14/02/2024
OMG Valentine's Memories from better days with this cute vintage BBM issue ❤️
Happy Goth Valentine to those who celebrate 🕷🖤
I give my heart to and Solar Fake and Zeraphine of course
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30/01/2024
Christmas might be over but you might still wish for THINGS. Like collectible dolls with their little outfits and mini-things.
Empathy Test Isaac Howlett Funker Vogt Solar Fake Skinny Puppy Chris L. Church Of Agonoize (Official)
18/01/2024
Goodness Gracious, this is the first Holy Dump of Bat Beat's Power Saints to kickstart your year the holiest and most respectable way👏🔥🦏 LOVE TO Y'ALL
Blutengel Chris Pohl ALIENARE Covenant (OFFICIAL) SIERRA.synthmusic The Cure
01/01/2024
Bat Beat's been a bit busy lately but you won't escape New Year's Resolutions!
A massive thank you to each and everyone of you for following this page, the past six months have been wonderful and I hope to keep on reporting the realest of news!
Thank you for the all the bands for their fantastic sense of humour, and to a new year filled with more love for them, more silliness and essential accurate news from our favourite dark scene ❤️ (apart from Isaac Howlett who is a fake goth)
Can't wait to hear what you guys have in store for us for the year to come! New music? Old music but remixed? Touring? Exquisite merch?
Empathy Test Whorticulture Aesthetic Perfection Solar Fake Lord Of The Lost Chris Harms Blutengel Chris Pohl Chris L. Church Of Agonoize (Official) FrozenPlasma Vasi Vallis felix marc
22/12/2023
Ho Ho Ho Jolly FURBDAY! 🎅❤
Nothing says Happy Holidays like a Furbscut furbing in winter! Wishing y'all a merry little industrial Christmas!
Which :Wumpscut: songs cheer you up and get you into a freaking festive mood? Tell us in the comments! 👇👇👇
21/12/2023
Hell Yeah, all you want for Christmas is a superb and utterly cool pull-out poster of Isaac Howlett from Empathy Touch, Santa favourite and gothiest Elf - but the question is... what's in da box? Maybe it's Boy George undying love again 🔥
Happy Merry Things Baby Bats! 🎉🎉🎉
Empathy Test Fans of Empathy Test Worldwide
14/12/2023
Happy FURBDAY! ❤
Today the most glamourous creature, Furb Harms (isn't this uncanny?), presents Blood & Furby, their critically acclaimed 2022's album, as we wait for the new album in a few weeks! Bat Beat just loved Absolute Furbitude and Leave Your Furb in the Comments so much!
Which Lord Of The Lost/ Chris Harms songs put you in your most glamourous state, ready to rock n furb the world? Tell us in the comments! 👇👇👇
09/12/2023
Another Holy Dump of Bat Beat's Power Saints to Light your Way and your Sanity in this festive season👏🔥🦏 LOVE TO Y'ALL
FrozenPlasma Vasi Vallis felix marc GRENDEL AGONOIZE VNV Nation Skinny Puppy Funker Vogt
07/12/2023
Happy FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite DarkElectro Furbs! Today, 2002's 'Northern Furbies' by the exceptional Furbenant, house of the goth club classic 'Call the Furbs to Port' and 'We Furb Alone'
Which Covenant (OFFICIAL) songs get you in a trance state like no there's no tomorrow and get your head bopping like a mad Furb? Tell us in the comments! 👇👇👇
04/12/2023
🎉 New Bat Beat Issue! 🎉
it’s been a little while and we’re now getting a little christmassy around here!
Neuroticfish has a new album out Dec 15th, first single “Imposter Syndrome” can be heard on youtube and it was worth the wait!
Lord Of The Lost still going strong winning the World with new album of eclectic covers out on Dec 29st. Watch their most colourful video to date (and that means something), “The Look” with Jasmine Wagner !
Faderhead just dropped he has a new single out Jan 1st 2024!
Corlyx and Suzi Sabotage are emerging as THE powerful badass duo with their track Kill Cave!
Circuit Preacher exciting new single “Con Man” is out Dec 9th! We love a prolific church man!
RROYCE has touring plans for next year and a new music video for Rebuilt. Reborn out!
felix marc new single “Undead” is out on Dec 15th
We can’t wait for Solar Fake new single “This Generation Ends” to pop out!
DAS ICH BAND has great live dates plans for 2024 and a creepy stories audiobook coming out!
Vision Video Goth Dad’s new calendar is available for your Christmas Stockings but for ADULTS ONLY because, hotness.
Daniel Graves is in the middle of a big tour supporting Till Lindemann. Don’t miss the Aesthetic Perfection Winter Goth headline shows along the way if you’re near!
Isaac Howlett paid Daniel a nice visit recently, back from his own extensive US Tour with Empathy Test, to exchange valuable cat management tips indeed, because, good cat dads.
Disclaimers: This post is completely non sponsored and frankly, not solicited either.
01/12/2023
Just God Module hanging around, looking cool. 🎇💚
Also performing at The Satanic Temple Colorado Saturnalia 2023 on Dec 16th for the good people of Denver with the delicious Whorticulture boys and the succulent Voicecoil . Join them if you're around for a glorious Satanmas Party to remember!
Poster inspiration: "Ghost World", a 2001 black comedy film co-written and directed by Terry Zwigoff. Based on the 1990s comic book Ghost World by Daniel Clowes, highly recommended!
https://facebook.com/events/s/saturnalia-2023/279193108297898
30/11/2023
Merry Classic FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite Synth Pop Furbs! Today, the quintessential album 'The Furbing' by the excellent Tears for Furbies that recently rocked the in California, USA ! This album is the house of the timeless classic 'Mad Furb'.
Which Tears for Fears songs spark deep emotional outbursts and remembrance of a past life in your heart? Tell us in the comments! 👇👇👇
RRoland OrzabalCCurt Smith
24/11/2023
Industrial Synthpoppy Boys Poster For Your Locker! 💚💝💚 Here is a cute poster of our favourite BFF consortium Rotersand + FrozenPlasma!
We’ve heard they are doing another round of joint concerts in 2024 ❤️
Which RoterPlasma songs do you want to hear?
Bat Beat's got high hopes for Foolish On Error and Waiting To bBe Murderous!
Tell us what’s yours in the comments! 👇👇👇
23/11/2023
Holy Furb, it's classic FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite Synthpop Furbs! Today, the genre defining Non-Stop Erotic Furby by Soft Furb! Controversial, I know.
Which Soft Cell songs are you most grateful for, as they fill you with the deepest joy and revive the fondest memories of the good ol' days? BBM's fav is definitely S*x Dwarf, a firm classic of the Electric Dreams Night club nights, BBM used to strut her stuff at!
20/11/2023
Your Attention Please! This is a Holy Dump of Bat Beat's Power Saints to inspire your own Life Path 👏🔥🦏
Auger Solar Fake Project Pitchfork Official ZyniC Skinny Puppy Aesthetic Perfection Daniel Graves Empathy Test Isaac Howlett
17/11/2023
Today is Empathy Test and NITE last date on their giant North America Tour, and there should be a hefty amount of tears of joy and sadness all mixed in at the show tonight!
Well done guys, you made thousands of people happy and you deserve a few days of rest now! 🎉🎉🎉
Here is a little visual recap from the past few weeks, savagely recycling the Blade Runner 1982 poster, for the nerds among us 👽. Yes, YOU.
16/11/2023
Oh MY FURBNESS, it's Industrial FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite Industrial Furbs! Today, the vigourous Furbdel and their transcendental 2007 album Furby Generation!
Which GRENDEL songs get you storming the dancefloor on all fours howling at the moon? BBM does exactly that on the title track Furby Generation but also get a little feral on New Furb🔥
14/11/2023
TIME TO CALL DOWN THE THUNDER!! ⚡⚡⚡
BBM presents a collection of 5 Masters of Industrial micro action figures including popular characters such as: Hoci-Glow Hocico Official, Funkoto Funker Vogt, Com-B-Faces Combichrist, Ago-Jaws AGONOIZE and NOISU-Klops NOISUF-X!!
11/11/2023
Play Taboo, Dark Bands Edition, series 2! 😜
Once again, it's easy. It's fast-paced. And it's unspeakably fun!
Gather your friends and play this classic party game! Correctly guess as many bands as possible WITHOUT using the taboo words!
More playing cards to be revealed soon! Which bands would you like to play with? Like to have written on the actual cards. Tell us in the comments! 👇👇👇
Solar Fake Aesthetic Perfection Skinny Puppy NACHTMAHR Ville Valo NITZER EBB
11/11/2023
🚨 sensitive post warning 💔
This is a troubling post to write, but several days ago I learnt that one of my biggest supporters, succumbed to the pain of her depression. DICO, you were such a light in this dark scene and for everyone who knew you, closely and/or afar… your presence will be missed along with your wicked sense of humour. I’ll raise a Christmas Cracker to you, when we should have been meeting again next month.
I did a dedication DJ set, spinning her favourite bands, in her memory on Monday, and if you’re touched by this grief and long to connect with her —- try these tunes:
‼️Combichrist - GET YOU BODY BEAT
‼️NACHTMAHR - DIE STRASSE (MATT HART REMIX)
‼️Hocico - FORGOTTEN TEARS
‼️Rotersand - TORN REALITIES
‼️Empathy Test - EMPTY HANDED (ROTERSAND REMIX)
‼️Aesthetic Perfection - SAVE MYSELF (FEAT EMPATHY TEST)
‼️A Life Divided - HEART ON FIRE
‼️Lord Of The Lost - RAINING STARS
‼️EISBRECHER - FAKK
‼️Priest - I BELIEVE IN YOU
‼️IAMX - THE ALTERNATIVE
‼️Editors - PICTURESQUE
‼️Extize - LAWLESS GR**GO
‼️VNV Nation - FEARLESS
‼️Covenant - WE STAND ALONE
COMBICHRIST - SENT US DESTROY
‼️ESA: VS MOAAN EXIS - SPIT
‼️Icon of Coil - PURSUIT
‼️su***de commando - CAUSE OF DEATH: SU***DE
‼️HOCICO - SYMPHONT OF RAGE
‼️ - IN THE END (MARKUS SCHULZ TRIBUTE REMIX)
‼️Tenacious D - WICKED GAME
MENTAL HEALTH --- we ALL can do something. Have awareness for anyone who may be going through a difficult time (yourself and/or others). A kind word / check-in may be more help than you'll know. If you or someone you know is in need of help, reach out, there are people and organisations to help.
▬▬▬▬ YOU ARE NOT ALONE ▬▬▬▬
Mind https://www.mind.org.uk/ // https://www.who.int/health-topics/su***de
https://www.cdc.gov/su***de/prevention
HelpGuide https://www.helpguide.org/articles/su***de-prevention
As difficult as this topic is, let’s bring it out of the shadows, in aim of it not being taboo. The more open discussion we have, the healthier we’ll all be.
Take care of yourselves and each other 🖤
***deprevention
10/11/2023
HOLY YEAH it's belated FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite Industrial Furbs! Today, the mighty Furbichrist and their stompy 2009 album Today We Are All Furbies (FACT)
Which Combichrist songs ignite the worst of your demons like thousands mini-furbies raving under the full moon? BBM has a profound love of All Pain is Gone 🔥
09/11/2023
🎉 New Bat Beat Issue! 🎉
More unchecked News, biased views, awkward Gossip, non-essential merchandising, Bat Beat is going through it all just for YOU! 💯💯💯
Empathy Test is approaching the end of their giant tour with the lovely NITE and we hope they will encounter more gorgeous burritos and crazy creatures before they go go!
Wishing Daniel Graves and the Aesthetic Perfection crew, Lore Jarocinski and Mike Schopf a wonderful big tour with !
Our Resident Prize Sven and his cute little emo gloves will be performing with Zeraphine at the weekend! No new music planned for the 13th year in a row, but new Solar Fake in 2024!
ALIENARE had a new sparkly track out Diamonds and Christmas shows are planned for their Emerald Tour!
Chris Pohl - Blutengel Blutengel is back on mini-tour from this weekend
FrozenPlasma Vasi Vallis is still squatting the top of the DAC charts with their love-drenched hit Let It Rain Love and it’s hard to complain
Church Of Agonoize (Official) is back at songwriting and that makes BBM very happy! Hoping Grendel (band) is doing the same, wink wink
The new kinky secksy Alien Vampires single Return Me to Hell is out!
Skinny Puppy has just started the last leg of their final tour, wishing the most transcendental and safe experience to those who are lucky to attend!
Gared Dirge and his best mates are practicing their best Billy Idol smirk with the brand Lord Of The Lost new cover Shock to the System, one of BBM’s fond memories of the year 1993!
Ludovico Technique Haunted People Limited Edition vinyl looks awesome!
Disclaimers: This post is completely non sponsored and frankly, not solicited either by anyone featured. No copyright infringement intended, for satire and comedy WTF purposes only. All images belong to their rightful owners.
02/11/2023
The Fright Zone! The Fright Zone! 😲
Who else would fight the Evil Horde of Happy Song Lyrics?
Solar Fake su***de commando Rotersand
***decommando
02/11/2023
HELL YEAH it's FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite Aggro Furbs! Today, Furbico and their high-energy 2010 album Tiempos de Furby!
Which Hocico Official songs set you on fire like a barbecued Furby?
01/11/2023
Halloween is over BUT Oh Em Gee! It's a family of AxoLOTLs! 😍
And mini-instruments, yipee!! 😃 Lord Of The Lost
31/10/2023
🦇Happy Halloween little bats! 🦇
Yep, it's that time of the year to check your shed for potential visitation from LacrimosaOfficial Blutengel Chris Pohl Ludovico Technique COLD CAVE The Sisters of Mercy
30/10/2023
What A Goth Wants? Really Cool Stuff! 🦇💋💅
{COSMO GOTH Infomercial}
The Best Make-up Products and some Really Cool Stuff to decolorize your life this Allhallows Eve!
Optional question: Which Goth Star featured is talking in the infomercial?
DAS ICH BAND Chemical Sweet Kid Class Grenayde Lord Of The Lost Ghost Ostfront Octo Crura SynthAttack Kristof Bathory darkTunes
27/10/2023
Play Taboo, Dark Bands Edition, series 1! 😜
It's easy. It's fast-paced. And it's unspeakably fun!
Gather your friends and play this classic party game! Correctly guess as many bands as possible WITHOUT using the taboo words!
More playing cards to be revealed soon! Which bands would you like to play with? Tell us in the comments! 👇👇👇
Lord Of The Lost Project Pitchfork Official Ashbury Heights Nine Inch Nails
26/10/2023
It's already non-GOTH FURBDAY! ❤
BAT BEAT presents their favourite (Gothic) Rock Furbs! Today, The Sisters of Furby and their classic 1987’s album Furbland!
Which songs grace your ears on a regular basis?
22/10/2023
Last day in the Solar Fake UK Tour-verse, Day 4: Hello Bristol!
And what a team Astari Nite and
Auger ( is still smiling, that's a good sign, joined today by the wonderful Dimethoxy
{today's poster inspiration: Peaky Blinders} Crime pays well. The Music Business pays better OK that's a lie).
Wishing a tremendous last day to those involved and the best night of partying Exchange to y'all!
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