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Not morally...But I'm dressed 😂DM for credit...
29/09/2023

Not morally...

But I'm dressed 😂

DM for credit...

I say this s**t just to bug my teenagers...And it works! 😂
14/09/2023

I say this s**t just to bug my teenagers...

And it works! 😂

The accuracy is killing me...I already blew my $50 monthly budget 😂So leave me out of your plans 😆 *...
04/09/2023

The accuracy is killing me...

I already blew my $50 monthly budget 😂

So leave me out of your plans 😆

*xpensive

The Mitch McConnell memes are 🔥🔥🔥Swipe to see another funny one...DM for credit *xdrugsrocknroll
01/09/2023

The Mitch McConnell memes are 🔥🔥🔥

Swipe to see another funny one...

DM for credit

*xdrugsrocknroll

One of the biggest lies I told myself as a child...I'll be a fun adult! What a joke!
30/08/2023

One of the biggest lies I told myself as a child...

I'll be a fun adult! What a joke!



If it did I would have some major coin!
26/08/2023

If it did I would have some major coin!

It's wet and humid. Perfect earthquake weather...Be safe fu***rs.
20/08/2023

It's wet and humid. Perfect earthquake weather...

Be safe fu***rs.

Monday meme dump!
15/08/2023

Monday meme dump!

I can't believe it's already back to school 😭
09/08/2023

I can't believe it's already back to school 😭

Good to know...I might say it anyways 🤣😜
04/08/2023

Good to know...

I might say it anyways 🤣😜

What can I say? I'm a real treat 😁
03/08/2023

What can I say?

I'm a real treat 😁


Packing my bags!!!Cause it's going to be a long trip! 😂
31/07/2023

Packing my bags!!!

Cause it's going to be a long trip! 😂

Seriously. I had plans. I'm so done
30/07/2023

Seriously. I had plans.
I'm so done

I have pretended to be sober before... And I failed 😂
27/07/2023

I have pretended to be sober before...

And I failed 😂


Time to refresh the old lines 🤣
26/07/2023

Time to refresh the old lines 🤣

The accuracy... My poor dog 😂
24/07/2023

The accuracy... My poor dog 😂

Last call for My stories expire in a few hours!!! *xy
21/07/2023

Last call for
My stories expire in a few hours!!!

*xy

Get it while you can! *xy
21/07/2023

Get it while you can!

*xy

I said what I said... Cupcake 🧁
20/07/2023

I said what I said... Cupcake 🧁

I hate summer time. It's too hot to live.
18/07/2023

I hate summer time.

It's too hot to live.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk!
15/07/2023

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk!

Be extra ladies... If they can't handle it. They aren't for you!
12/07/2023

Be extra ladies... If they can't handle it. They aren't for you!

F**k me running up the street without shoes guys. How is this real life?
10/07/2023

F**k me running up the street without shoes guys.

How is this real life?

Could I be any clearer?Creator unknown *x *xinthecityquotes *xinthecitystyle
06/07/2023

Could I be any clearer?

Creator unknown

*x *xinthecityquotes *xinthecitystyle

Sorry not Sorry.
02/07/2023

Sorry not Sorry.

Dead Ass... I'm out. My husband is 41. So I feel like I can say... With certainty. That this is true.
29/06/2023

Dead Ass... I'm out.

My husband is 41. So I feel like I can say... With certainty. That this is true.


Just me... Sucking my own ni**le **le **le
28/06/2023

Just me... Sucking my own ni**le

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This actually made me giggle. You'll have to listen to the jealousy episode to know what I'm talking about 😂 ...
27/06/2023

This actually made me giggle. You'll have to listen to the jealousy episode to know what I'm talking about 😂



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She makes it so easy... Scarlette is so funny 😂 She loves paying with her Dad!!! #toddlersoffacebook #toddlers #funnytoddler #gametime #gameswithdad #iwin #foundit #whichone #pickone #funnyreel #reels #cutetoddlers ##cutevideo #cutetoddler #mykidiscute

Reposted from @ef_ckedpodcast We have some exciting news everyone!!!! We got to sit down with @bobbyvvivid last week and his episode will be dropping August 9th... Unless you're a Patreon member. Patreon subscribers can hear it tomorrow! (Click link in bio to subscribe) . . In our interview @bobbyvvivid gets real about his Life, Relationships and Family. We are so thankful he sat down with us because his insight as a single parent, SW invaluable. We hope you're all just as excited as us! Here is a little sneak peak of his interview. Make sure you check out @bobbyvvivid on Instagram and tik tok and look out for this week's episode! . . #instagramreels #reels #bobbyvvivid #sw #singleparent #singledad #confidence #selfconfidence #tiktok #tiktokcreator #exciting #excitingnews #teaser #sneakpeak ##relationships #reallife #boundaries #blackandwhite #swisrealwork #digitalcreator

Here is a small clip from my podcast! We dropped our religious episode! Check it out! https://open.spotify.com/episode/702BXMBHAVm173LbIxBYjJ?si=nbVmHectSzupWK0WnXWhDg&utm_source=copy-link

I should get a f**king reward for washing my son's socks. . . Let's start with hazard pay! 🤣😂🤢 . . Follow me on tik tok! . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #f**kmomlife #funny #dirtysock #nasty #iwannathankme #hardwork #hazardpay #ifyouknowyouknow #tiktok #followme #explorepage #explore

It's the f**king audacity for me... . . My toddler is a savage! Brynn over @themommylode cracks me up daily! This is one of my favorites... Make sure you're following her! . Follow @themommylode . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #toddlers #toddlersareassholes #toddlersarehard #toddlerlife #toddlersdontcare #funny #funnymeme #hilarious #thiskid #toomuch #explorepage #explore

It's like she hears me say jump instead of what I actually say... . . F**king toddlers man. They have zero chill! My friend Quiana @mommy_scoreboard gets it and makes the funniest memes! You guys have to give her a follow! . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #puddles #toddlerslovepuddles #jump #rainyday #funtimes #ifyouknowyouknow #explorepage #explore

It's like she hears me say jump instead of what I actually say... . . F**king toddlers man. They have zero chill! My friend Quiana @mommy_scoreboard gets it and makes the funniest memes! You guys have to give her a follow! . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #puddles #toddlerslovepuddles #jump #rainyday #funtimes #ifyouknowyouknow #explorepage #explore

He thought!!! . . Between me and the teenagers... That sh*t is gone! My friend Kaleena gets it over @be_kind_of_witty Make sure you're following her! . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #pizza #pizzalover #leftovers #ifyouknowyouknow #coldpizza #yummy #marriage #married #explorepage✨ #explorepage #explore

This was me yesterday... . . Plot Twist... He took my apology🤣🤣 @alyceoneword Thank you for this... I needed the laugh today!!!! . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #jimcarrey #funnymeme #husbandandwife #appoligize #ifyouknowyouknow #forgiveme #explorepage #explore

My check engine light has been on since I bought the car... . . And I don't give a f**k! I need my retail therapy! Priscilla @bonjourbitchesblog gets it! Make sure you're following her! . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #retailtherapy #checkenginelight #checkengine #ifyouknowyouknow #ihaveissues #funny #funnyreels #follow #explorepage #explore

Why is he like this?! . . I swear to God!!! I need a nanny cam to prove I tell him everything 🤣😄 Alyce gets it! Make sure you're following her! @alyceoneword @alyceoneword . . Follow @alyceoneword . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #f**kina #thisguy #husbands #realtalk #reallife #men #relatable #relationships #ifyouknowyouknow #explorepage #explore

This is so relatable it actually hurts!!🤣😂 . . Danielle @outofcontrolparental cracks me up! Make sure you're following her! Her page is one of my favorites!!! . . Follow @outofcontrolparental . . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #sorelatable #momlife #schoolpickup #dropoff #relatable #ifyouknowyouknow #explorepage #explore

Get outta my way bitches ... 🤣😂 . . Make sure you're following Brynn over @kiss_my_memes She is f**king funny and her page is perfection! . #fml #fmlisalifestyle #beingamomisf**ked #chefskiss #relatable #meme #reel #following #ifyouknowyouknow #penguin #explorepage

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