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The Idiots Catalog The Idiots Catalog is a weekly podcast all about satirical invention ideas.

This week we are joined by comedian Alex Pavone to go over some spicy inventions including a service for riding horses a...
14/09/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Alex Pavone to go over some spicy inventions including a service for riding horses around a city and not to have s*x with them, movie theater spotlights to help with the scary parts of a movie, a shower peg leg for washing your feet easier, athletic shoes that you can change depending on what sport you are playing and so much more!

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This week we have our 100 episode special so we are joined again by our old cohost Mia Faith Hammond! We go over some wa...
06/09/2023

This week we have our 100 episode special so we are joined again by our old cohost Mia Faith Hammond! We go over some wacky ideas including ni**le tassels that look like nursing babies, a pumice stone that is also a phone case, a cigarette lighter that works off a magnifying glass, and so much more!

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This week we had comedian Anthony DeVito on to go over some insane invention concepts including a walker that you can us...
30/08/2023

This week we had comedian Anthony DeVito on to go over some insane invention concepts including a walker that you can use to play basketball when you are older, a bombardier scope for p**ping, a plug to save up all your farts for when you are in a safe space and so much more!

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This week we are joined by comedian Jeff Scheen. We go over some wild ideas including a couch sluice to find gold, a roo...
23/08/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Jeff Scheen. We go over some wild ideas including a couch sluice to find gold, a room in movie theaters just for the teens, a pocket water fountain attachment, and an automatic avocado peeler. we also figure out how to keep deodorant from staining your clothes.

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!









This week we have comedian Tayler Yarish on to go over some insane concepts including a toaster that's a bigot, self wal...
17/08/2023

This week we have comedian Tayler Yarish on to go over some insane concepts including a toaster that's a bigot, self walking shoes, a paint roller belt, lasers that punish those who get up too early at the end of a flight, and so much more!

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Spencer Wright to go over some crazy inventions including but not limited to, Thicke...
09/08/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Spencer Wright to go over some crazy inventions including but not limited to, Thicker shoulder pads for professors, a smell sniper scope, a vibe checker to tell what a party is like before you go, a parenting calculator to help give your kids what they need, and we figure out who is coolest in highschool.

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian John Kennedy to go over some real wacky inventions including but not limited too: A ...
03/08/2023

This week we are joined by comedian John Kennedy to go over some real wacky inventions including but not limited too: A gun holster for your groin so when someone asks, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" its always a gun, A uber that will also drive your car home for you when you are drunk, steaks that come with the toothpick already inside, an eyelid sensor to turn off TV if you fall asleep so you don't miss a thing, and way to tell which white boys got invited to the cookout.

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are join by friend, and comedian Tony Sykowski! We have a lot of ideas of how to make farm life easier, inc...
26/07/2023

This week we are join by friend, and comedian Tony Sykowski! We have a lot of ideas of how to make farm life easier, including a multi utter cow milker, a rabbit distraction to get them away from your crops, a convertible tractor for going from field to road driving and we even figure out how to make the most out of your bug bites.

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Jake Velazquez to go over some silly invention ideas including a shirt that lets you...
20/07/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Jake Velazquez to go over some silly invention ideas including a shirt that lets you hide your gum so that no one will ask for a piece, designer bibs to keep food off your shirt but make you look cool doing it, treadmill shoes so you can run in place, and a thigh addon to keep your legs off the toilet seat. We also figure out how to sleep standing up!

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by Comedian Jack Finnegan to go over some more insane invention ideas including a wig gun, a dat...
12/07/2023

This week we are joined by Comedian Jack Finnegan to go over some more insane invention ideas including a wig gun, a dating service that measures your junk size and matches you with someone compatible, a tattoo that looks like skin to cover up your old tattoo, a rocking chair that rocks itself, concrete that smells nice, and we figure out how to go barefoot outside when the ground is disgusting!

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Becca Harris! The inventions we flying on this episode. We has restaurant that has n...
06/07/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Becca Harris! The inventions we flying on this episode. We has restaurant that has no cups only long straws that zig zag through the building, emergency vehicle lights for none emergency vehicles, clothing bundles in stores so you can buy a matching wardrobe all at once and a way to go fishing in your own fish bowl. We also put an end to car crashes for forever.

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!

This week we had on comedian and friend Ashton Womack for another spicy episode of idiocy. We talk about underwater book...
28/06/2023

This week we had on comedian and friend Ashton Womack for another spicy episode of idiocy. We talk about underwater book covers so you can read while scuba diving, s*x toy phone attachments, VR videogames that make you feel real pain, a brail conveyor belt so blind people can watch foreign films, clothes to make perverts think twice when they check you out and so much more!

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Gabe Mollica to go over some more wacky invention ideas. We talk about the self clea...
22/06/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Gabe Mollica to go over some more wacky invention ideas. We talk about the self cleaning blender, a Groupon app that doesnt allow you to be friends afterwards, food that expands like a sponge to get you fuller faster, cars that can refuel while driving, a sound proof box for opening snacks in a movie theater and so much more! we also invent a solution for Charlie getting food on his new pants.

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We return this week with a bit of a shorter episode featuring comedian Alden Skeadas. We get crazy with these inventions...
16/06/2023

We return this week with a bit of a shorter episode featuring comedian Alden Skeadas. We get crazy with these inventions including knee spikes to keep your legs from closing and getting sweaty, a fake arm to lure mosquitoes in and then spring a bug zapper trap on them, a service that will drop pianos near you to save and awkward conversation, and energy drinks that put you to sleep instead of waking you up. We also solve the problems of being sweaty, having to pay attention at shows, and figure out a way to tell if your pressure in your guts is a p**p or a fart!

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!

This week we are joined by comedian Brendan Sagalow. Its a hot episode right out of the gate we talk about elevator triv...
31/05/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Brendan Sagalow. Its a hot episode right out of the gate we talk about elevator trivia so you don't have to endure elevator conversations, we talk about a chiropractor machine, Amazon packages that disappear when you open them so you get the thrill of a new package but dont have to find a place to store the new thing, and military spike battle balls!

Listen to the full episode here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2USPw3WtEFMdxU5LsHmNjJ?si=xEs0SwC_Rfich5AGhZZVYw

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This week we have on comedian Mary Martin. Its a very s*xual podcast episode with inventions like the Cum Gun and the Cu...
24/05/2023

This week we have on comedian Mary Martin. Its a very s*xual podcast episode with inventions like the Cum Gun and the Cum Gum but we also have some non s*xual ones too like a service where you can pay for celebrity gossip, or romantic carriage rides with carts pulled by rodents, or an app that helps you kill moments of awkward silence, and lastly a pizza guillotine so you always get that perfect slice ration.

Listen to full episode here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3QYeP7sGDa22sq1a9Hg1Nw?si=EuHdnIkmSTaEV_eeJXfI0w%0A

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This week we are joined by friend and comedian Jeffrey Emerson. Jeffery has a bone to pick with phones so we come up wit...
17/05/2023

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Jeffrey Emerson. Jeffery has a bone to pick with phones so we come up with all kinds of phone based inventions including a pair of glasses with mirrors so you can look at your phone without developing scoliosis, and a phone too big for one person to hold. We also talk about a coffee pot that doubles as an alarm clock, a pair of shoes that make it look like a bunch of foot prints, and a bank for mugging so that to muggers can go get your money there instead of hassling you on the street.

Full Episode Link:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Lj56Xxcse55l4AHj02zS4?si=lGlUFyp9SxGNcMb8toaUWw

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This week we are joined by comedian and writer for the Daily Show Randall Otis. We have some hot inventions ideas includ...
10/05/2023

This week we are joined by comedian and writer for the Daily Show Randall Otis. We have some hot inventions ideas including a hearing aid that goes in your nose for smells, a beer drinking hat that is a little more discreet, a sports bras for your testicles, Vi**ra that looks cool when you do it, a tandem umbrella, and a frozen coat that thaws during the day to keep you cool and then warm at night.

Full episode here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6eBdCVHpghvVuC9GhKSuJ0?si=T6cHe8QQTn2HdrLno2HIkw

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Thanks for listening!









This week we have comedian Aaron McCann on as a guest and get into some saucy inventions. We talk about a beer that will...
05/05/2023

This week we have comedian Aaron McCann on as a guest and get into some saucy inventions. We talk about a beer that will make sure you dont get too drunk, a pill to make healthy food taste good, a pocket mirror to point out and save your privacy in a public toilet stall, a moat in a movie theater that you can use as a bathroom so you dont miss any of the action, and a database to find some ones relationship baggage when you first start dating them. We also come up with a solution for when you dont have anything to rest your feet on.

Full episode here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1zdlQ5T1ru8T5dwvMtX64Z?si=kHE8qh8VTnudYDEzbNUaoA

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Thanks for listening!








Hey everyone! This week we have comedian Julia Kastner on, and we get crazy with these inventions. We talk about a condo...
30/04/2023

Hey everyone! This week we have comedian Julia Kastner on, and we get crazy with these inventions. We talk about a condom with a zipper GROSS! a way to protect yourself from cooking grease, a squatty potty that gets you some more height, a pillow that will whisper sweat nothings to you and so much more!

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This week we are joined by Comedian Brittany Cardwell. Brittany tell us about an invention her dad made that was a toile...
19/04/2023

This week we are joined by Comedian Brittany Cardwell. Brittany tell us about an invention her dad made that was a toilet that pulled stink out of it. We also get into some invention ideas of our own including a coffin that shoots confetti, a suit you can wear for doing yoga, a device to help when your mind starts to spiral, and a new ways to travel in the air that are better than first class, and we talk about motorcycles that you can lay down on.

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No episode this week, Charlie and Leland were traveling but we will be back next week with some tingly inventions.
13/04/2023

No episode this week, Charlie and Leland were traveling but we will be back next week with some tingly inventions.

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Charles Engle. We have a wacky bunch of inventions including game control...
06/04/2023

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Charles Engle. We have a wacky bunch of inventions including game controllers made out of sponges, doorbell ringtones, a pants zipper that will stop from zipping up in case of emergency, cactus climbing pads and so much more!

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This week we are joined once again by our friend and comedian Ben Miller. We had a great time breaking down the science ...
30/03/2023

This week we are joined once again by our friend and comedian Ben Miller. We had a great time breaking down the science of our invention ideas including, a belt for scientists to carry their beakers, a man that will come write your dreams for you, a suit you can wear so you are never cold coming out of the shower, and a dating app which will tell you some ones bad traits ahead of time so you don't have to find out after dating them!

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28/03/2023

This is Awesome.

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Emily Walsh. This was such a fun episode, we talk about all kinds of thin...
22/03/2023

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Emily Walsh. This was such a fun episode, we talk about all kinds of things including an armored surfboard, a dating app that matches you based on google searches, a public swimming tube to rent in the city, a beanbag toilet, and housing made out of rats. We also figure out some inventions for testing the strength of coffee, and getting your chip out of dip when it has broken off.

You can listen here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/58Y5nLnrPq2n3Fb7A0bHfk?si=wVk9Rp4hSciogSTnwYdpuA

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Ryan Erwin. We talk about the ever expanding Frisby, a toilet scrubbing boot, mobile...
16/03/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Ryan Erwin. We talk about the ever expanding Frisby, a toilet scrubbing boot, mobile arm rests to carry your arms on the go, a cage to help you stay safe while driving, and real life emojis. We also figure out how to stop your pocket from calling people or taking pictures on your phone.

You can listen here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2ivHua5DOfVfOpZmtIVBwR?si=WBe1hp20SjKaxTSc4g07aQ

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Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Christiana Jackson. We go over some pretty wacky inventions including a belt for che...
11/03/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Christiana Jackson. We go over some pretty wacky inventions including a belt for checking your pants size, a s*x toy plunger, advertising on dogs, a neck plate, and a way to catch your soup before it runs all over your t**s.

listen here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3hj1sayUs3sYRzQFJ4UzQT?si=rCqA52RuRM6lb-VnmGgOuQ&app_destination=copy-link

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This week we are joined by our friend Deno DeMartino. Dino has some wacky invention ideas based on characters that he ma...
03/03/2023

This week we are joined by our friend Deno DeMartino. Dino has some wacky invention ideas based on characters that he made up and their specific needs, like a sandwich counter to make sure you know when you have eaten your one sandwich of the day. Charlie and Leland have some fun ideas too, like a bomb fuse based on guacamole, a better way to make friends when you are on the street and a dream recorder that helps fill in the blanks from half remembered dreams.

Listen here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/34DmjLIDsdcYXRIpXUoUHL?si=ao2QO_eFTUSAJC-rZ_iHWA

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

You can reach us at [email protected]

Thanks for listening!









This week we are joined by comedian Wendy Steiner. Wendy brings us some interesting inventions including a couple app id...
22/02/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Wendy Steiner. Wendy brings us some interesting inventions including a couple app ideas, one for helping pick movies with your partner and one for keeping you from telling the same story to your friends over and over again. Leland and Charlie also come with some spicy inventions, like a toilet that flushes and makes a shower better or Train ASMR.

You can listen here:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4qKjElx8D2xePeoNoAPhzz?si=aezDPpA9TjawNl1HfhCRaw

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And if you want to email us any questions, inventions of your own, or problems you want us to solve with inventions

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Thanks for listening!









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