D'Rifle Pabibo Edition

15/02/2024

BSED's New Motto: "Try hard, reklamo harder"

'Due tomorrow, do tomorrow' is over. Now it's 'Complaining time'!

If difficult roads leads to beautiful places, then complaining leads to powerful perfomances. Complaining is a hard task. You need to be cautious of words so that you won't hurt others. However, this crazy people, BSED-3, think that complaining is a first aid that covers up the wound of being so stressed with academic life.

Ps. Baka naman may magsend ng pics and vids diyan

27/01/2024

25/01/2024

Kakareklamo mo, nanalo ka!

25/12/2023

Let's sing Merry Christmas and a Happy Birthday~

This season of giving, BSED 3 wanted to give Christlei Tabangay Teppang a warm greeting, because she cannot handle coldness. Imagine a girl, born on a month of cold, but got weak in a cold weather. So, from that, we did some research about her situation, and here's what we found out:

1. Blanket Affinity: Extensive field observations (a.k.a. watching her in class) reveal a symbiotic relationship between Christlei and any available source of warmth. Blankets, scarves, and oversized hoodies function as essential life support systems, morphing into personal cocoons at even the slightest hint of a breeze. Christlei is not Christlei without her jacket.

2. Hot Beverage Dependence: Forget mistletoe and reindeer, Christlei's holiday fuel is molten lava in a mug. Coffee and milk? Nah, Christlei's holiday fuel is firewater in a mug. Scalding shots are her comfort drink, the hotter the better, like a liquid dragon chasing away the winter chill.

3. Social Hibernation: Winter months witness a dramatic decline in Christlei's social activity. Friends report receiving cryptic texts like "Huuu kunso" and "Naglamiis rumwar" in response to invitations. Public sightings where Christlei is declining every “gala” are as rare as a penguin sunbathing in the Sahara, but with this season, it’s a miracle.

So, this Christmas, let's shower Christlei with the warmth she deserves! Crank up the thermostat, stockpile cozy blankets, and prepare the best drink you have. A little festive furnace is the perfect gift for this winter warrior.

19/12/2023

WARNING! (BABA-LA) New Virus Identified

Tianungitis: Chronic Infectious Joy

Cause: Direct exposure to Christian Joseph "Tianung" L. Laderas, a walking embodiment of sunshine and questionable puns. Highly contagious through laughter, smiles, and sudden high-fives.

Symptoms:

Stage 1: Smiley Sneezes: Uncontrollable bouts of grinning, often accompanied by suspicious twinkling eyes and an urge to smile even though the joke is awful.

Stage 2: Pun-derstanding: Victims develop an advanced appreciation for groan-worthy puns, even finding themselves crafting terrible jokes (a warning sign of full-blown Tianungitis).

Stage 3: Joy Tsunami: Unstoppable waves of laughter and optimism engulf the infected, leading to impromptu singalongs with the out of tune songs and a terrible adlibs.

Treatment: No known cure. Embrace the symptoms! Laughter and sunshine are the only antidotes.

Prognosis: Chronic and highly contagious. Expect a joyful outbreak, spreading cheer like voice bombs and turning frowns upside down with the force of a thousand rainbows.

Note: Tianungitis is considered a positive affliction and may lead to improved well-being, increased tolerance for bad karaoke, and a heightened appreciation for all things silly.

Blessed Birthday, Tianung! May your infectious joy continue to spread far and wide, leaving a trail of sunshine and laughter in its wake!

P.S. Further research is needed to determine if Tianungitis is airborne or transmitted through puns. Wear earplugs at your own risk!

14/12/2023

12-12-23

08/12/2023

Pitch Imperfect 3
Ft. The Burdened Bellas

06/12/2023

Nagpipitagang ginoo at naggagandahang binibini, Inihahandog ng BSED-3 ang "Pitch Imperfect ft. Burdened Fellas" na sariwa pang galing sa pagamutan ng mga baliw.

06/12/2023

Iba't-ibang boses, iba't-ibang paggamit, ngunit iisang pagtatanghal. Narinig na natin ang boses ng mga koro, at tila dinala nila tayo sa alapaap. Ngayon, narinig natin ang mga boses ng mga BSED-3, saan kaya tayo dinala ng ating pakikinig at panonood? Sa Hilaga? Kanluran? Silangan? O Timog? Wennu sitayo ket naitim-og iti laod, daya, bagatan, ken amianan?

26/11/2023

RATED SPG | This post is not for close-minded people. This is satirical, read at your own risk.

Today marks the natural eviction of Mark Jericho Balanay from his mother's womb. He is renowned for being the first to introduce ECHO literacy in 3BCE. What is Echo literacy?

ECHO Literacy
–It is derived from the word "Eco" meaning "not harming the environment." But this is not the whole ECHO Literacy, because inside the ECHO, there's this "H," and it stands for "Humor." In a nutshell, ECHO literacy is a promotion of the environment in a humorous way.

According to him, you cannot fully grasp the world and its beauty without putting humor in between. Meanwhile, his best question is, "Is it eco-literate to plant ma*****na?" This question garnered a lot of criticisms, and it is still debatable.

He is also good at translating, like his translation of "May lakad ako" into "I have a walk." His innovative, witty, and resourceful mind is also notable, wherein he suggested to use "Christlei" as a substitute for "Kawayan/Bamboo" since her thinness is blatant.

On this day, a master was born. His wit, innovation, and intelligence are beyond measure. His creativity is far outside of the outside of the box thinking—creativity overload. He will always be remembered in the hearts and minds of all those who appreciate Echo literacy.

Indeed, humor makes us happy and helps us see reality, thus Mark Jericho's Echo literacy is beneficial in promoting ecology to the new generation.

Mark Jericho Balanay, happy birthday! Wherever you are at this point in time, I hope you are naturally happy. May God bless you always, and keep you safe always!

Echo Literacy be like:
Gusto ko lang namang matutunan ang pagkalinga sa kalikasan, pero bakit parang mababaliw na ako kakaisip?

Mayor (Mark Jericho Pagaran Balanay) be like: Di ka pa baliw?

26/11/2023

11-14-23 ᰔᩚ
BSED FAM creating memories where laughter is the best lesson, and friendship is the most meaningful subject. 📚

19/11/2023

Dear Likbat na BSED-3,

Itago niyo na lamang ako sa pangalang Braid. Isa po ako sa natulungan ni Ma'am Edlyn Keith Rivera, na tumatakbo sa posisyon bilang star ng pasko ng anak nila tita at tito. Ibabahagi ko lamang po ang kanyang ginawa upang mapaganda ang aking career.

Kaklase ko po si ma'am Edlyn, at madali po siyang lapitan sa oras ng kagipitan. Isang tawag mo lang po sa kanya, agad siyang tumutugon–lalo na kung magpapabraid kami. Kahit ilan po kaming nagpapabraid, hindi po siya umaangal.

Lingid din po sa kaalaman ng iba, maganda po ang kanyang boses. Pwede na po siyang magjoin sa combo sa sobrang galing niya. Pwede rin po siyang tawagin sa sayawan sa bodaan, dahil magaling din po siya roon.

Thank you very much po ma'am Edlyn, kung hindi po dahil sa iyo, buhaghag ang buhok namin buong araw. Maraming salamat ma'am sa mga araw na nagbibitiw ka ng mga salitang bago sa aming pandinig, lalo na ang Ynabag accent mo. Napakabuti po ng iyong puso. Sana'y pagpalain ka ng Diyos. Nawa'y humaba pa ang iyong buhay.

Kaya, kung ako po sa inyo, kay Ma'am Edlyn na tayo. "KEITH mahirap, lalaban. KEITH madilim, magliliwanag" Edlyn Keith Rivera, ibotong Star ng Pasko ng anak nina Tita at Tito.

SABAY-SABAY NATIN SIYANG BATIIN NG, "MALIGAYANG ANIBERSARYO NG PAGLABAS SA SINAPUPUNAN NG IYONG INA", kung tinatamad kayong magtype ng ganyan, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" nalang.

Nagmamahal,
Hindi minahal.

17/11/2023

10/27/2023

BB time–Buko and Biko.

Sponsored by: Ma'am Honey
Cooked by: Ate Lean
Eaten by: Likbat na BSED-3 and 8 others

17/11/2023

11/16/2023

The first law of motion states that an object won't change its motion without a force acting on it.

This photo manifests the first law of motion–"Nakagala dahil may gumalaw ng baso".

25/10/2023

Kicking Off Campus Intramurals 2023 🧡💛💙
Theme: Championing Unity, Surmounting Adversities, and Transcending Diversity through Academics, Socio-cultural, and Sports!

20/10/2023

Day 02
10-10-23✨

20/10/2023

Day 01
10-09-23✨

09/10/2023

NOTE: LENGHTY POST AHEAD!

"𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽"

Once upon a time, there was a stunning lady nurtured by her grandparents. She lived a happy childhood, and excelled in school. Later on, she met a handsome prince from a far-flung kingdom. They shared love and it unexpectedly created a new life. This life they produced created a chaos in the kingdom. They broke the law of the elders, so they were put to shame. They immediately have the holy ritual of Matrimony, and chose to live together in a humble house. Since then, the lady, now a married woman, secretly created her own kingdom–a dark world with dark magic. She seems to live a normal life, but when she's alone, she does her evil spells, rituals, and incantations.

Shame and insult was already engraved in the couple, but they continued to live. She tried to cope up after the child was born, yet another trial had come–one after the other. She gave her best, but her best didn't defeat the odds. Because of this, her dark magic became stronger than ever. She now use a doll and a needle, cursing and chanting rituals as she laugh crazily.

After facing multiple defeats, she still dare to stand. There she met the Twelve crazy Singing Princes and Princesses. The witch found a haven of peace, but she can't leave her dark world. These twelve crazy singing Princes and Princesses helped her to fight, to stand, and to move forward. She became a fierce and bold woman.

After a year, she revealed her other identity–the witch. But instead of stones thrown to her, the twelve crazy creatures hugged her tight. The creatures already knew her secret, but they also knew her true image–she was a mother.

Yes, the witch is a caring mother. She provides the needs of her children–her real child and the twelve creatures. She stands for them, protects them, and loves them with all her heart. At last, she realized that she is indeed a witch, but only inside her head. Her negative thoughts are her spells and rituals, and the only victim of these is herself. She opened her eyes, and she saw herself transform into a beautiful woman–a woman she never thought she would be. She stretched her arms, and she casted her last spell, her last curse to herself. She boldly shouted, "Listen very well, before the sun sets on my 29th birthday, I will shed tears of happiness, because at last I will spread my wings and be the person I dreamed to be. This curse will last on the end of time, no power on earth can change it!".

She's a witch, with a dream! She's a witch who cares! And most specially, she is a witch with a heart of a mother! She is Lean Mae Pulido Pagador.

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Happy birthday, ate. You've been so strong all along. You've been through the process of being an egg, larva, pupa, and soon will be a wonderful butterfly. You've risen from the burned ashes like a Phoenix. And you've improved a lot. Keep going ate, you are a little far from your dreams, but you've already journeyed far from your starting place. We are so proud of you! BLESSINGS! BLESSINGS! BLESSING!

May God be glorified for creating a masterpiece like you!

06/10/2023

TOPIC: Teacher's Appreciation Month

At the end of the discussion, the teachers will be able to:
a. Identity the path and sacrifices they walk through to come this far;
b. Reflect on the importance of every sacrifices they have done by listening to students' testimonies;
c. Create a graphic organizer on the Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and threaths of their own teaching strategies.

ACTIVITY: TEACH-HER- HIS-TORY
Instructions:
1. Each teacher must reflect into his/her journey in the field of academe that lead them into where they are today.
2. In one word/ phrase, the teachers should come up with their desired title if the story will be publish for 3 mins.
3. Write those titles on the sticky notes provided, and post it on the board.

With those flashbacks you remembered, are you happy that you are here today? Are your goals before become reality? Do you still have the passion you've felt before? Do you appreciate those ups and downs that led you on your seats right now? Because we know and we believe that for almost 3 years of being with you our dear teachers, we know you've been through lot of heartaches, headaches, test of patience, and buckets of sweat, but know that those are not wasted, instead, those are appreciated.

We want to show our deepest gratitude to you our dear teachers, for you have molded us to what we are today. We will remember those times where you are making things hard for us, the times where you gave us activities making us wonder if you are having meetings with your co-teachers, because you are giving tasks at the same time with the same deadlines. However, those tasks made us realize that, this is how it works. These pressures we are getting with those activities are nothing compared to the life that's waiting outside. Because of that, we can confidently put in our resumes that one of our skills is "working under pressure". Please repeat " working under pressure "! We are not at the age where we could play things around, we are adults now, and we should manage our time wisely or else we will be left behind.

Our class' favourite quote " Due tomorrow, do tomorrow: bakit mo gagawin ngayon ang kaya mong gawin bukas? " is now modified to "Act now or drop later".

Thank you for reminding us that we should come out on our comfort zones and face the danger zones. As future educators, thank you for showing us different models of teachers. Rest assured that if God permits in the future, we will not be like you, but we will be one of you.

Teachers, you are the Beast! but behind that beast, we can see beauty. And beauty kissed the beast and it became the Best. Because of that they live happily ever after. HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY!

29/09/2023

We judge, because they first judged us.

22/09/2023

Compilation of BSED-3's
"TRANSLATION GONE WRONG"

22/09/2023

FUNslation: When Translation Goes Wrong

22/09/2023

Drop your entry

07/09/2023

𝙏𝙊𝙋𝙄𝘾: 𝙎𝙈𝘼𝙇𝙇 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀 𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙋𝘼𝙊

𝘼𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙚𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙤:
a. describe Rachelle Viernes as the living Siopao,
b. value her importance by greeting her a "hbd. gbu. tc. tysm. mbtc. mctb. mtrcb. mrt. lrt. ssg. dpwh. deped. dost. dswd. denr. dti. doh. bdo. npa. pnp. bpi. ndrrmc. ltfrb. sss. pag-ibig. ched. dlp. 4A's. 5E's." and,
c. construct a short but powerful "dogshow lines" that will make her day pretty ugly.

𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙑𝙄𝙏𝙔: Describe "Siopao" in one word.

𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙄𝙎: A Siopao is fluffy, well-rounded, (sometimes) reddish, filled (with fillings), artistic, and tasty.

𝘼𝘽𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉: Rachelle Viernes is a living siopao. Her well-rounded face, brought by her prince's "eat well", made her fluffy. Sometimes, the fillings make the siopao reddish. In Rachelle's case, her feelings make her face blush–as red as a rose.

But she's more than that. She is as fluffy as a siopao because she is a friend you can lean on. She's as well-rounded as a siopao because her love is like a circle– no edge, no ending. She's filled with feelings of empathy, care, and love to everyone especially to those whom she kept in her heart. She's one of the most artistic person you'll ever meet–but her temper is as short as her height. Most importantly, she's tasty; her love and care is delish!

To this brave woman, whose height is so short but her voice is so loud. To this siopao, round and reddish. To this person who likes her "Babe's stare" among anyone else. Let's all greet her on her anniversary of her eviction in her mother's womb. All together, let us shout with our lungs out loud, "hbd. gbu. tc. tysm. mbtc. mctb. mtrcb. mrt. lrt. ssg. dpwh. deped. dost. dswd. denr. dti. doh. bdo. npa. pnp. bpi. ndrrmc. ltfrb. sss. pag-ibig. ched. dlp. 4A's. 5E's."

May the almighty bless you always on your special day, Princess Siopao.

𝘼𝙋𝙋𝙇𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉: Construct a short but powerful "dogshow lines" that will make her day pretty ugly.

(𝑁𝑂𝑇𝐸: 𝑆𝑘𝑖𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡, and you will 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑚)

04/09/2023

Third Year Educ be like:

09/08/2023

On this splendid occasion, it's time to celebrate the birthday of the class's most uniquely enchanting individual, known far and wide for her exuberantly resounding laughter. A laugh so distinct and lively, it's as if a chorus of joyous angels has descended upon the classroom. Her laughter is nothing short of a marvel, capable of lifting spirits and transforming even the gloomiest of days into a festival of delight.

As she embraces another year of her remarkable existence, may the universe shower her with the same boundless happiness and unrestrained mirth that she generously bestows upon her surroundings. Here's to a day brimming with jubilation and a future graced with countless more echoes of her unmistakable laughter. Cheers to the reigning "Paggaak" Queen – may your day be as outrageously wonderful as you are Joyce Cachola Francisco ! 🫶🏻

28/06/2023

We require rest after long night of sleep deprivation. Thank you BSED-3A for this delightful and exciting excursion to Pagodfood, Darp 6, Cagayan.

28/06/2023

June 26, 2023 Theatre

“It can be given and accepted, is worth a great deal but costs nothing, yet has no monetary value”.

The untold truth and unresolved past can hold you back from moving forward. While it is often said that "the past is the past," it is essential to remember that the past will forever be a part of yourself. You don't have to forget the past, because if you do, you would also forget the valuable lessons it has taught you. Instead, learn from the experiences you have been through.

Apology can be given and accepted, is worth a great deal but costs nothing, yet has not monetary value. Apologies do not necessarily have to come from those who have hurt you. The true significance lies in learning how to apologize to yourself.

By reflecting on the past and acknowledging the untold truths and unsolved issues, you can free yourself from their grasp and open up new possibilities for personal growth. Remember, the past shapes who you are, but it does not have to define your future. Embrace the lessons, make amends with yourself, and move forward with wisdom and resilience.

Congratulations BSED2 for the new truth you have learned.

23/06/2023

Impromptu Speech
06/22/2023

Kuya Hebert be like:
Eto yung kamuntikan nakong magpaalam sa mundo