Bloke In A Suit News

02/09/2024

The Dirt Unit #29 - Mystery Hominids of Australia, Part 3.

Well, here it is.. The third and final installment in the Mystery Hominid series. The thrilling conclusion.

Is there a mystery hominid living on this continent? Well, your guess is as good as ours. But I don't think we can rule it out.

It turns out that the idea is nowhere near as crazy as it seems and while we cant say for sure if there is any hominids living here currently, there actually should be, and that adds a whole other fascinating layer to this Yowie 'myth'.

Get it wherever you get your podcasts.

30/08/2024

The NSW Liberals assistant minister for youth.

5 counts of s*x with a child under 14 and 2 counts of attempted s*x with a child under 14.

Also 2 counts of indecent assault of a person under 16 and 1 count of attempted indecent assault of a person under 16.

29/08/2024

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28/08/2024

I can't comprehend why you would feel the need to put these stickers on your car, but the fact that he was running in to Dan Murphy's at 3:30 on a Wednesday explains it a little

24/08/2024

Oh look that thing that was obviously always gonna happen has happened

22/08/2024

Accurate

14/08/2024

"A charity working with homeless people in New Zealand unknowingly distributed lollies filled with a potentially lethal dose of m**hamphetamine.

The lollies were distributed in food parcels after they were donated to Auckland City Mission by a member of the public.

Auckland City Mission told reporters on Wednesday that staff had started to contact up to 400 people to track down parcels that could contain the lollies — which were solid blocks of m**hamphetamine enclosed in lolly wrappers."

3g of m**h per lolly. Sorry I know it's potentially dangerous but that is hilarious. Imagine having to make those 400 phone calls.

13/08/2024

07/08/2024

This guy was quoting some non-existent study about people who work from home being found to be away from the desk 60% of the time because the study set up hidden cameras. I questioned this, now I'm a woke soy boy.

Such is life.

06/08/2024

lol people not from Victoria need to get over the fact we had lockdowns 4 years ago

03/08/2024

This guy gets it.

02/08/2024

"just because facts matter"

proceeds to literally argue that white = black.

01/08/2024

Friday inspiration

01/08/2024

Is this that Trumpamania that Hulk Hogan was talking about?

He's certainly running wild.

31/07/2024

Why is Dutton in Jerusalem? Opposition leaders don't do international diplomacy, do they?

31/07/2024

Well to be fair at least he didn't program Grok not to talk s**t on him.

Pretty funny though, really backed himself into a corner here.

30/07/2024

The Dirt Unit #28 - Mystery Hominids of Australia Part 2 - Modern Era.

Man this one has been a serious rabbit hole. Last time we covered the historical reports of this apparently fictitious creature, now we move in to the modern day encounters, with a focus on the work of Dean Harrison and his Australian Yowie Research group.

Strap yourself in and find it wherever you get your podcasts, or follow the link below.

21/07/2024

And just like that I'm no longer allowed to see Senator Babets posts.

19/07/2024

about a year ago I did the whole first half of a podcast likening the Trump/Q world to the WWE and tbh I was hesitant to even keep it in the podcast because it felt a bit ridiculous but no, the Republican party is the ridiculous one and I was bang on the money.

19/07/2024

Someone tried to assasinate a current or former president for the 17th time only a few days ago.

Calm down eagle.

18/07/2024

Is it weird that there's been no official medical reports released about Trumps ear wound? It's been like 5 days or som**hing.

I'm really trying to hold back on looking at/talking about this until all the information comes out but damn it's hard.

16/07/2024

Tale of two standards