CheezWits

CheezWits What happens when three radio hosts get together and talk about whatever? Wit. Wit happens. If cheesy crackers were people, they'd be Wally, Jess, and Chris.

New episodes every Monday!

16/12/2024

In E109: Actions Speak Louder Than Wits, Wally's old white man voice, companies with unfair business practices, the UHC shooter and creative social media responses, wokeness and national tumult throughout the generations, old men and their peeing problems, celebrity Facebook encounters, and new takes on old radio stories.

09/12/2024

In episode 108: Stank and Cheez, how Walmart got us blocked in Russia, the roofer who ignored the ‘no soliciting’ signs, drama in gig work, homeowner’s insurance drama, Chris proves once again that he has no idea how women’s bodies work, an uncomfortable reaction to an uncomfortable conversation, things that just make no sense, first date scenarios, comparing the uses of Mando/Lume and a steak and cheese, and drinking on the air. And to think you get all of this for free. Listen wherever you find podcasts.

02/12/2024

In Episode 107: Rude Awittening, church choirs are singing “Like A Prayer,” Wally has another run-in with the law, family drama and the holidays, the real names of radio people, celebrities that have always looked the same as they do now, actors being who you expect them to be, and GUESS WHO HUNG UP FIRST. You won't believe it unless you hear it for yourself. And if you gave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts it would be a Christmas miracle.

Happy Thanksgiving, Listener.
28/11/2024

Happy Thanksgiving, Listener.

25/11/2024

Wally accidentally puts us in his neighborhood Facebook group, AI imagines Jess... differently, another backwards law in Tennessee, one of us got caught in a poacher sting, radio stuff, and Tyson v. Jake Paul. So this is season 3, huh? Meh.

Two years ago today, CheezWits aired our first episode. These are some of the "best" (or whatever) conversations we've h...
21/11/2024

Two years ago today, CheezWits aired our first episode. These are some of the "best" (or whatever) conversations we've had in the second year, including what l**e means, cl****is oil, Wally can't hang up, dating apps, Google fiber, why we'll probably never get a sponsor, and WuTang is forever. That's just some of the drivel we cobbled together for this thing. Hey, if it weren't for you listening, we wouldn't still be here doing this. So you only have yourself to blame.

I can see the resemblance. 🔍
20/11/2024

I can see the resemblance. 🔍

In honor of tonight's CMA awards, I asked AI to imagine me as a CMA winner. It's uncanny, isn't it?

18/11/2024

In Episode 105: Swisster Act, Wally and Jess compare caregiver stories, the lady with the arms (IYKYK) calls Jess before coffee, Wally ticks off the neighborhood Facebook group, and Jess saves the neighborhood from the pittie puppy. It's our last episode of Season 2, so if you've stuck with us this long, how about a review on Apple Podcasts?

11/11/2024

This week on CheezWits Episode 104: Witizen Initiatives, our post-election analysis - are we smarter than a 5th grader? Debatable. Movies that defined our generations, home improvement scammers, the company that broke radio, and phrases with racist origins.

04/11/2024

On Episode 103: Cheezed To Meat You - To do a “best of year 2” or not, how people treat caregivers, paying attention to details, getting gas at BJs (is that a setup for Chris? Maybe), crazy radio station callers, the latest campaign faux pas, why the Brady Bunch revival is a no go, wagyu beef at Walmart, and the post-election future of our show. Have you thought about CheezWits as a write-in candidate?

28/10/2024

This week on Episode 102: Muenster Mash, calls from caregivers at night, early voting and the game Jess played while waiting in line, Wally tries to think of some double standards, and more proof we'll never survive as a society. Besides the existence of this show, obviously.

21/10/2024

Dead people on Facebook, Jess plays “would you rather” marriage edition, we take an important survey, aging parents and their houses, terrible dreams, you’ll never guess where we found GOOD customer service, Dunkin coffee, and the cheapskate Wally and Jess worked for. Are we offensive? Sure, but are we funny? Nah. But leave us a rating/review at Apple Podcasts anyway, would ya?

14/10/2024

On Episode 100: Unsolicited Wit Pic, people who didn’t evacuate ahead of hurricane warnings, misinformation about FEMA, misinformation about Puerto Rico, toilet paper hoarders, the real reason Jess can’t go to Canada, SEC fan vandalism pays off, old age forgetfulness, farts and child locks, getting mugged while making deliveries, getting away with stuff in front of cameras, and Wally shockingly doesn't understand today's youth.

07/10/2024

In episode 99: Thank You For Brie-ing A Friend - Wally photoshopped, what time you should not call Jess, neighbor weirdness, which Golden Girls character we relate to, a potential name change for the show, complaints about sarcasm, potential employers asking to see your social media, buying a house, selling a house, and bank f**ery all in one episode? You're welcome, America.

30/09/2024

In Episode 98: Goverment Cheez, we imagine Wally as a Senator, the radio station dropping the ball on things happening in its local community, the last K-Mart and stores that file for bankruptcy, misleading political memes and posts, new scam calls, a letter from Donald J Trump, states where it’s illegal to cheat on your spouse, and Chris teaches accents.

23/09/2024

This week in Episode 97: Tighty Wittys, we cover Wally’s adventures in computer stuff, an Ivermectin delivery, Chris draws the line at feet, P Diddy, real men and skid marks, the punchline from Chris we never get to hear, Jess has an offensive shirt “oops”, people who don’t follow the rules, peeing the bed, and the difference between men and women. As you can see, while the technical quality is better than last week, nothing else is. 💩

16/09/2024

If you look up "disaster" in the dictionary, you'll see the three of us waving at you from Episode 96. 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

09/09/2024

On Episode 95: FUndue - In a shocking turn of events, Wally doesn’t understand his computer; plus the Chase bank “glitch,” racism at Walmart, the most potty-mouthed state in the Union, and the ways in which Jess has grown into her bitchiness. It's like Kindergarten, but for adults (I know you are, but what am I?)

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