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25/02/2024

Stop breaking your own heart by trying to make a relationship work that clearly isn’t meant to work.

You can’t force someone to care about you. You can’t force someone to be loyal. You can’t force someone to be the person you need them to be.

Sometimes the person you want most is the person you’re best without. You got to understand some things are meant to happen, but just not meant to be. Some things are meant to come in your life, just not meant to stay. Don’t lose yourself by trying to fix what’s meant to stay broken.

You can’t get the relationship you need from someone who’s not ready to give it to you. And you might not understand WHY NOW, but I promise you your future will always bring understanding of why things didn’t work out.

TRUST. Don’t put your happiness on hold for someone who isn’t holding on to you.

Some chapters just have to be closed without closure.

03/10/2023

Short story.

26/08/2023

FIFA announce that they've suspended RFEF President Luis Rubiales from all football-related activities for 'an initial period of 90 days' pending an investigation.

17/08/2023

Happy Birthday Lucius Chiccio Banda

17/08/2023

14/08/2023

We are getting closer to the day, 26th August 2023, at exactly 10 am. The Landlord, Gwamba shall be at Mzuzu Stadium.

We have selected 30 young acts from the northern region to perform with me at the Unlimited Concert. If you own a label or if you want to uplift young talent, come through and watch these young talented artists.

Get your tickets now for 3K or pay 5K at the door!!!!

13/08/2023

Doctor = iwe ,,,Kodi ukulemba Chani??

Wamisala = ndikulemba khani yafumu inayake imene imamenya khondo ilipa bulu,,,

Doctor = ndiye nkhaniyo mpaka chibukhu chonsechi?

Wamisala = eya ndiyaitali kwambili

Doctor = pa page 1 palichani?

Wamisala = page 1 ikufotokoza za mbili yq mfumuyo

Doctor = page 2

Wamisala = page 2 za nkhondo ina imene mfumuyo imakonzekela kukamenya Dela lina lakutali

Doctor = nanga page 3

Wamisala = kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg

Doctor = zimenezo ndiye zichani?

Wamisala = kuthamanga kwa buru amene mfumuyo inakwera,

Doctor = pa page 4 Pali Chani

Wamisala = kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg

Doctor = page 10?

Wamisala = kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg kdg

Doctor = ndiye ukuganiza Kuti nkhani yako yamisalayi atayiwerenge ndi ndani??

Wamisala = ayiwerenga amisala azanga pa Facebook ndika poster!!🏃🏃

06/07/2023

Happy Independence Day!

02/07/2023

Another Day For Hammers Win & Another Singini MOTM Performance

It is almost becoming a predictable for Ekwendeni Hammers, as they again at the point where a new day brings a new victory, and Man of the Match accolade.

It was a week ago that the positional play styled Iron Boys accumulated the maximum points in the central region against Extreme Fc courtesy of Singini lone goal.

Such is becoming Hammers tendency for the entertaining and intelligent play, which more than keeps them in the regular news, even a stake bonus code which even attracted the National team coach to have a look into the players of the team.

Earlier this week, it was then confirmed by the Football Association that following his brilliant and consistence performance, 23 year old Blessings Singini had been handed his maiden senior national team call up.

Singini scored a lone goal and was chosen Player of the Match in a 1-0 win over Blue Eagles and helped the team climb to 4th position with 4 matches left in the first round.

02/07/2023

This page can confirm that FCB Nyasa Big Bullets head coach Kalisto Pasuwa has promoted Fischer kondowe to the position of Assistant Coach.

Fischer Kondowe played for FCB Nyasa Big Bullets from Youth side. Kondowe replaces another bullets legend Peter Mponda who secured a coaching Job in South africa.

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02/07/2023

Hammers of Ekwendeni aka Iron Boys have beaten to death Blue Eagles from area 30 in the capital city in a game that end 1 all. The game was played at Mzuzu Stadium.

Ekwendeni Hammers is one of the best and most promising teams in the 2023/2024 Super league.

Hammers, despite not securing any sponsorship has proved to the nation that it is a çlub that requires attention of companies.

We are yet to see companies partnering with this, most promising clubs.

Za Yahweh is the most used moto by clubs officials as well as players and supporters.




Hammers FC

18/06/2023

🚨 Ibrahimovic: I'm a lion but after watching Maguire I became a cat

🚨 Mbappe: I ran with the ball Maguire was far behind me before I could reach the 18 yard box he's already infront waiting for me

🚨 Messi: I refused to come to the Premier league because of Harry Maguire

🚨 Neymar: he's the toughest defender I've ever faced

🚨 Pep Guardiola: if Defence was an art, Maguire will be the Picasso of it

🚨 Sergio Ramos: people say I'm the best defender in the world, but after watching Maguire I realise they were smoking w**d.

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo: he's probably the best centre back I've ever played with, the way he stretches his leg to tap-in an Own goal is so unbelievable

🚨 De Gea: whenever I have Maguire infront of me I'm always speechless, he's unbelievable

🚨 Lindelof: he's the best defence partnership I've ever played with, we contributed a lot of goals together

🚨 Haaland: i would love to play against United, but if Maguire will play I'll fake an injury

🚨 Graham Potter: he's a very generous person, he does

17/06/2023

Omwe sitikulowelera nkhaniyi, let's gather here.

11/06/2023

Sanayambane lero anthuwa 😂

JB ndi Ty lock horns 🥳

07/06/2023

♂️Messi: “If it had been a matter of money, I’d have gone to Arabia or elsewhere. It seemed like a lot of money to me”, told MD. 🇦🇷

“The truth is that my final decision goes elsewhere and not because of money”.

07/06/2023

♂️ David De Gea has a lucrative offer from Saudi Arabia in the works, however, he wants to stay at Manchester United.

07/06/2023

𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋: Jude Bellingham, new Real Madrid player until 2029 for €103m plus 30% add ons.

07/06/2023

Breaking News: Al-Ittihad has just announced nigning N'Golo Kante

He is on a two year contract. He will be getting 100 million euros a annum!

07/06/2023

🚨🇶🇦 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐐𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐢𝐝

Sheikh Jassim has submitted a fifth bid to buy Manchester United with clear indication: take it or leave it 🔴⚠️

◉ There will be no more bids from Qatari group — after this Friday, Jassim will NO longer engage with the process.

◉ This is also due to transfer window set to begin as Sheikh Jassim wanted to be ready to invest on team soon.

◉ As has been the case since day one, the bid is for 100% of the Club, is fully cash and transactionally simple, would clear all debts of the Club completely, and has separate additional funding purely for the Club’s ongoing player, infrastructure and other investment needs.

◉ It’s up to the Glazers as talks continue also with INEOS group, Sir Jim Ratcliffe insists to buy Man United.

07/06/2023

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Liverpool have triggered the clause for Alexis Mac Allister — it’s just £35m! 🔴

Medical completed, contract until June 2028 🇦🇷

07/06/2023

Notice to Malawians.

07/06/2023

News coming in is that, Crystal Palace forward, Wilfred Zaha, has received an offer from Saudi Arabian club, Al Nasr.

More details to come.

06/06/2023

Gibo Pearson ndi Minad

Mwamukumbukira mkadzi emwe Gibo Pearson anapanga naye chinkhoswe Cha fast fast wa ku Zomba uja? Lerotu basi walemba pa WhatsApp status yake kuti

"Congratulations to Gibo Pearson and Minad this year akukwatirana"

Zayambikaso🙌

06/06/2023

Give them names.

06/06/2023

Malawi to the world 🔥

06/06/2023

HOW SCHOOL BOYS WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-

From: Jwanese.

P.O. BOX 106
Limpopo, South Africa.
25th May 2023.

Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous...

I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting...

It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium...

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your Angel.

04/06/2023

New way of packing sweet potatoes. Picture taken in Phalombe.