Mongu Update News

14/02/2024

*Advise to all Men*

1. You cannot settle all financial expenses in one day. Those who did are stressfully sick and some are buried already.

2. Please create time to rest, it is not a sin to sit down , put up your legs on the table and pick popcorn whilst reading a book or just relaxing

3. Please sleep if need be; that headache will go. Those who refuse to take vacation, or leave, or time out or rest time, their families are missing them because they have gone untimely to their maker.

4. Stop taking sedatives to sleep, you are destroying your brain and organs. At a point you will begin to forget things. Relax the brain , worry less, think less, laugh more , smile more. Everything will pass with time.

5. Sometimes go and sit outside quietly on your own, do nothing say nothing , just admire God's handiwork, breathe in fresh air calmly. Hurry not.

6. Stand by your mirror smile to yourself, laugh , dance, sing, that turns on a positive aura around you so you can glow.

7. Go buy yourself a snack or two with drink if you choose to do so. Just do something for yourself, so you offload the things in your head.

8. If you are not feeling well say it , do something about it, go to health centre, hospital or call a nearby nurse, do not sit around, your life matters .

9. Check your blood pressure and sugar level occasionally, whether you are sick or not. It has saved a lot of men in the past. Trust me on this.

Remember to share with all the men you love and let them enjoy life in good health and abundance.

Gentlemen this is a reminder to all of you.

You are important and must take care of yourself *

*Advise to all Men*

11/02/2024

On Saturday 10th February, 2024 we appeared on Liseli Radio on their Breakfast show entitled The Talking Space.

This is part of our routine to bring the fraternity up to speed each time parliament opens or closes. The purpose is to bring the fraternity up to speed on the Developmental Programmes that are planned in our region and those that are on-going.
We also informed the listeners on the issues that are likely to come up in Parliament and we encourage the fraternity to put across to their MPs those issues that they as represented people would wish are raised in Parliament.

On this occassion we emphasised how this New Dawn Government was determined to address the issue of poverty in the Province. We highlighted the major planned and ongoing projects as being.
1. Work on the Katunda- Tate Yoyo was likely to commence during this quarter. The successful contractor has already been identified
2. The Katunda-Lukulu- Watopa Road was part of the RDA Workplan for 2024 to do a Design and Rehabilitation which would determine the cost and what needs to be done to bring it to bituminous standard
3. Work on the Namushakende to Nalikwanda Lot 17 which was a 156.7 Kilonetres stretch had commenced
4. The works by Western Power to put a Power Station in Sioma would commence and if this happened the Project was likely to employ 3000. The PPA with ZSCO has since been signed
5.The works to develop Kalumwange Farm Block would commence in earnest with vehicles having been procured
6. The Works in Sioma to establish the Timber Exchange would commence with the groundwork having been put in motion following our recent visit to the area
7. Rehabilitation works at both Mongu and Kalabo Airports had started
8. The vaccinations of cattle in Western Province would continue to protect them from the disease burden
9. The project to commence the building of the twenty two secondary schools would be launched this month

Credit: Western Province Minister

08/02/2024

11/01/2024

*OFFICIAL NOTICE TO ALL TEACHERS - (9/01/2024)*

BETUZ wishes to inform all Teachers of Mathematics, Science and Technology that the *Teaching Service Commission (TSC) in partnership with the Seychelles Government* will be conducting interviews for teachers of Mathematics, Science and Technology, particularly those interested to work in Seychelles on contractual basis - renewable every 2 years depending on performance. These interviews will commence tomorrow Wednesday, the 10th of January to Thursday, the 11th of January, 2024.

Interested Teachers in Lusaka, are invited to attend the said interviews at the TSC Secretariat, while Teachers from distant provinces are advised to submit their scanned qualifications to the following Emails in readiness for a virtual interview by TSC;

[email protected] or
[email protected]

Chisala Obby Michael
*Director - Public and International Relations - BETUZ* (0977714473)

*FOR GS - BETUZ*
*SINKALA HENRY*
(0977512427)
Note: Copied

11/10/2023

PDF police recruitment available now.

06/10/2023

S*x interruption kills Kabompo man

THE pain of failing to enjaculate during s*x has led to the death of a man in the rural district of Kabompo in Northwestern Province.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=649567050647394&id=100067823136380&mibextid=Nif5oz

Sources close to the matter told that one Shadreck Mumema, aged 36 could not bare the shame of facing the world with a full tank in his trousers.

In a bid to empty his tanks, Mumema managed to negotiate his way inside the chitenge and petticoat of one village woman identified as Ruth Chinoya just behind his house around 10:00 hours yesterday.

But as Mumema was busy trying to pound his way to glory land, his wife appeared behind their house and caught him red-handed sweating naked behind the bent over Ruth.

By all accounts, the sudden uninvited appearance of his wife at his scene of pleasure interrupted his ultimate goal to empty his tanks leaving him frustrated and his pipe of pleasure shrunk like a little carrot.

In frustration, Mumema attempted to kill himself with pesticide and some rope in the house, but this failed to kill him.

Determined to be an ancestor, Mumema ran into the bush where he managed to get some tree fibre which he weaved into a rope and hang himself.

And even in death, he achieved his goal as he was found tongue out and sermen shooting from his private members as confirmed by Northwestern Province Police Commanding Officer Dennis Moola.

The Northwestern police boss told that Mumema's su***de was reported to Kabompo Central Police by his brother-in-law, Zebron Kambembe.

Moola explained that when his officers visited the su***de scene,they found Mumema's body hanging by the neck to a branch of a tree tied with tree fibre and his feet touching the ground.

"Upon physical inspection, he was found with semen on his ge****ls and the tongue was protruding from his mouth. No physical injuries were observed and no foul play suggested," Moola stated.
Credit: Kalemba

S*x interruption kills Kabompo man

THE pain of failing to enjaculate during s*x has led to the death of a man in the rural district of Kabompo in Northwestern Province.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=649567050647394&id=100067823136380&mibextid=Nif5oz

Sources close to the matter told that one Shadreck Mumema, aged 36 could not bare the shame of facing the world with a full tank in his trousers.

In a bid to empty his tanks, Mumema managed to negotiate his way inside the chitenge and petticoat of one village woman identified as Ruth Chinoya just behind his house around 10:00 hours yesterday.

But as Mumema was busy trying to pound his way to glory land, his wife appeared behind their house and caught him red-handed sweating naked behind the bent over Ruth.

By all accounts, the sudden uninvited appearance of his wife at his scene of pleasure interrupted his ultimate goal to empty his tanks leaving him frustrated and his pipe of pleasure shrunk like a little carrot.

In frustration, Mumema attempted to kill himself with pesticide and some rope in the house, but this failed to kill him.

Determined to be an ancestor, Mumema ran into the bush where he managed to get some tree fibre which he weaved into a rope and hang himself.

And even in death, he achieved his goal as he was found tongue out and sermen shooting from his private members as confirmed by Northwestern Province Police Commanding Officer Dennis Moola.

The Northwestern police boss told that Mumema's su***de was reported to Kabompo Central Police by his brother-in-law, Zebron Kambembe.

Moola explained that when his officers visited the su***de scene,they found Mumema's body hanging by the neck to a branch of a tree tied with tree fibre and his feet touching the ground.

"Upon physical inspection, he was found with semen on his ge****ls and the tongue was protruding from his mouth. No physical injuries were observed and no foul play suggested," Moola stated.

Moola said Mumema's body body had since been deposited at Kabompo in District Hospital Mortuary awaiting.

By Buumba Mwitumwa

Kalemba October 5, 2023

05/10/2023

SAD!
Young couple commit su***de after failing to have children for years.

A six-year childless marriage has ended in death for a young couple of Chama District in Eastern Province.

Patson Chabinga aged 28 and his 20-year old wife, Busy Kachali both of Dungulungu village died on Tuesday night after consuming a cotton pesticide.

According to Muchinga Province Police Commanding officer, Paul Achiume, the deceased couple got married in 2017 but their marriage was punctuated by constant marital disputes.

The source of the problems was the husband's complaints that his wife had been unable to bear him a child.

Unfortunately, the marital problems reached breaking point on Tuesday night when the young wife took a cotton pesticide to end her life around 23:00 hours.

She was rushed Chama District Hospital where she was pronounced dead on arrival.

Upon hearing that his wife had no more, Chabinga also consumed the same pesticide his wife had taken and also died.

The Police Commanding officer said the couple's bodies had since been deposited into Chama District Hospital awaiting postmortem examination.


-Kalemba

01/10/2023

Mother arrested for locking up her child in a room for 2 years!

IN what is believed to be a ritual case, a mother from New Kasama in Lusaka has been arrested for locking her 16-year-old in a room for two years.

For most mothers out there, no matter what, no matter when, no matter where, they always want to see the best of their children but for Ruth Kabwita, aged 40, it has been the opposite case for her biological child.

As the Buddha says, there are three things that cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the truth. It was on Thursday afternoon between 12:00 and 16:00 when Ruth's 16-year-old child was saved by neighbours after her 11-year-old sister ran outside and yelled for help.

According to deputy spokesperson for Zambia Police Danny Mwale, the suspect was later arrested and charged with assault resulting in actual bodily harm.

“It is alleged that the child was kept in confinement for almost two years by her biological mother in a house where she was being abused. She endured beatings and slaps.” Mr. Mwale said.

After the suspect was apprehended and taken to Chilenje Police Station, the child was then taken to a location where she would be safe.

The suspect is thought to have lied to her neighbours, telling them that her 16-year-old daughter had been taken to live with her father in Chiengi while she was still a resident of the home for two years, but her 11-year-old child spilled the beans.

Upon being rescued by the neighbours and passersby who ganged up and went into the house, they were surprised by what they saw after lifting the 16-year-old child, who they discovered was very weak and could not barely open her mouth to speak.

The victim appeared weak and had sores all over her body in a video that was recorded by neighbours. She also had bruises all over her body. On the other hand, she had charms around her waist and other charms were found in the room.
By Walusungu Silweya

Credit: NKANI October 1, 2023