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02/09/2022

02/09/2022

Hi Y'all,

Here's a new type of review that we've dubbed "Quik S***es" because it's for those movies that don't deserve more attention than a few minutes. They're around 5 minutes long and give you all the s**t-ness of the film in a nice compact log shape.

We've decided to cover more films by doing separate reviews on our YouTube channel. It sounds like a bowel movement, but Jamie has delightfully provided us with his review of Neil Breen's "Pass Thru."

Check it out here -

A messianic entity from the future travels to modern-day earth to wipe out 300,000,000 "bad people" and usher in a new era of peace.Welcome to the S***eTV Yo...

21/07/2022

Finally, the moment you have all been waiting for ( You better bleedin' had been) The Amazing Mr No Legs Review is finally Live on our YT channel. No thanks to some bum-s**tter bastards trying to claim copyright on the film when in fact they are shady w**kers with no right to do so... AND THEY'RE FRENCH! We had to cut the no legged kung-fu scene out in order to upload and we literally tried all possible options to get past these bastards. Thanks to Jamie for working through the night testing the upload and how to get around it while I had my feet up shouting at the adverts on the telly. Anyways I digress, enjoy the review, please kindly watch the pi**in' video will ya! 😘

Heads roll as two cops, Chuck and Andy, go against Mr. D'Angelo, the biggest drug dealer in Florida, and his ruthless enforcer Fred, who has no legs but does...

29/06/2022

You voted for it and its now a reality. Yes, I asked which film to review next in an Instagram poll and low and behold you voted for THE AMAZING MR NO LEGS! Review coming soon!

28/05/2022

Our latest review of The Sand is now available on Youtube, video link in the comments.

20/05/2022

Can you name the film? Bonus points if you can tell me if they're fighting or making love?

15/05/2022

So I put a poll on Instagram to pick a film to review after our next review, and you guys chose Mr No Legs!!! Can't think why 🤣

10/05/2022

You decide!

07/05/2022

Check out our Death Ring Review.

05/05/2022

Coming to a VHS store near you soon!

http://allmovielists.com/list-of-shannon-tweed-movies for more info

05/05/2022

Happy Birthday to Jamie, my friend and co-host at S***eTV. I asked him what he wanted for his birthday and he said some working hair follicles on his head. The only way to achieve this is for people to watch our new review of Death Ring, one view = one follicle.

04/05/2022

Hello all, our new special edition review is now available to watch on YouTube. This should have been out at the end of April but as I've been moving house it got delayed. Check it out it's a belter! Link to the video in the comments.

25/04/2022

Hi all, I'm trying to find some time after moving house to get the 2nd review for April complete, which is a Special Edition review. Hopefully it will be finished before month end otherwise you'll have three for May. In the interim have a look at our last review if you haven't already, thanks - Shaun

Two years ago, a young woman named Valerie was burned after entering a tanning salon. Now, her twin sister, Rhonda, runs a local gym where, all of a sudden, ...

01/04/2022

New review premiering now! Enjoy.

Two years ago, a young woman named Valerie was burned after entering a tanning salon. Now, her twin sister, Rhonda, runs a local gym where, all of a sudden, ...

29/03/2022

Our next review is out 7pm on Friday the 1st of April, you'd be a fool to miss it. We have Killer Workout, an 80's slasher set in an aerobics class. Set them reminders y'all.

Our 2nd review for April will be a "Special Edition" review, we call it that 'cos they're long as f**k. More on that later!

24/03/2022

Our YouTube channel link is in our "about" section on Facebook. Set them reminders y'all

19/03/2022

Here is a clue to our first review for April. It's a film by one of my favorite directors who can't make a good film to save his life. Stay tuned for more.

16/03/2022

What me and Jamie would look like if we had to watch Big Legend again.

16/03/2022

What me and Jamie looked like before we lost all our hair, due to watching too many w**k films.

13/03/2022

New Review out NOW! Its about a big hairy bastard and I don't mean Jamie! Check it out!

An army ranger, Tyler, teams up with a local hunter to investigate the disappearance of his girlfriend deep in the jungles of the Pacific Northwest.Welcome t...

11/03/2022

Here's another clue to what our next review will be. Been editing it today so should be out in the next few days. Stay tuned to watch me rip this s**t into tatters. **tfilmreviewsofinstagram

11/03/2022

Currently editing the new review, so should be out in the next few days or so. This was a film I was really excited to watch too, but after I watched it my excitement had deflated due to the fact barely anything happens throughout. They should have called it "How to walk around aimlessly and the never ending tree montage"

Stay tuned if you want me to watch me rip this s**t to tatters.

07/03/2022

Hope those who saw our Malignant review enjoyed it? Let us know what you thought of the film yourself, our next review should be coming out soon. The next review has someone in it with LOTS of body hair, smells like a wet dog covered in stale p**s and can eat your Nannans pantry bare in minutes...And no it's not Jamie, have a guess what it is, you won't get it I bet.

02/03/2022

New review Premiering on YouTube tonight at 7pm, you may have heard of it. The Baron of Baldness Jamie chose this one to review and I should give him a typhoon kick to the arse as I've had to mess around to get the video uploaded without it being blocked. Warner Bros. can kiss my pale arse for making it so difficult an all.

Its directed by the amazing James Wan who brought you such timeless classics as - Insidious, The Conjuring, Saw.

And obviously we can't forget his Magnum Opus - Fast & Furious 7.

Check it out! YOOCHOOB at 7pm TONEET, set ye bastard reminders innit.

In the film, Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grisly murders, and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in fact terrif...

24/02/2022

S***e Threads

18/02/2022

So, how are we all? The first of March's Movie reviews is a 2021 film, and it was Jamies choice this one, not mine, So blame that bald bastard okay!? Here's some clues to what it could be:

1 - It was actually decent enough to scrape into the cinema.

2 - The director gave a role to his Romanian girlfriend

3 - It got a whopping 6.3 rating on IMDB

4 - The main reason I think it's s**t is the stupid he**in addicts that wrote the script in an otherwise okay film.

5 - The film has an overabundance of exterior house shots throughout, that makes you wanna head butt the telly.

Bet you can't wait to find out what it is eh? Well stay tuned for when it drops at the beginning of March.

If you can guess the film correctly you could win a S***eTv t-shirt.

10/02/2022

Special Edition Review for Miami Connection

The year is 1987. Motorcycle ninjas tighten their grip on Florida's narcotics trade, viciously annihilating anyone who dares move in on their turf. Multi-nat...

10/02/2022

And the grand reveal for our upcoming review, yes its MIAMI CONNECTION!!! What do you mean you've never heard of it? Oh well, thankfully we're here to bring its greatness to your attention.

Premiering on Youtube TONIGHT at 8pm, Si Thi

Click the link and set your reminder NOWWWW!

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaBVCbPH0g4LssesbKxF_2A

09/02/2022

Currently editing the new review to come out, and I've been laughing my arse off while trying to edit. Definitely the funniest review yet! But when you have hilarious material to bounce off it makes it oh so easy.

Stay tuned!