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05/09/2024

Id be skeptical too if some dude said 18 inches.

No you perv. I’m talking about rain totals.

Guess what? Besides from all the rain we’ve been getting… there will be no tropical threats for Louisiana through the en...
05/09/2024

Guess what? Besides from all the rain we’ve been getting… there will be no tropical threats for Louisiana through the end of September.

What’s the forecast for tomorrow?The weather is gonna be s**tty like waiting all day at the DMV to get service. 💩💩💩
04/09/2024

What’s the forecast for tomorrow?

The weather is gonna be s**tty like waiting all day at the DMV to get service. 💩💩💩

A lil tropical storm in the making? Wouldn’t be surprised but as long as that mf comes, gets its s**t, and gets the hell...
04/09/2024

A lil tropical storm in the making? Wouldn’t be surprised but as long as that mf comes, gets its s**t, and gets the hell on out, we gon be alright.

Then we see what the other one does…

She should have kept her thumbs up her ass. Where she fu**ed up is she doesn’t know that I don’t give a s**t about likes...
04/09/2024

She should have kept her thumbs up her ass. Where she fu**ed up is she doesn’t know that I don’t give a s**t about likes, comments, posts engagements or any of that social media bulls**t.

04/09/2024

Let’s see if I can use this new word correctly….

Today’s Rain Chances won’t be so demure relative to the last couple of days.

Did I do it right??? *deep strokes*

03/09/2024

Mister ICON, I know you're bored but stop with the Yo-Yo s**t burh.

03/09/2024

Let’s go ahead and cancel this years hurricane season. Them mfs said this season was gonna be explosive 🧨 but we saw little to nothing as far as sheer numbers go.

Like Beldar Conehead with his little we**ie fire cracker at the highschool football game. Dont act like you never saw that movie. Lil pew pew season without the supernova bang 3 seconds later.

All I see is cold front. Bonfires and roasting marshmallows. Dont be surprised if you see ppl outside naked enjoying the cool dry air in the cracks and creases on their bodies. I don’t blame them. It’s been hot but not as hellish as last years death wave. 😏
Lesson learned? Maybe… or maybe there’s a monster behind the bliss.

We shall see.

03/09/2024

F**k it

*Throws papers in the air*

02/09/2024

So you wanna be stupid and tap in on that Chase Bank Glitch eh?
You ain’t learned nothing?
Them banks always get their bread.
So keep going crazy.
Keep playin with dem banks.
F**k generational debt.
They will harvest your family’s bone marrow.

02/09/2024

Waist - the part of the abdomen between the rib cage and hips. On people with slim bodies, the waist is the narrowest part of the torso. On obese people, it is about the distance of Earth’s equator.

Waste - an act or instance of using or expending something carelessly, extravagantly, or to no purpose.

Now what da f**k that got to do with Labor Day weather?

Your waist will be a sweaty mess with all this moist heat and humidity.
Do not waste your time on rain chances bc you probably won’t see any today.

02/09/2024

Ok well s**t! It looks like there's going to be a delay. That Sept. 10th storm is going to be rescheduled. taking its place will be a cold front.

HOWEVER! According to the GFS 0z Run, that storm will still be lurking in the bay of Campeche and will make its move around the 15th. Far cry from the "original thinking"

Let's look at the GFS and see what tf that mf been smoking on.
This is just one update and bet your sweet candy ass, this s**t will flip again.

BTW: The Euro and CMC still takes it as a weak storm into
Southern Mexico/ Central America.

01/09/2024

Why do ppl see the first cone of uncertainty then say, “oh it’s gonna hit “here”
Now people say Beryl was supposed to hit Mexico. No! Beryl hit Texas. These storms aren’t suppose to do anything bc you saw one piece of data and ran with it. That’s why you have to keep up with the updates. The weather does what it wants, not what it’s supposed to do.

End Rant.

01/09/2024

Hopefully them thangs stick!
Not wishing a storm on anyone, unless you’re an as***le, but them models show weakness going straight into southern Mexico.

Keep updating with that conclusion and we gonna be straight. 😏

31/08/2024

You can see the swirl just south of the Houston Metro. We are calling for a 70% rain-chance but it looks like the action will be between H-Town and Beaumont. 🤔

*$600 THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS!!!!
31/08/2024

*$600 THREE BEDROOM APARTMENTS!!!!

30/08/2024

Ok so why not Highlight that area over the Bahamas? Since we are lighting everything up all of a sudden....

Oh I know you f**kin lyin! Well I figured as such lol doesn’t suprise me.
30/08/2024

Oh I know you f**kin lyin!

Well I figured as such lol doesn’t suprise me.

30/08/2024

If you’re enjoying the festival over there at Laurence Park, get ready for some storms pulling up with a buncha buckets!🪣

Well well well…This could be good news, if the wave going into the orange keeps going west and into Central America/Mexi...
30/08/2024

Well well well…
This could be good news, if the wave going into the orange keeps going west and into Central America/Mexico….

However…..

That ridge of high pressure in the Atlantic needs to expand west to close off the gulf and keep steering it westward.
If a trough to our north (over the Mid Atlantic and Great Lakes states) comes in and draws it north, it would mean BAD NEWS FOR THE NORTHWESTERN GULF OF MEXICO. Because that trough would create a weakness in the atmosphere for the storm to pass through (Between the 2 areas of High Pressure)

South East Texas and South West Louisiana, we could be looking at a powerful storm around September 10, give or take.

I tried to explain this as plainly and in the least amount of words.

Updates will be made is the day draws near. This is literally about 10 days out so tweaks will be made as models update and lock on if a center develops.

Keep ya antennas up! 🪳 

30/08/2024

Yep, who like lashings in the form of rain bands?

29/08/2024

It's a beautiful day, don't you love with it rains?

The good news is, everyone in Louisiana has a decent shot at catching some rain this weekend, even in the “other” Louisi...
29/08/2024

The good news is, everyone in Louisiana has a decent shot at catching some rain this weekend, even in the “other” Louisiana. (North Louisiana)

The bad news is somebody in Louisiana LOUISIANA bouta get flooded out.

I’m packing my bag and going to Pensacola where it won’t be raining as much.

28/08/2024

Looking forward to a Sloppy Ass Labor Day Weekend!

Got that Morgan City Pre Slop at the park. You trying to show off them new shoes at the festival, DONT. You should know ...
28/08/2024

Got that Morgan City Pre Slop at the park. You trying to show off them new shoes at the festival, DONT.

You should know better.
You should EXPECT it to rain
And You🫵🏾 should expect it to be muggy as f**k with all that body heat under the bridge.

Now what da fuc dat got to do with US?*In my big worm voice*
28/08/2024

Now what da fuc dat got to do with US?

*In my big worm voice*

Nobody is saying anything yet but I would not be surprised if the NHC highlights this area for a low chance for a tropic...
27/08/2024

Nobody is saying anything yet but I would not be surprised if the NHC highlights this area for a low chance for a tropical storm forming within the next 7 days.
Luckily, that’s all it will be because it’s too close to land and the upper atmosphere will yank it out east over the northern gulf coast and out into the Atlantic where it may develop and not affect anyone besides maybe Bermuda.

Well that didn’t last long.However, just a 20 percent chance of developing.Again… No Tropical Threats yet.
27/08/2024

Well that didn’t last long.
However, just a 20 percent chance of developing.

Again… No Tropical Threats yet.

27/08/2024

Judge Mathis is my role model.
Did you enjoy watching his courtroom show? He was the Family Matters of court shows. Funny, Serious, Wholesome.

His wife filed for divorce after 39 years of marriage. WHYYYYYYYYYYYY😭😭😭😭
Married since 1985. WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

All I know is she bouta take is ass to the cleaners. Marriage is a scam.

Wanna know what else is a scam?
This years Hurricane Season! 😂
Ain’t s**t poppin and dare I say….

No tropical threats up to Sept. 15th???
Something ain’t right bruh 😏

Anyway, run dat s**t back today looking similar to yesterday with temps and rain chances.

26/08/2024

Remember when they pushed milk like it was going outta style?
F**king commercials…. Got Milk??? 🤢
They had us believing it gave us strong bones n s**t.
I was one of them sheeps who drank that s**t all the time.
I was 14, went to a friends house, “hey cuz, want a beer?”
My dumb ass: “naw dawg, lemmie get a glass of milk.” 😭😭😭
Oh the ridicule, I endured 🤣
I thought I was the bionic man until I broke my leg. 😫 Milk is bulls**t! 🤬
Then ya had a white mustache.
Everyone flexin the white mustache like it’s the coolest thing.
🤨 Better not run around with that s**t on ya lip these days! You’d be sus af.

Anyway, it’s another week and we gonna run them rainchances at mid grade all week. Some days 30%. Some days 60%. But not a complete washout. Otherwise hot and humid where it doesn’t rain.

No Tropical Threats… Yet!

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Mister ICON, I know you're bored but stop with the Yo-Yo sh*t burh.

Ok well sh*t! It looks like there's going to be a delay. That Sept. 10th storm is going to be rescheduled. taking its place will be a cold front. HOWEVER! According to the GFS 0z Run, that storm will still be lurking in the bay of Campeche and will make its move around the 15th. Far cry from the "original thinking" Let's look at the GFS and see what tf that mf been smoking on. This is just one update and bet your sweet candy ass, this sh*t will flip again. BTW: The Euro and CMC still takes it as a weak storm into Southern Mexico/ Central America.

You can see the swirl just south of the Houston Metro. We are calling for a 70% rain-chance but it looks like the action will be between H-Town and Beaumont. 🤔

Ok so why not Highlight that area over the Bahamas? Since we are lighting everything up all of a sudden....

If you’re enjoying the festival over there at Laurence Park, get ready for some storms pulling up with a buncha buckets!🪣

Yep, who like lashings in the form of rain bands?

It's a beautiful day, don't you love with it rains?

Looking forward to a Sloppy Ass Labor Day Weekend!

Mister ICON, you were pretty spot-on with Beryl, but WTF you talkin bout now Willis? The 12z update is coming in a few hours and by then you had better STOP DAT SH*T! (Run Aug 24 thru Sept 1st) DONT PANIC YET!

you really are a sneaky lil bastard. i see you!

The main character is the wave over Cuba and the Bahamas, it will be making its way into the Gulf of Mexico and coagulating with that little squirrel in the bend of Florida currently. This is why our rain chances are going up into next week.

You see that? We shall call it 2Pac Because "All Eyes On ME" We will be watching it like a starving HAWK.

All the action has been in the Pacific Basin. Gilma is the star of this show. All them sh*tz can stay on that side. Hopefully Hawaii doesn't catch that tropical smoke.

Nice ass August front is like a double edge sword. You know how things try to spin up from decaying fronts. Still nothing to worry about, Rain chances should rise as we go into the weekend and early next week. Tomorrow morning will feel AMAZING.....for mid/late August.

The EURO (and other models) see a front induced "Low" sneaking across the Northern Gulf Of Mexico. Take a look at the bend of Florida where it starts and watch as it makes its way towards Southern Texas. Timing about Aug 26th.

Waiting on that dinner time thunderstorm ⛈️

Dinner Time!
Dinner Time!

Oh yeah! Just in time for dinner! I already ate so this weather is about to put me right to sleep 🛌

The Remnant of Debby
The Remnant of Debby

#Debby although weak still caused lots of headaches for numerous parts of the East Coast.

Look at the Ernesto egg being fertilized. Its crazy how this blob of nothing will become a Cat 4 hurricane soon. This isn't fear mongering. Its mid August, you should expect the Atlantic switch to flip on very soon. In the meantime, keep cookin, and keep slave driving those A/C's.

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