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Why Can't We be Wizards A wizarding podcast. New episodes every other Friday.

28/01/2024

Come to Maeve & Custer's where you can play games and win authentic prizes you know and love like Slonkies, Pogz, or even a PloyStation!

Listen to Ep. 83 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/83


14/11/2023

Summoning a dead person is way more exciting for the alive person than the dead person. The dead person was having a cool breakfast with Albert Einstein and Gandhi.

Listen to Ep. 80 of Why Can't We Be Wizards!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/80

07/11/2023

Get out of here Onion Man! I told you not to look at our social media Onion Man! Nobody wants to buy your stupid onions!

Listen to episode 79 of Why Can't We Be Wizards now!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/79


19/09/2023

We apologize to any listeners named Derek who are offended by the immediate obvious choice of your name for a criminal. Not all Dereks are criminals.

Ep 77 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/77


08/09/2023

It's hard to repair a relationship after being hurt. Especially if you are a clown painting and had spaghetti smeared on your face by a 7 year old.

Join us for SEASON 6 of Why Can't We Be Wizards!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/76


08/08/2023

The best self-defense is to add more legs to your aggressor. The experience of sudden legs shuts off the brain. That's just science.

Listen to the SEASON 5 FINALE of Why Can't We Be Wizards!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/75


10/07/2023

Nobody asked Batman to do what he does, right? But when he says he's going to Batman and then he doesn't Batman hard enough and we get disappointed, that's on Batman.

Anyway, Ep. 73 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/73

29/06/2023

You see a big red button, you press it. Right? Why else would it be big and red? We're the normal ones.

Episode 72 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out now! Listen wherever you get podcasts:
https://whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/72


18/04/2023

You ask us to get detention on purpose, you're going to end up with a hallway full of cooked nose-sardines and teenagers making out. What did you expect?

Ep 67 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/67


03/04/2023

Would you rather fight one troll-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized trolls? How about one duck-sized duck that's been hitting the gym?

Ep. 66 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out now!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/66


20/03/2023

It's easy to forget when using Treat Wounds that you do actually need to describe how you treat the wounds. It's okay though, on this show we improvise! 😁

Ep. 65 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out now!
https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/65


07/03/2023

You think hazing is just for Gryffindors and Slytherins? Ravenclaw first-years have nowhere to sleep if they can't solve a riddle. Seems like hazing.

Listen to Ep. 64 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/64


21/02/2023

Leo's a Prefect now. That's right, someone decided he should be in charge of something. I'm sure it'll be fine.

What's that? He forgot his badge?

Ep. 63 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out now! https://whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/63


24/01/2023

So wizards have smartphones now. They can enjoy fun games and media without any toxicity and plenty of privacy! Right? .... right??

The season 5 premiere of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out now!
https://whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/61


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✨ There's an extra special bonus crossover episode of Why Can't We Be Wizards out today! ✨ Special guest Hostwitch Bess from @wzrdradiopod joins us for a sidequest to save Wizard Rock from THE MAN! Listen To part 2 on WZRD! #wrock #HarryPotter #WhyNotWizards #podcast

✨ There's an extra special bonus crossover episode of Why Can't We Be Wizards out today! ✨ Special guest Hostwitch Bess from WZRD Radio joins us for a sidequest to save Wizard Rock from THE MAN! Listen now: https://whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/wzrd-radio-crossover-bonus-why-cant-we-save-wzrd Part 2 on WZRD: https://wzrdradiopod.com/2024/03/22/why-cant-we-save-wzrd-bonus-episode/

Come to Maeve & Custer's where you can play games and win authentic prizes you know and love like Slonkies, Pogz, or even a PloyStation! Listen to Ep. 83 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/83 #WhyNotWizards #Comedy #Improv #TTRPG #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #Podcast

Come to Maeve & Custer's where you can play games and win authentic prizes you know and love like Slonkies, Pogz, or even a PloyStation! Listen to Ep. 83 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/83 #WhyNotWizards #Comedy #Improv #TTRPG #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #Podcast

Wizard God DM Kevin has final say on all character names and nicknames. You can either be the name you were given or you can be Jeremy. Listen to Ep. 82 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/82 #WhyNotWizards #Improv #Comedy #TTRPG #

If you're going to give a gift that resembles a motionless animal, don't leave it on the person's pillow. It could be misunderstood. Listen to Ep. 81 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/81 #WhyNotWizards #Improv #Comedy #TTRPG #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #Podcast

Wizard God DM Kevin has final say on all character names and nicknames. You can either be the name you were given or you can be Jeremy. Listen to Ep. 82 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! https://whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/82 #WhyNotWizards #Improv #Comedy #TTRPG #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #Podcast

If you're going to give a gift that resembles a motionless animal, don't leave it on the person's pillow. It could be misunderstood. Listen to Ep. 81 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! https://whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/81 #WhyNotWizards #Improv #Comedy #TTRPG #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #Podcast

Summoning a dead person is way more exciting for the alive person than the dead person. The dead person was having a cool breakfast with Albert Einstein and Gandhi. Listen to Ep. 80 of Why Can't We Be Wizards! https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/80 #Comedy #Improv #HarryPotter #TTRPG #Podcast

Get out of here Onion Man! I told you not to look at our social media Onion Man! Nobody wants to buy your stupid onions! Listen to episode 79 of Why Can't We Be Wizards now! whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/79 #WhyNotWizards #Comedy #Improv #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #TTRPG #Podcast

Get out of here Onion Man! I told you not to look at our social media Onion Man! Nobody wants to buy your stupid onions! Listen to episode 79 of Why Can't We Be Wizards now! https://www.whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/79 #WhyNotWizards #Comedy #Improv #HarryPotter #Fanfiction #TTRPG #Podcast

Sometimes you just don't want someone in the room, but you don't want to say something mean... oh, oh no. Ep. 78 of Why Can't We Be Wizards is out! whycantwebewizards.com/episodes/78 #WhyNotWizards #HarryPotter #Improv #TTRPG #Comedy #Podcast

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