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The Total Christmas Podcast The Total Christmas Podcast is a podcast that looks at everything to do with Christmas.
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Flying by the seat of his pants, your host Jack tries his best to create a professional sounding experience for you beautiful listeners.

It's the latest episode and it's more Christmassy than a snowman wearing a suit made of holly and singing Jingle Bells.
01/09/2024

It's the latest episode and it's more Christmassy than a snowman wearing a suit made of holly and singing Jingle Bells.

Hello you beautiful people.For many years I've thought Scrooge's gift to the Cratchitt family of a huge turkey was ridiculous. How on earth would they cook it in time for their Christmas dinner?Well greater minds than mine have looked into it and ...

If you've already listened to the latest TCP then why not have a listen to this.If you haven't already listened to the l...
20/08/2024

If you've already listened to the latest TCP then why not have a listen to this.
If you haven't already listened to the latest TCP, what's going on?

Hello everyone! We now have our very own email address, you could be the first to send us an email. Here it is: [email protected] In this episde we had a little robin stuck in the kitchen, we've been to the carboot sale, we went to stay at Granma and Grandad's plus we perform Tchaikovsky's 1812...

Has it really been 2 weeks.Yes it has and it's worth the wait (if you like this sort of thing).
18/08/2024

Has it really been 2 weeks.
Yes it has and it's worth the wait (if you like this sort of thing).

Merry Christmas you beautiful people!It's a packed episode filled to the brim with Christmas joy.We start the show with a version of A Christmas Carol from 1913 starring Seymour Hicks.  They've made some interesting choices.You can watch it h...

Need more nonesense in your life and can't wait till my next episode?This should help tide you over.
13/08/2024

Need more nonesense in your life and can't wait till my next episode?
This should help tide you over.

Hello everyone! We've been on holiday to Herefordshire and had a lovely time. We saw an animal encounters show, we went round a maze, we went horse riding, we rode kayayks down the River Wye and Daddy almost lost the key to our holiday house because he was poking a pigeon. Plus Joke of the Week and....

Here's the latest from the girls.
06/08/2024

Here's the latest from the girls.

It's episode 153 and it's a packed show. We put some of our teddies out in Eastleigh and Bournemouth and we had some messages about them. Daddy lost his phone and the ambulance ladies helped us find it. We're going on holiday and Juno booked a pub, plus the door in our little cottage sounds like a c...

Your ears have been sitting on your head patiently waiting for this.Feed it to them.
06/08/2024

Your ears have been sitting on your head patiently waiting for this.
Feed it to them.

Hello you beautiful people!It's another packed show and we start off by looking at a tradition from Yorkshire here in the UK.  The Yorkshire Christmas Pie was a multiple bird roast inside a pie.Alas it's not really a thing these days, but I g...

No one listens to this...you could be the first.
30/07/2024

No one listens to this...
you could be the first.

It's Summer. It was the last day of school, so we had a little party. We've been away for a few days to see Godmother Kate and we've started a little project where we put out little teddy bears for people to find. If you find one of our teddies you can message us on Facebook or put a comment in the....

Already listened to my latest episode?Well now have a listen to this:
23/07/2024

Already listened to my latest episode?
Well now have a listen to this:

Hello everyone. We've been to a festival at a local pub, we've been doing cooking at school and Juno talks a bit about her favourite toys. Plus Joke of the Week, Book Review and Movie Quotes. We love you all!

It's here, the latest episode of the TCP.There are worse things you could listen to...of course I can't thing of any rig...
21/07/2024

It's here, the latest episode of the TCP.
There are worse things you could listen to...
of course I can't thing of any right now, but there must be something worse.

Hello you beautiful people.It's another episode with me, your lovely host.We open the show with a Christmas Not So Classic. It's called Christmas Isn't Christmas and it's from Bon Jovi.  It was only released last year but I hadn't heard a thi...

Only 4 days till my new episode, but in the meantime have a listen to the girls.
16/07/2024

Only 4 days till my new episode, but in the meantime have a listen to the girls.

Hello everyone! It's episode 150 and we tell you everything you ever needed to know about ladybirds. We've also been dancing in the rain and Robin has said her Brownie promise. Plus Joke of the Week, Food Review, Juno's Book Review and Movie Quote. We love you all!

Already listened to my latest episode?Well then have a listen to the girls:
09/07/2024

Already listened to my latest episode?
Well then have a listen to the girls:

Hello everyone! It's a packed show. Juno had her birthday party and then on her birthday day we went to the Wi******er Hat Fair. Wi******er Hat Fair is a weekend festival of street performers and artists. We had a great time and watched some brilliant shows and we interviewed two of the performers.....

Here's the girls, have a listen...
02/07/2024

Here's the girls, have a listen...

Hello everyone. We've been playing Guess Who? and we've been for a fun day at Manor Farm where we queued a lot. Plus Food Review, Ask Robin & Juno, Poo Facts, Joke of the Week and Movie Quote. Hope you enjoy the show. We love you all!

This could explain why Bob (who is from Chicago) sent me a bunch of Christmas songs from the US that none of my other li...
26/06/2024

This could explain why Bob (who is from Chicago) sent me a bunch of Christmas songs from the US that none of my other listeners from the US had heard of.
Thanks to Rob Davison for sending this to me.

These are all Greek Cathtestants of the Latter Day Saints classics!The Christmas songs that Katie remembers, well, no one else, including Grant and Trapp, re...

Already listened to my latest episode?Why not?Well go and listen to it.....and then listen to this:
25/06/2024

Already listened to my latest episode?

Why not?

Well go and listen to it.....and then listen to this:

Hello, it's episode 147. Sadly our other cat, Fonzie, has passed away and he's buried next to his brother. We've also had a lovely message from a listener, Juno has earned her values badge and also she's cut herself a fringe. Plus Poo Facts, Book Review, Joke of the Week and our brand new segment Mo...

It's the latest episode and I'm talking about the history of Christmas Trees, plus a whole bunch of other stuff Merry Ch...
23/06/2024

It's the latest episode and I'm talking about the history of Christmas Trees, plus a whole bunch of other stuff
Merry Christmas.

Hello you beautiful people.The show begins with a short history of the Christmas tree.  I know it's been covered by other podcasts, but hopefully you'll learn a few things you didn't know.Then Bob Baker, our self-appointed podcast barman, loo...

What better thing to do on a Tuesday than listen to an 8 year old and a 5 year old regale you with what they've been up ...
18/06/2024

What better thing to do on a Tuesday than listen to an 8 year old and a 5 year old regale you with what they've been up to...

Hello everybody! This week we went to visit our friend who's just bought a mobility scooter, we went to the carboot sale and we also went round our village picking up litter. Plus Joke of the Week, Poo Facts and Juno's Book Review. We hope you enjoy the show.

I mentioned this on the latest episode and to my shame I didn't recognise it.(it is, of course, Christmas related).
12/06/2024

I mentioned this on the latest episode and to my shame I didn't recognise it.
(it is, of course, Christmas related).

Already listened to my latest episode of the TCP?Then why not have a listen to the girls...
11/06/2024

Already listened to my latest episode of the TCP?
Then why not have a listen to the girls...

Hello everyone. We had a pile up in the living room, Robin has made a list of rules for the house and we bought a wormery at the car boot sale. Plus Joke of the Week and Juno's Book Review. Enjoy the show!

It's the latest episode and I recorded it in my pants.If you ask me, it actually makes it better...probably best not to ...
10/06/2024

It's the latest episode and I recorded it in my pants.
If you ask me, it actually makes it better...

probably best not to ask me.

I recorded this episode in my pants....     nice.First up it's the quiz, I scored 8, see how you can do.Next up it's Spread a Smile of Joy with Bob Baker, our resident barman, why not spend some time with rescue animals.Then we have...

Can't wait 4 days till my next episode?Then maybe this will help bridge the gap.The girls have been up to all sorts...
04/06/2024

Can't wait 4 days till my next episode?
Then maybe this will help bridge the gap.
The girls have been up to all sorts...

We've been on holiday in France and Spain and we'll tell you the highlights. We went to Turtle Valley, an animal park with hundreds of turtles, we feed the pigeons in Girona and Juno was sick in the hire car. Plus we've been turning old leggings into crop tops. Also Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Rev...

Check out Santa & Ruudy on Tik Tok...
28/05/2024

Check out Santa & Ruudy on Tik Tok...

Check out SantaandRuudy’s post.

Here it is kids, the latest episode of the TCP. It's better than an 18 month old advent calendar where all the chocolate...
26/05/2024

Here it is kids, the latest episode of the TCP. It's better than an 18 month old advent calendar where all the chocolate has gone white and crumbly.
(only a bit better).

Merry Christmas!First up we have this episode's version of A Christmas Carol and it's a short one by the Scottish Falseto Sock Puppet Theatre. It's very funny and worth a look:https://youtu.be/OOE58bCcAxc?si=GYcayCkvDAvGchbDThen it's Do You H...

Only 5 days till my next crappy episode, in the meantime why not listen to how the pros do it...
22/05/2024

Only 5 days till my next crappy episode, in the meantime why not listen to how the pros do it...

Juno has had a sad day but it's all okay. Plus Ask Robin, Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review and Food Review. We love you all.

If you've already listened to my latest episode why not have a listen to the girls' latest episode.If you haven't listen...
14/05/2024

If you've already listened to my latest episode why not have a listen to the girls' latest episode.
If you haven't listened to my latest episode, sort your act out!

Hello everyone! Did you know our daddy has made up over 1001 stories that he tells us at bedtime and we share our favourites, also we have two pet spiders on the ceiling in the living room. Plus Poo Facts, Juno's Book Review, Joke of the Week and Ask Robin and Juno. We love you all!

I tell you what's really good in the middle of May, is listening to some imbecile shouting about Christmas for 40 odd mi...
12/05/2024

I tell you what's really good in the middle of May, is listening to some imbecile shouting about Christmas for 40 odd minutes.
Here you go, no need to thank me.

It's another episode and you're great.First up we have the quiz, and Adam, the host of Merry Britsmas Podcast has a go. He scored 9, I only scored 7, see how you get on.Check out Adam's Podcast here:merrybritsmas.podbean.comThen Bob Baker is here ...

Only 4 days till my new episode, but in the meantime have a listen to this...
08/05/2024

Only 4 days till my new episode, but in the meantime have a listen to this...

Hello everyone. We went to the car boot sale and bought Pictionary Junior, we painted up stones and put them around the village and also we've invented our own animals. Plus Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review and Poo Facts. We love you all!

Want to hear two little girls arguing?Have a listen to this:
30/04/2024

Want to hear two little girls arguing?
Have a listen to this:

It's another packed episode. Juno got stuck down the toilet, we say Goodbye to our Lollipop Lady, we met the mayor of Wi******er, and Juno looked after the class cuddly toy, Olive the dolphin. Plus the return of Tooth Update, Joke of the Week and Juno's Book Review. We love you all!

Check out the latest episode with part 3 of my interview with Adam from Merry Britsmas, plus a whole load of other stuff...
29/04/2024

Check out the latest episode with part 3 of my interview with Adam from Merry Britsmas, plus a whole load of other stuff.

Hello you beautiful people!It's episode 106 and we're not messing around, we get straight into it with a Marionette Christmas Carol by Puppets by Arlee.  It is what it says it is, a Christmas Carol using marionettes.It's only 13 minutes long ...

If you've got nothing better to do, why not have a listen to 10 minutes of 2 little girls talking.
23/04/2024

If you've got nothing better to do, why not have a listen to 10 minutes of 2 little girls talking.

Hello everyone. Robin had a wasp on her face, we went to an art exhibition and Juno was stung by a stinging nettle. Plus Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review, Poo Facts and Ask Robin and Juno. Hope you enjoy it. We love you all!

Already listened to my latest episode?Well now you can listen to the girls...
16/04/2024

Already listened to my latest episode?
Well now you can listen to the girls...

Hello Everyone. We've been on holiday to Chichester Lakes, the weather was awful but we had a lovely time and Juno got some burger in her hair. We also put on a gymnastic show for our mummy and daddy. Plus Poo Facts, Joke of the Week and Juno's Book Review. We love you all!

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