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The Idiots Catalog is a weekly podcast all about satirical invention ideas.

14/09/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Alex Pavone to go over some spicy inventions including a service for riding horses around a city and not to have s*x with them, movie theater spotlights to help with the scary parts of a movie, a shower peg leg for washing your feet easier, athletic shoes that you can change depending on what sport you are playing and so much more!

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06/09/2023

This week we have our 100 episode special so we are joined again by our old cohost Mia Faith Hammond! We go over some wacky ideas including ni**le tassels that look like nursing babies, a pumice stone that is also a phone case, a cigarette lighter that works off a magnifying glass, and so much more!

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30/08/2023

This week we had comedian Anthony DeVito on to go over some insane invention concepts including a walker that you can use to play basketball when you are older, a bombardier scope for p**ping, a plug to save up all your farts for when you are in a safe space and so much more!

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23/08/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Jeff Scheen. We go over some wild ideas including a couch sluice to find gold, a room in movie theaters just for the teens, a pocket water fountain attachment, and an automatic avocado peeler. we also figure out how to keep deodorant from staining your clothes.

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17/08/2023

This week we have comedian Tayler Yarish on to go over some insane concepts including a toaster that's a bigot, self walking shoes, a paint roller belt, lasers that punish those who get up too early at the end of a flight, and so much more!

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Thanks for listening!

09/08/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Spencer Wright to go over some crazy inventions including but not limited to, Thicker shoulder pads for professors, a smell sniper scope, a vibe checker to tell what a party is like before you go, a parenting calculator to help give your kids what they need, and we figure out who is coolest in highschool.

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03/08/2023

This week we are joined by comedian John Kennedy to go over some real wacky inventions including but not limited too: A gun holster for your groin so when someone asks, "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" its always a gun, A uber that will also drive your car home for you when you are drunk, steaks that come with the toothpick already inside, an eyelid sensor to turn off TV if you fall asleep so you don't miss a thing, and way to tell which white boys got invited to the cookout.

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Thanks for listening!

26/07/2023

This week we are join by friend, and comedian Tony Sykowski! We have a lot of ideas of how to make farm life easier, including a multi utter cow milker, a rabbit distraction to get them away from your crops, a convertible tractor for going from field to road driving and we even figure out how to make the most out of your bug bites.

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20/07/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Jake Velazquez to go over some silly invention ideas including a shirt that lets you hide your gum so that no one will ask for a piece, designer bibs to keep food off your shirt but make you look cool doing it, treadmill shoes so you can run in place, and a thigh addon to keep your legs off the toilet seat. We also figure out how to sleep standing up!

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12/07/2023

This week we are joined by Comedian Jack Finnegan to go over some more insane invention ideas including a wig gun, a dating service that measures your junk size and matches you with someone compatible, a tattoo that looks like skin to cover up your old tattoo, a rocking chair that rocks itself, concrete that smells nice, and we figure out how to go barefoot outside when the ground is disgusting!

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06/07/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Becca Harris! The inventions we flying on this episode. We has restaurant that has no cups only long straws that zig zag through the building, emergency vehicle lights for none emergency vehicles, clothing bundles in stores so you can buy a matching wardrobe all at once and a way to go fishing in your own fish bowl. We also put an end to car crashes for forever.

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28/06/2023

This week we had on comedian and friend Ashton Womack for another spicy episode of idiocy. We talk about underwater book covers so you can read while scuba diving, s*x toy phone attachments, VR videogames that make you feel real pain, a brail conveyor belt so blind people can watch foreign films, clothes to make perverts think twice when they check you out and so much more!

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22/06/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Gabe Mollica to go over some more wacky invention ideas. We talk about the self cleaning blender, a Groupon app that doesnt allow you to be friends afterwards, food that expands like a sponge to get you fuller faster, cars that can refuel while driving, a sound proof box for opening snacks in a movie theater and so much more! we also invent a solution for Charlie getting food on his new pants.

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16/06/2023

We return this week with a bit of a shorter episode featuring comedian Alden Skeadas. We get crazy with these inventions including knee spikes to keep your legs from closing and getting sweaty, a fake arm to lure mosquitoes in and then spring a bug zapper trap on them, a service that will drop pianos near you to save and awkward conversation, and energy drinks that put you to sleep instead of waking you up. We also solve the problems of being sweaty, having to pay attention at shows, and figure out a way to tell if your pressure in your guts is a p**p or a fart!

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Thanks for listening!

31/05/2023

This week we are joined by comedian Brendan Sagalow. Its a hot episode right out of the gate we talk about elevator trivia so you don't have to endure elevator conversations, we talk about a chiropractor machine, Amazon packages that disappear when you open them so you get the thrill of a new package but dont have to find a place to store the new thing, and military spike battle balls!

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/2USPw3WtEFMdxU5LsHmNjJ?si=xEs0SwC_Rfich5AGhZZVYw

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Thanks for listening!

24/05/2023

This week we have on comedian Mary Martin. Its a very s*xual podcast episode with inventions like the Cum Gun and the Cum Gum but we also have some non s*xual ones too like a service where you can pay for celebrity gossip, or romantic carriage rides with carts pulled by rodents, or an app that helps you kill moments of awkward silence, and lastly a pizza guillotine so you always get that perfect slice ration.

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/3QYeP7sGDa22sq1a9Hg1Nw?si=EuHdnIkmSTaEV_eeJXfI0w%0A

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17/05/2023

This week we are joined by friend and comedian Jeffrey Emerson. Jeffery has a bone to pick with phones so we come up with all kinds of phone based inventions including a pair of glasses with mirrors so you can look at your phone without developing scoliosis, and a phone too big for one person to hold. We also talk about a coffee pot that doubles as an alarm clock, a pair of shoes that make it look like a bunch of foot prints, and a bank for mugging so that to muggers can go get your money there instead of hassling you on the street.

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Lj56Xxcse55l4AHj02zS4?si=lGlUFyp9SxGNcMb8toaUWw

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Thanks for listening!

10/05/2023

This week we are joined by comedian and writer for the Daily Show Randall Otis. We have some hot inventions ideas including a hearing aid that goes in your nose for smells, a beer drinking hat that is a little more discreet, a sports bras for your testicles, Vi**ra that looks cool when you do it, a tandem umbrella, and a frozen coat that thaws during the day to keep you cool and then warm at night.

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https://open.spotify.com/episode/6eBdCVHpghvVuC9GhKSuJ0?si=T6cHe8QQTn2HdrLno2HIkw

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