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Rain City Jerks podcast turns 40 episodes old and is looking a little long in the tooth.
Comedy bu****it and hippie nonsense is on tap as usual. We explore the legend of the last Blockbuster video and debate sleeping positions. Should you sleep on floor? Yeah, do it. It's definitely not just a meme.
Rain City Jerks, enriched with 12 vitamins and minerals
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The Jerks are joined by Duane Wright, Seattle comic and future version of themselves to talk Olde Seattle haunts and Buddhist mysticism.
Duane wants to jump back into the dating pool after a long layoff so Jack and Jay do what they do best: dating advice for weirdos.
Described by our listener Graham Yearling as the best episode yet!
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Is this the manliest episode yet? Greg Beachler () bulldozes into the jerk lair to talk about real dude stuff: swinging kettelbells, hunting with falcons, and life as a warlord on the Central Asian steppe.
Greg shares his insights from 8 years in stand-up comedy and Jack hates gated communities (still). Jay muses on genociding microscopic humans.
All this plus lots of jokes that none of us laugh at. That's where you come in.
Get simple and then get sinister with the Rain City Jerks!
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Is it safe? NEVER! Jerks alumni Bernice Larson is back to talk about her s**tty religion and her s**tty job.
Bernice has an old lady name and she's not the only one. Jack loves roller skating (still) and drugs (still). Jay's girlfriend is an old school internet celebrity. Forced vasectomies and the joy of H.O.A.
All this, PLUS! What do Jews actually eat?
Look upon my Jerks, ye mighty, and tremble
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Dane Hesseldahl has lived long enough to see man made horrors beyond comprehension and he's here to talk about it. Dane talks beavers, drugs, and the lost tradition of finding p***o magazines.
Jay believes in sentient AI and Jack things AI should be used for generating funny pictures. A contentious debate ensues about the origin of furries. Our podcast is better than the Obama/Springsteen podcast: fact.
Pour yourself a midori sour and listen to Rain City Jerks!
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Zahnae returns to the jerk lair to spill the beans, err, mustard, about origami, pets with human names, and the 'W***e Jacket' look.
Jack and Jay have made regrettable facial hair choices, Zahnae fudges the numbers on her bodycount, and we roll out a new segment where the guests give us compliments. Totally something secure podcast hosts do.
All this PLUS! COMING SOON! A lime seltzer taste test you WON'T want to miss.
Hot Jerk Summer is in full effect
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The Jerks are at it again! Jay got arrested so guest jerks and .green are here to tear it up. Bernice talks about escaping Mormonism to be president of the UW comedy club.
Tune in to hear about pox parties, pipe bombs, and the merits of charcoal toothpaste (bentonite clay is better). Plus, a rundown of the 7 deadly sins; bet we can hit all of them in an hour.
Rain City Jerks, a disease of the mind!
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Seattle comedy legend and renaissance man Derek Sheen takes Rain City Jerks by storm. Is he funny? Yeah. Can he play guitar? Yes but not while being funny. Can he cook? His grandpa (finally) thinks so.
We get down to the nitty gritty about the grueling road to longevity in comedy and why New York will make you funnier plus a frank discussion about who wore it better: Charlie Chaplin or Hi**er?
Rain City Jerks, now with lime!
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Seattle's comic laureate of paint huffing humor Quinn Fitzgerald is back! He sits down with the Jerks for a deep dive into the intricacies of pizza dough and of course, huffing paint.
We talk about dumb nerd s**t again like pinball and model trains. Jay is obsessed with super hero genitalia and Jack f***s with people in traffic.
Jack and Quinn take gravity b**g hits before this one, maybe you can tell.
Tune into the Rain City Jerks podcast, we're not like the other girls.
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Are you ready to get barefoot and pregnant? Youtube star Alexa Malyn Stanton visits the Jerk-cave to talk Michigan, her unconventional start in stand up comedy, and going viral with her series barefoot and pregnant.
Jack likes clown girls. And goth girl. And horse girls. And goblin girls...
Jay likes caviar...f**king snob.
Plus, why you should put silver in your nose.
All this and MORE on the Rain City Jerks
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Barefoot and Pregnant on YouTube:
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Get used to working in a booth, kid!
Seattle comedy royalty Timmy Booth showed up to the cast to talk turkey and Truffle (his dog).
Timmy talks about growing up with Olde Time Religion and how he came out of it (seemingly) unscathed.
We delve into the simple pleasures of trough urination and the mystery of iced urinals. Timmy used to work at ebaumsworld and i'm fanboying over that more than a little.
Tune in now and swear fealty to the Rain City Jerks!
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We made it to episode 20 and this one will put hair on your chest. The jerks examine the soul of Seattle: technocratic city on the hill or seedy Gomorrah full of geese and homeless? Why not both?
Jack talks sugar shacks and sugar mamas while Jay prefers sour women and bitter liqueurs. Jack thinks he's hot s**t for cooking hot soup but Jay thinks we're all trash.
Want merch? We got stickers. Drop a DM and we'll hook you up.
Rain City Jerks Podcast, look upon our works, ye mighty, and despair!
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Jacks got some gripes. Starts with a coffee mishap and continues with complaints about new park regulations. The Jerks are light ice in their beverage kinda guys. Jack gets into it with a DORK in the comments on IG about the new regulations. Jack wonders if he's part of the problem at Green lake. Jay had someone steal his joke. Pastry Jokes. Jacks getting merch made and stickers are on the way! Jack wants nukes. Please reach out to us through social media. Jack talks about doing toad venom. Jay did freebase. Would having no legs get The Jerks more bookings? + MORE MORE MORE
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HOW many days in a madhouse? Zahnae Aquino () checks herself into the madhouse that is the Rain City Jerks podcast to talk about her meteoric rise in seattle comedy, giving a Ted Talk (really), and her transition from nerd to cool kid (she's still a nerd)
Like discussion of bodily functions and p***c grooming? You came to the right place: we talk vag, we talk peen, and we definitely dive into the b-hole. Simultaneously grosser and not as gross as you'd expect.
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Strap on the ol' podcast feedbag cuz this one's a barnburner!
Episode 17 of Rain City Jerks is live and we brought company. Leonora Russell joins us to talk plant medicine, failures in animal husbandry, and her career as a social worker. Did she steal babies? Probably.
Get in on the ground floor because we're going to the moon!
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Coming as a surprise to nobody, the jerks have done a lot of psychedelics: DMT, L*D, mushrooms, mescaline, salvia, and the original high, closing your eyes and rubbing them to get sick colors.
We talk about good trips, bad trips, and how to get there. Jay talks about his psychedelic drug days being behind him and Jack is probably on psychedelics right now.
Dissolve a tab of L*D on your tongue and strap in for Rain City Jerks.
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Headliner and sneakerhead Monica Nevi ( ) stops by and all hell breaks loose. Delicious discussion of fresh kicks and Applebee's succulent riblets paired with revolting commentary on pimple popping, earwax, and massage inside the mouth.
Plus, is it the real Monica or just a hologram?
Get to the bottom of it with Rain City Jerks!
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Mondays were made for suffering! Suffer along with the jerks as we delve into the nature of suffering and also talk about dicks. Jack was a randy radio DJ and aspires to be an 'uncle for hire'. Jay vomits up nostalgia for carnival rides and mail order vocational training tapes.
The Jerks are back with to their old tricks in episode 14, the suffering episode, wherever fine podcasts are sold.
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The Jerks join forces with former Seattle comic and current rising star . We talk masturbatory habits, Catan strategies, gun ownership, and trace Hans' journey across the comedy hellscape to to the golden land of "making it".
Strap in for your weekly dose of Rain City Jerks.
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Riding the world's wildest roller coasters is thrilling enough, but would you do it while tripping on L*D? Comedian Reece Green (.green ) joins the Jerks to talk coasters and his time as a pro baseball player in Australia. Plus, I spill oatmilk all over my t**s.
For your listening pleasure, Rain City Jerks, episode 12!
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Three Jerks are better than two! Seattle comedy stalwart Quinn Fitzgerald ( ) joins us to talk about the finer things in life and by the finer things I mean Cheez-Its.
We talk Seattle comedy gossip, sandwich etymology, and actually laugh at each others jokes for once.
Probably our best cast yet! Live Now!
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Start February off with a banger of an episode from the Rain City Jerks! Jay learns that the secret to beating covid is trash reality tv. Advice on dating and how to survive being hunted by rich guys with samurai swords. Can a polar bear beat a walrus? Can a bull beat a cowboy at poker? Listen and learn friends.
Rain City Jerks episode 9!
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Did you know that the Rain City Jerks podcast is the only CDC approved treatment for both coronavirus AND a**l leakage?
We bring in comedian Erik Escobar to plumb the depths of lumpia, the world's biggest pinball machine, and the best workouts for aging weirdos. Plus, you won't BELIEVE where Jay got acupuncture.
Episode 8! Get it before we're forced onto the dark web
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Celebrate MLK day in style with the Rain City Jerks, episode 7 streaming now on your favorite platforms, also available in VHS and Betamax
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Start your week off right with the Rain City Jerks! We're joined by special guest, comedy force of nature Paul Curry to discuss Krampus Kulture, open warfare at the farmers market, acid fueled DnD, and swee sweet depression naps.
Episode 6 for your listening pleasure
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