Jayk and Steez

26/05/2022

The vast information network that is the world wide web. What do we know about it? Turns out, not that much. Let's talk about it. Follow us down our maze of rabbit holes.

Jayk and Steez talk about the internet, and have a special guest this week - J-Rod! He's related to either Jayk or Steez, but we'll let you, dear listener, determine for yourself which. Al Gore invented the internet in 1996 and it has been a wild success ever since he destroyed the climate with it.....

19/05/2022

We're sorry it's been a while since our last post. We were definitely not going back and forth through time, trying to find our way back to the present day or anything. Anyway, on a totally different note, let's discuss time travel!

Every podcast, according to research conducted by the Jayk and Steez Podcast, has a time travel episode. This is ours! What do you regret the most in life? Would you go back and undo it? Would you redo it exactly the same way, because you have a shame kink? No judgment from us. We are proud of you.

15/04/2022

Steez found a list of the Top 100 Fads of All Time...in the UK...by 2016. So naturally, since it's completely relevant, we dive in. Join us for an in depth look at all 100 fads listed.

Jayk and Steez make a return to talking about things that mattered to people years ago this week. Referencing a list of, "Most Loved Fads," from the UK Sun tabloid written in 2016, they speak on all sorts of fads. From fad diets (not mentioned) to fad books (not mentioned), they muse on what we (Bri...

31/03/2022

So, did I get the job or...? Jayk and Steez are hiring for HR personnel. They really need someone.

Jayk and Steez interview each other for the role of Co-Host of the Jayk and Steez podcast. Who makes the cut, who gets cut, and where do you get off? We find out where Jayk does.

17/03/2022

Who are we? What has humanity come to, and where will we end up? We get super existential in this episode as Jayk simultaneously rips the Space Force a new one.

The past, present, and future of humanity are discussed in this episode. Also, Space Force is brought up. Jayk isn't a fan.

09/03/2022

Boy, the title really says it all.

The world is mostly open again after the [undisclosed illness of indeterminate origin]. Jayk and Steez describe their interactions with other humans in this Courageous Young Planet! Does Jayk like people? Find out! Does Steez get a lot of sexual harassment allegations against him? Not lately!

26/02/2022

Join us as we inform you about the entire animal kingdom! That's a lie. We only know about like, 6 animals. So join us as we inform you about those. Also other stuff.

Have you ever been chased by a bear? Well, have you?! We thought not, here at Jayk and Steez Productions. Would it even bother you to encounter a bear in the wild? What about a baby bear? What's scarier, a baby bear or a full-grown, angry adult rabbit? Thought I was going to say bear, huh? Almost al...

18/02/2022

Sorry about the late posting. We've been super forgetful and overall just bad at this. Anyways...enjoy!

Guess who's back. Guess who's back again. Yes, that's right, Eminem is back. He was in the Super Bowl halftime show. Also, Jayk and Steez are back with a brand new episode about Sports. The Super Bowl. The (Winter) Olympics. Lawnmower racing. Jayk and Steez talk about two out of those three things.....

29/12/2021

Have you made your New Year's resolutions yet? Think hard about it. Results could be life altering. Or if you're like us and you fail your resolutions, life is very much the same. It'll be different this year...promise.

Happy New Year! Jayk and Steez relay their resolutions that are destined to fail to their captive audience. They dox one of their three listeners, but with get-well-soon wishes. It's for a good reason! So, what do you plan on failing this year? Last year, Steez succeeded in gaining weight, but he ma...

23/12/2021

Jayk and Steez are attached at the hip...literally! No not really. This episode is actually Christmas themed. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Jayk and Steez talk about their five favorite Christmas films. Their lists have no overlap, and there's no surprise there. They have very different tastes and that's great! Everyone in the world is a unique creature. Also, Jayk is looking into ways to human centip...

15/12/2021

As the winners of countless participation awards, Jayk and Steez have all the authority necessary to discuss winning, and what it takes to do so. If you think you can beat us to the punch line, just try it. We'll probably let you.

Jayk and Steez are the most competitive people on Earth. You think that's incorrect, do ya? Wanna step up and prove that you are more competitive? Come on, then! Also, Steez is drunk as he is writing this. This week Jayk and Steez talk about competition and the will to win. They don't really have it...

10/12/2021

Treat yo self! Only occasionally though or the old people think you're selfish.

Although Jayk and Steez aren't shining beacons of how to best apply self-care, they weigh in on the topic. Jayk says that she likes to engage in therapy and high-risk behaviors. Steez is more proactive by manually applying self-care on a nearly daily basis. Splurging is involved for both of them. Ho...

01/12/2021

Jayk and Steez are considering becoming stunt doubles. Not really, but we are seeing double. Is that normal? Anyway, enjoy us ramble about a topic we can't stay on.

Post-Thanksgiving, and we are BLOATED. Jayk and Steez talk about all sorts of stuff and none of it makes any sense. Hopefully you glean some entertainment from this nonsense, as the show is all over the place this week. Fiber is incoming. But, there is some talk about Doppelgangers/secret twins/mult...

26/11/2021

Music is a delight. Concerts are making a comeback. Let's talk about it.

It's another award season, so Jayk and Steez are on the case. This week, it's the AMAs, which are, for those who don't know, the American Metalworking Awards! Jayk watched the ceremony and reported back on the big winners and losers for the night. Steez was confused because she actually watched an a...

20/11/2021

It's Jayk's fault this is late this time. She accepts full responsibility for forgetting to post 3 days in a row. Is this going out at 12:30am because as she was watching music videos she suddenly remembered there was something to do? Maybe. Anyways, tune in as we play Would You Rather?!

Tales tell of a long time ago from whence a party game was popular. This party game derived from a question that players would ask themselves and between each other. This question, so nebulous, yet so precise in its quandary, has been asked for pleasure and profit and, some say, has been used to pre...

13/11/2021

Join us for a round table read of terrible books. Steez absolutely begged Jayk to join him in his lastest escapade. This is our longest episode ever. Sorry. We just really wanted to enunciate all the steam. Introducing our totally paid partnership with Harlequin novels. Not really. Don't sue us.

Today on the Jayk and Steez podcast... More reading, but now with one more person! That's right, Jayk was so into Steez's interpretation of Harlequin Presents: Pregnant After One Forbidden Night, that she begged to get in on the action. Listen as they both have difficulties reading the sexy words. O...

04/11/2021

Jayk took the night off to trick, so Steez goes it alone. He walked a lonely road, but came through it chaffed and raw! A bit of a different pod this week, wherein Steez reads from Harlequin Presents: Pregnant After One Forbidden Night, By Marcella Bell. What could be scarier on Halloween night than...

03/11/2021

Our new year's resolution is to stay regular, and aside from copious amounts of fiber, that means publishing episodes every Wednesday. Here's a little ditty that we worked up for you to get you over the hump.
Spoiler: It's different. We are experimental, angst-ridden teens.

Jayk took the night off to trick, so Steez goes it alone. He walked a lonely road, but came through it chaffed and raw! A bit of a different pod this week, wherein Steez reads from Harlequin Presents: Pregnant After One Forbidden Night, By Marcella Bell. What could be scarier on Halloween night than...

28/10/2021

Be afraid. Be very afraid. What are we scared of? Turns out, a lot actually. Don't use these against us. Please.

Jayk and Steez talk about the top 10 fears as voted... BY YOU! No, not by you, but by someone, and so that means they are totally legit. #1 will SHOCK YOU! Spooky season is upon us and so the topic is all about the scary stuff. Not phobias, per se, but not not phobias, per se. Per se.

21/10/2021

We've all been in those weird, cringey encounters, right? Well, time to live through more of them vicariously as Jayk and Steez reveal theirs. You're welcome.

Have you ever been hanging out with a couple while they were having a fight? Yeah, us either, but people have said that it's awkward. How about when someone is standing within six feet of you in line for anything now? And they aren't wearing a mask. Uh, cmon man awkward, like are you even vaccinated...

15/10/2021

Work hard. Then work some more. Keep working. Work your ass off. Never stop working. Try to retire. Can't. Work again. Die. This is how it works, right?

The American Dream. What is it? As Millennials, we will never know. It has something to do with working hard until you die. Or working hard until you want to die. Or something. Anyway, Jayk and Steez talk about Steve Jobs. Also, other jobs. Not how to get them, but who wants one, anyway? Keep steezi...

07/10/2021

This should've been Steez's self-titled episode, but he prefers being on the nose I guess. Anyway, are you curious about those questionable youths? We weren't either, but we had a lot to say regardless. We're talking the infamous generation taking the internets by storm in present day. You can tell them to get off your lawn, but they won't hear you since they're all inside filming dance videos.

Gen Z. What is this unique and radical group of people? Do you know someone who is in Gen Z? What are they to you? Are you one of them? If you were born after 1996, but before 2010, you may be. Talk to your doctor about Gen Z and what you can do to cope with people in this group. If contact with a G...

26/09/2021

This title is misleading. Saddle up for a wild ride.
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A detailed account and description of everything that happened at the 2021 Emmy's!

26/09/2021

Sorry about the episode delay. Steez ate a spicy chip and it killed him. We'll get it up, don't you worry. 😏

15/09/2021

It gets serious this week as Jayk and Steez weigh the pros and cons of college. We might be a little biased. Listen as we exchange humor for logic and kick higher education in the pants.

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The long awaited economic debate Jayk and Steez regarding the merits of higher education is upon us? What is the point of college? Is it to learn? Is it to develop a rich experience of cultural, academic, and personal experiences? Is it to accrue vast amounts of debt? The war rages on! Jayk comes at...

12/09/2021

Your phone is listening. Don't deny it. Fret not though, we're here to comfort you with vague humor about constantly being spied on. Learn how to build a relationship with your assigned FBI babysitters. It doesn't all have to be bad.

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It's the year 2021, and there will soon be a fourth installment of the Matrix franchise. Considering that, it's the perfect time for Jayk and Steez to ramble incoherently about AI surveillance. Look out, there's a device listening to you! Don't say anything, or it'll be uploaded to an NSA server. If...

18/08/2021

It's here!! In true Jayk and Steez fashion, this episode has no format or guidelines whatsoever. It also gets raunchy (*see episode title). Let us re-introduce you to our minds and thought processes. Continue to be unimpressed by our antics.

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Well, do they?We back. It's a bit rough around the edges.

16/08/2021

Special Announcement! We're making a comeback. Bear with us as we ease ourselves (and yourselves) back into this nonsense. Keep an eye out for new episodes soon!

03/09/2020

Hi guys! Apologies are in order. Jayk and Steez will be on hiatus until further notice. Thank you for continuing to listen to us. We'll update you as soon as we can whenever we can get back up and running.