D'Rifle Pabibo Edition

19/12/2024

09/10/2024

Not that low-key pips anymore. Synergy ng pagbibida-bida overload!

08/10/2024

At the end of this college day, the lower years would be able to:

a. identify why seniors are the best and victors;
b. value the importance of losing by saying to your fellow lower years, "Better luck next time"; and
c. concede defeat to seniors with teary-eyes.

01/10/2024

SOPAS: So Fast, Softest, So Feast

The dripping of the rain and the coldness of the weather aroused the rumbling stomachs of these crazy pre-service teachers. The growling of the belly resulted in a savoury hot soup, also known as sopas.

Time is fleeting—so fast. The vastness of the long-held experiences was profoundly dug. It happened so fast that the weary heart was comforted.

Softest people in the eyes were actually the bravest warriors. Deep within their words lies a strength that came from their scars. Some are softened with trials, but they will be molded and formed into a masterpiece.

So, feast became the ending. The nimble time became a great feast, celebrating the diverse experiences of the pre-service teachers. Their sorrows, tribulations, and sufferings became the foundation of hope that one day they will shine brighter than ever.

Sopas in a so fast time bound the softest, and it turned out to be feast, so festive, so feast.

NOTE:
Happy Teacher's Day! Though you are still practicing, you have mastered the art of loving yourself least and others best. You may not be fine right now, but you will be. Keep that passion burning, for you are a hot air balloon; the hotter your passion and love burn, the higher and farther you will be. You may not be the best, but the fact that you are trying makes you better than some of the experienced and distinguished people in the academe!

11/09/2024

𝐒𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟏, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 | 𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐂𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐲
𝐂𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲–𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐚𝐦

Once upon a time, there was carbon that dreams to explore the abyss. It began its journey to the depths of Tartarus. Afterwards, the carbon was put into immense pressure and heat of wisdom and love. And after the long process of endurance from suffering, it began to shine so bright. The carbon became a diamond. At last, it is ready to illuminate its beauty to the world.

They were once a carbon. They were molded by hardships, perseverance, and love. Finally, they became a shining and tough diamond, ready to conquer the challenges ahead. Founded with profound knowledge, skills, and values, they were about to be the teacher they needed when they were still students.

𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘌𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘫𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘌𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩
𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘗𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘗𝘳𝘦-𝘚𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘛𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳

𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌 𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐒!

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Words are inspired by Dr. Ronel Pacubat

10/09/2024

Jose_Mare_Chan's bida-bidang birthday song.

Hayan na, sumisilip na siya. Sa muli niyang pagsilip, sa iyo ba'y may sumisinta na?

10/09/2024

Quite long years ago, a mafia boss was evicted from her mother's womb. She became a fierce and bold woman who fights for justice and truth. She had a rifle with her that can shatter men into pieces—her wisdom.

Blessings on your birthday, Ma'am Dolores! May your ears be still fine after you heard the epic birthday song of BSED-4A. May you have the sweetest moments on the next chapter of your book, sweeter than our present—your birthday cake. Have a blast, Mafia boss! May God bless you always!

03/04/2024

"Pancit Canton, Pancit Canton
Habang tayo'y nasa boarding house
Syempre, hindi mawawala ang iyong Pancit Canton.
Mananatili 'yan sa iyong estante,
Iingatan papahalagahan mo yan,
Dadaloy, dadaloy yan sa iyong sinapupunan,
And I thank you."
—Queen Gracemin ng Lasam

Pancit Canton, mas nakakasawa pa sa bestfriend na ina-advice'n mo? Not anymore... Presenting to you: LUCKY ME PANCIT CANTON, SHERYLMANSEE!

Sa sobrang sarap, pati kalawang ng kutsara ay malalasap!
Sa sobrang linamnam, pati mga kaboardmates mo matatakam!
Sa sobrang solid ng lasa, magliliquid ang iyong fats, at magga-gas ang iyong nalafang!

Samahan mo na rin ng itlog ni ate Sheng. Yes po, ITLOG NI ATE SHENG! Ito ay makinis, masarap, at fresh. Ito ang itlog na hahanap-hanapin mo. Unang bukas, mukha ni ate Sheng agad.

Natatakam kana ba? Avail kana! Unang tikim, maglalaway pati ngipin!

Mahalagang paalala ni Queen Gracemin: HUWAG MAGPAPAGUTOM PARA HINDI DUMERETSYO SA KABAONG!

Ps. Maligayang kaarawan ate Sheng! More cokes to come. SABAY-SABAY!

03/04/2024

ISANG DALAGITA, NAHAHARAP SA PATONG-PATONG NA KASO DAHIL SA OA NA PAGKANTA AT PAGBILI SA SHOPEE AT LAZADA

Sinampahan ng kasong Treblemakers, Harmony Heist, Tone Deaf Terrorists, Serial Adders to Cart, at Click & Grab Gang ang isang dalagitang nagkakasera sa Centro 02, Lasam, Cagayan.

Kinilala ang suspek na si Ma. Christina Manegdeg Molina, na mas kilala sa alyas na 'Mayyang'. Siya ay residente ng Sta. Margarita Baggao, at nag-aaral sa Cagayan State University—Lasam.

Matagal nang minamanmanan ng pulisya ang sobrang pagshoshopee, lazada, at tiktok ng dalagita. Dahil sa araw-araw at minu-minuto niyang parcel, naaktohan siya ng isang nakaduty na pulis na si Lieutenant General Crispin Basilio. Tinangkang tumakas ng suspek, pero timbog siya ng malakas na pwersa ni Lieutenant General Basilio. Dahil dito, sinampahan siya ng dalawang kaso: Serial Adders to Cart, Click & Grab Gang.

Sa prisinto napag-alaman ding siya ay dati nang kaso na tinakasan, ito ay ang Treblemakers, Harmony Heist, at Tone Deaf Terrorists. Ito ay isinampa matapos magreklamo sina Christlei Teppang ng Alannay, Rachelle Viernes ng Viga, Sheryl Ragutero ng Apayao, at Christian Joseph Laderas ng Calapangan. Ayon sa mga biktima, dahil sa sobrang ganda ng kanyang boses, naaggrabyado at nanliit sila sa kanilang potensyal sa pagkanta.

Sa ngayon ay nananatiling nakakulong si alyas Mayyang sa piling ng kanyang minamahal na si Crispin. Sa mga susunod na araw ay lilitisin na ang kanyang kaso sa Tawag ng Tanghalan sa Dogshowtime, Darp 6, Lasam, Cagayan.

Samantala, ang kanyang mga parcel ay maiiwan muna sa kanilang propyetarya habang siya nagsisiya sa kanyang kaarawan ngayon, April 03, 2024.

Ps. Sa babaeng sobra kung magshopee at maglazada; Sa babaeng sobrang mahimig kung umawit; maligayang kaarawan!

12/03/2024

𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟐𝟏: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝

In the previous episodes of Frances, we witnessed an ordinary girl who has a prowess in music. Her voice is so melodious that she can hit the highest notes of a song. Her fondness for music and the arts broadened her viewpoints on life. She can judge and criticise people objectively with the help of the arts, music, and literature. In the latter part of episode 20, she showed her tranquilly in times of distress and procrastination.

On her 21st episode, she will face new battles that are more burdensome than her past encounters. What will she do to overcome all her hindrances? Will she be meeting her knight in shining armor? Will the people discover her prowess in music and the arts? Will she be driven by powerful literature in her decision-making? Will she reach the peak of her dreams?

What if, at the end of the day, she'll realise that the symphony she is arranging... the note she is reaching... and the song she is singing... is just a plastic one, just as she is plastic?

Let's all witness a story of passion, love, and wandering. Now showing nationwide

PS. Happy birthday, Frances Alyssa Agbayani Pagaran! Ang tila maamong tupa, ngunit dinaig pa ang mga KAREN ng America kung magreklamo! Ipakita mo kung sino ka talaga sa lahat ng sinehan sa buong mundo!!!

28/02/2024

At the end of the BJ time, the buko drunkards should be able to:

a. discuss the past life of the professors and relate it to the present;
b. value the importance of the sponsor's cuteness by stating the main reason for her cuteness; and
c. create a memory that will last for a lifetime by crafting the doggest show ever.

Story time:

Pagador recently offered a buko juice session. However, due to the constant rain, she was unable to pick coconuts in the mountains. On the evening of February 27, Ragutero sent Pagador a lengthy and passionate message requiring her to keep her pledge.

Pagador delivered buko juice. The BSED-3A class contributed ten (10) pesos for additional ingredients, while Cortez, Inang of BSED-3, donated an extra fund for a nutritious and delicious pandesal.

Pagador initiated a buko juice session, which the group enjoyed under the cocoa tree. Under the tree, the group talked about their prior lives and added numerous dog shows. One of these is the cause behind Pagador's cuteness, as generated by Quebral, and Teppang's literary critical moments.

Overall, the individuals enjoyed the refreshing buko, which came straight from Pagador's virgin forest plantation.

Looking forward to the next BJ session, ate Lean!

15/02/2024

BSED's New Motto: "Try hard, reklamo harder"

'Due tomorrow, do tomorrow' is over. Now it's 'Complaining time'!

If difficult roads leads to beautiful places, then complaining leads to powerful perfomances. Complaining is a hard task. You need to be cautious of words so that you won't hurt others. However, this crazy people, BSED-3, think that complaining is a first aid that covers up the wound of being so stressed with academic life.

Ps. Baka naman may magsend ng pics and vids diyan

27/01/2024

25/01/2024

Kakareklamo mo, nanalo ka!

25/12/2023

Let's sing Merry Christmas and a Happy Birthday~

This season of giving, BSED 3 wanted to give Christlei Tabangay Teppang a warm greeting, because she cannot handle coldness. Imagine a girl, born on a month of cold, but got weak in a cold weather. So, from that, we did some research about her situation, and here's what we found out:

1. Blanket Affinity: Extensive field observations (a.k.a. watching her in class) reveal a symbiotic relationship between Christlei and any available source of warmth. Blankets, scarves, and oversized hoodies function as essential life support systems, morphing into personal cocoons at even the slightest hint of a breeze. Christlei is not Christlei without her jacket.

2. Hot Beverage Dependence: Forget mistletoe and reindeer, Christlei's holiday fuel is molten lava in a mug. Coffee and milk? Nah, Christlei's holiday fuel is firewater in a mug. Scalding shots are her comfort drink, the hotter the better, like a liquid dragon chasing away the winter chill.

3. Social Hibernation: Winter months witness a dramatic decline in Christlei's social activity. Friends report receiving cryptic texts like "Huuu kunso" and "Naglamiis rumwar" in response to invitations. Public sightings where Christlei is declining every “gala” are as rare as a penguin sunbathing in the Sahara, but with this season, it’s a miracle.

So, this Christmas, let's shower Christlei with the warmth she deserves! Crank up the thermostat, stockpile cozy blankets, and prepare the best drink you have. A little festive furnace is the perfect gift for this winter warrior.

19/12/2023

WARNING! (BABA-LA) New Virus Identified

Tianungitis: Chronic Infectious Joy

Cause: Direct exposure to Christian Joseph "Tianung" L. Laderas, a walking embodiment of sunshine and questionable puns. Highly contagious through laughter, smiles, and sudden high-fives.

Symptoms:

Stage 1: Smiley Sneezes: Uncontrollable bouts of grinning, often accompanied by suspicious twinkling eyes and an urge to smile even though the joke is awful.

Stage 2: Pun-derstanding: Victims develop an advanced appreciation for groan-worthy puns, even finding themselves crafting terrible jokes (a warning sign of full-blown Tianungitis).

Stage 3: Joy Tsunami: Unstoppable waves of laughter and optimism engulf the infected, leading to impromptu singalongs with the out of tune songs and a terrible adlibs.

Treatment: No known cure. Embrace the symptoms! Laughter and sunshine are the only antidotes.

Prognosis: Chronic and highly contagious. Expect a joyful outbreak, spreading cheer like voice bombs and turning frowns upside down with the force of a thousand rainbows.

Note: Tianungitis is considered a positive affliction and may lead to improved well-being, increased tolerance for bad karaoke, and a heightened appreciation for all things silly.

Blessed Birthday, Tianung! May your infectious joy continue to spread far and wide, leaving a trail of sunshine and laughter in its wake!

P.S. Further research is needed to determine if Tianungitis is airborne or transmitted through puns. Wear earplugs at your own risk!