent! Is it a grandiose ego? A sprinkle of insecurity? Or a delightful cocktail of both? 🍸 IR expert who can’t take criticisms and personal opinions? 🙄 Anyway, in this video, the sassy Jam Magno gives Sass Rogando Sasot a lesson she won't forget anytime soon. Class is in session! 🎓💅📚

is PolitiquePH good or bad for the Marcos admin — Parr 3 feat. Pusang Gala

☕️X Space Topic: Is Politique Good or Bad for the Marcos admin? — Part 3. (Feat. Pusang Gala) Darlings, do you see any genuine Loyalists or true UniTeam supporters launching nasty campaigns against our beloved First Lady and the ever-dignified Speaker of the House? No? Neither do I! So, these people who tolerate the PPP attacking our UniTeam politicians without rhyme or reason, but cannot tolerate moi, Politique, for criticizing the PPP are fake Loyalists and UniTeam supporters. 🤮🕵️‍♀️ Sinong namemersonal? Everything I pen is based on what's publicly available and some “tips” from my circle of friends that turned out to be RIGHT. ✨ Sasot's European escapades? Honey, she laid it all out on her timeline. 🌍 And our dear Trixie? Just give her name a little Google dance, and voilà! 💃 As for Krizette' "fund raising" — it's as public as your neighborhood gossip. Mark Lopez's poor attempt at political commentary? Well, let's just say I have my *personal* opinions. 🙊 Now, those Kanal Paid Vloggers and their choice of vocabulary? It's all there, clear as day on their timelines. And don't even get me started on Maharlika! A quick trip to her YouTube channel reveals a buffet of eyebrow-raising misinformation, fake news, and below-the-belt attacks. 🍿🎬💅 And, there’s Pusang Gala, the ever-conflicted kitty! 😺 Proclaiming allegiance to UniTeam, yet those cartoons? Pure DDS vibes. We see through that charade, darling. No amount of smoke and mirrors can hide the truth and your allegiance. 🙄 And to those suggesting that by countering PPP's narrative, I'm suppressing voices in our political conversation? Honey, I'm merely highlighting their poor logic, their blatant demolition campaign, and their seemingly insatiable craving for attention. 🍭🙄 Isn't it hilariously ironic? Those who barely read my posts suddenly don the hats of 'PolitiquePH experts'. Particularly that one host who says he is a Loyalist, but I can tell he

Is PolitiquePH good or bad for the Marcos admin? — Part 2

☕️X Space Topic: Is Politique good or bad for the Marcos admin? — Part 2 Let’s listen to our next political pundit, the eloquent Eleksyon @eleksyon31 (on X). It seems that, perhaps this person is an insider. What do you think? 🤔💭 He claims to have his ear to the ground. He’s adamant that yours truly doesn’t have a hotline to or is connected to the president. ☎️📱 Ah, darlings, haven’t I always been transparent with you? While my grandparents, those unwavering Loyalists, had the privilege of mingling with FM & Mrs. Marcos, allow me to adjust my my hat and state this again: I’m a private individual, albeit one born into a lineage of staunch Loyalists. 🍷🎩🏛️💅 Darlings, our faith in the Marcos leadership is unwavering. Casting our ballots their way promises genuine dedication to our beloved Philippines and our cherished people. Naturally, standing up for the Marcos admin is but a reflex for someone like me. 🍷📜 We've been waiting in the wings for this grand return, and boy, hasn't it been worth the wait? 🌟📅 Now, here’s the zinger: Eleksyon has promised a whopping P1 million to a charity of your choice if you can find a string that ties me to BBM, like if I work for him and FLLAM. What a way to spice things up! 🌶️💰 And honestly, hats off to Eleksyon! Amid all the noise, he drops some wisdom bombs on Philippine politics. Perhaps the PPP could grab a notebook and jot down notes? 📘🖊️ And on a side note, sweeties, Eleksyon is right: doesn’t anyone else wonder why Imee Marcos and Inday Sara are always two peas in a pod? What did I say again? Imee is poised to run with Inday, and not Martin! The PPP are wrong in their insinuations and assumptions! 💃🕺😂

Is PolitiquePH good or bad for the Marcos Admin? — Part 1

☕️X Space Topic: Is Politique good or bad for the Marcos admin? — Part 1 Alright, my dears, I dipped my toes into the murky waters of the X Space, and guess what I stumbled upon? The vocal host Chief D @tsuperdaddy, who declared himself as a "Loyalist" (not in this clip but in the later part). But I smell something fishy!🥉👑 If he's genuinely a Loyalist, why the desperate need to dissect my political interactions? Honey, just because you have a mic doesn’t mean you make sense. 🎤🚫 And his audacity to question my standing in the Uniteam? Classic. Why question my intentions and conveniently ignore the constant drama served by the Paid Parrot Propagandists and their subsidiary, the stinky and ever-so-loud Kanal Paid Vloggers. Seems like someone's got selective bias! 🐵🙉 Why won’t he question why the PPP and KPV are crooning only for Sara Duterte? And their not-so-subtle attempts to sully the names of the President, First Lady, and Speaker? Oh, and Sass “Miss 2 Million Pesos for Silence” Sasot's badmouthing the First Lady and attacking the Speaker of the House? 🤮💥 Sure, Chief D wears the "Loyalist" badge, but all I hear is the voice and the mindset of a Pure DDS.📢❌🤮 You know that’s the laughable bit? He's suddenly a critic of my content, despite claiming he doesn’t follow or read me. Chief D, if you’re going to stalk, at least be subtle, darling. N👀🤫 So, Mr. @tsuperdaddy, before you go on another tirade about where my loyalties lie, maybe check the mirror. Because as far as I am concerned, the Internet is free and I can participate in a political discourse whenever I want. I’m not beholden to anyone, and my posts do not depend on Bongbong Marcos or the admin. 🙄 I've carved out my little spaces on FB and X. Why are you all so affected, anyway? Honey, did you want to know what I think of your two cents? Super overpriced, darling! 💸🔥

Jam Magno vs Paid Parrots Propagandists on Tambaloslos/Demolition campaign issue — Part 2

☕️ Jam Magno vs the Paid Parrot Propagandists on the Tambaloslos/demolition campaign issue — Part 2 Hello dear readers! Ah, the delightful dance of deflection! 🎭 Confront our illustrious Paid Parrot Propagandists with a request for a morsel of evidence regarding their tantalizing tales about Tambaloslos or what they claim as the Speaker’s “sabwayan with the Makabayan Bloc” and voila! They exclaim, "Did those words come from my lips?" 😂 This is a clear admission that their stories, though shimmering, lack substance. Not only are their pockets full of coins, but their narratives appear to be... *how shall I say?* Pure poppycock! 🦜💰🎩 Here’s Part 2 of our dear Jam Magno's exposition on the Tambaloslos affair, and the alleged campaign of shadows against Sara, which, if the PPP's whispers are to be believed, is masterminded by the Speaker of the House. 🍷🔍📜

Jam Magno vs Paid Parrot Propagandists on the Tambaloslos Issue — Part 1

☕️ Jam Magno’s reasoning vs the Paid Parrot Influencers’ reasoning on the Tambaloslos/Demolition campaign issue — Part 1 (I already posted Part 3 of this earlier) So, dear readers, in one of my debut posts on this digital sphere, I addressed the rather frivolous 'Tambaloslos' claim. I called my friends who are “in the know” and got my answer right away. Tambaloslos is not Martin! 📝 My dears, such baseless murmurings were birthed by the envious chatter of our Paid Parrot Propagandists and the Kanal Stingy Vloggers. Among the peddlers of fake news include Miss Queen of Meltdown Angat Bangko IR Expert, our ever elusive Scammy Lawyer MEPS, the charmingly persistent Miss 2x Bar Flunker Substance Over Form, the flamboyantly fugly Mr. WRITTING Bullfroggy, our electric Mr. Kuryente, and the Mr Opportunistic Director. 🦜🎩💼 Tragically, it seems their once sparkling intellects have dulled, their once sharp wit now blunt. Present them a challenge, dare them to explain their logic and how they got from point A to C, and you’ll get a deafening silence. 🤫🤐 Ah, the power of money! Doesn’t money make a decent content creator into a fake news peddler? 💰🤷‍♂️👑 But let us lend our ears to the eloquent Jam Magno as she dissects this Tambaloslos tale. Her words ring true, and I, for one, agree with her and applaud her! Encore, dear Jam, encore! 🎵🔍🥂

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