The Total Christmas Podcast

18/03/2025

If you've already heard the latest episode of the TCP, have a listen to the girls.
They've been doing stuff:

Hello Everyone!Juno has been singing in the choir, and we went to watch her concert. We've also started drama club on Saturday mornings.Plus Farty Facts, Joke of the Week, Food Review, Juno's Book Review and Tickle Time.We love you all!

11/03/2025

It's only a few days till the next episode of the TCP, but in the meantime have a listen to the story of my wife getting shouted at in the street:

Hello everyone!One of our neighbours was shouting at Mummy in the street and also some workmen started digging up the road while we were trying to get to sleep.Plus Movie Quotes, Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review, Farty Facts and Tickly Time.Enjoy the show!

04/03/2025

There are worse things to listen to than this, so check it out:

Hello everyone!Juno has been trying to find out who gave her a Valentine's card, Juno had the class cuddly toy for the weekend, we went to the dentist and Robin went to her friend's party.Plus Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review and Farty Facts.We love you all!

25/02/2025

Can't wait for the next episode of The Total Christmas Podcast?
Well tough.
In the meantime listen to this:

Hello everyone!It was half term and we went to Chesington Zoo. We saw lots of animals, stayed in the hotel and a lady ran over Daddy's foot on her mobility scooter. We also went to see Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at the theatre.Plus Joke of the Week, Tickle Time, Farty Facts and Juno's Book Re...

18/02/2025

It's another episode from the girls.
Go on, have a listen:

Hello everyone!We've invented a game called Hairbrush Rugby, we've been picking up litter in the park and we have an interview with Tyler Swoft (not to be confused with Taylor Swift).Plus Joke of the Week, Farty Facts, Juno's Book Review, Tickle Time and Ask Robin and Juno.We love you all!

11/02/2025

The next episode of the TCP comes out on Sunday.
In the meantime have a listen to this...

Welcome to episode 179!We've been playing Genius Square with Daddy, we made some cuddly toys with Juno's sewing machine and we went out with Grandma and Grandad for Grandad's birthday.Plus Joke of the Week, Farty Facts, Juno's Book Review, Tooth Update and Tickle Time.We love you all!

04/02/2025

Did you miss me?
Well we're back baby.

Hello everybody, we're back for a brand new year!First up it's Christmas All Over The World and we take a look at the Catalonian tradition of El Caganer.  A small figurine doing a poo in a nativity scene.Next Bob Baker is here with Do You Hea...

28/01/2025

Only a few days till the nest episode of The Total Christmas Podcast. In the meantime have a listen to this:

Hello everyone! In the latest episode Juno has been making bread, we went to Hobbycraft, we met our cousin's little baby for the first time and we teach you everything you need to know about Anteaters. Plus Tickle Time, Joke of the Week, Farty Facts and Juno's Book Review. We love you all!

21/01/2025

There's still well over a week till the next episode of the TCP, so in the meantime let the girls entertain you.

Hello everyone. It's another show, and Juno shows us where her manners are, Robin has been swimming with school, there's a strange spikey shadow on Juno's wall and we teach you how to make stew. Plus Farty Facts, Tickle Time, Joke of the Week and Juno's Book Review. We love you all!

14/01/2025

Are you missing listening to me shouting into a microphone?
Well then you need to listen to two little girls shout into a microphone.

Welcome to the episode. Juno has received a Blue Peter badge, Robin has a new teacher and we've been breaking ice on Grandma and Grandad's pond. Plus Tooth Update, Farty Facts, Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review, Ask Robin and Juno and our brand new segment... Tickle Time. We love you all.

08/01/2025

I'm taking my yearly break through January, but the girls are here to keep you entertained:

Happy New Year! Juno has been trying to steal sweets at night, we went with our friends to see some owls and hawks, we've been making our own Top Trumps, and the pool was too cold for us to go swimming this week. Plus Movie Quotes, Joke of the Week, Movie Quotes, Farty Facts and Movie Quotes. We lov...

31/12/2024

I hope you're all having a great Christmas.
Santa has been to see the girls, but mummy has been poorly.
Plus loads of other stuff.

Hello Everyone! In this episode: On the way to school we found a concrete toad in a hedge. Juno had a really sore throat and she had to do her Nativity at school. It's Christmas and Santa has been. Mummy has been poorly so she missed Christmas. We recevied a message from listener Seren and someone h...

17/12/2024

The latest episode of the TCP is out in a couple of days, but in the meantime have a listen to the girls. They've been to see Santa.

Merry Christmas Everyone! It was Robin's birthday party and we went to watch Wicked. We also went to the theatre to see A Christmas Carol and we've been to Four Kingdoms Winter Wonderland to see Santa. Plus Joke of the Week, Movie Quotes, Juno's Book Review and Farty Facts. We love you all!

11/12/2024

The Christmas Countdown continues...

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Santa and Ruudy x

10/12/2024

Can wait till the next episode of The Total Christmas Podcast?
Well this might tide you over, cause the girls are talking about Christmas:

Hello everyone! We went to buy our Christmas trees, and we decorated them. Our friends Shelli and Frank Arnold have sent us an Advent Calendar Puzzle and Juno has been singing with the choir in the park. Plus Joke of the Week, Juno's Book Review and Farty Facts. We love you all!

03/12/2024

My new episode should drop sometime tomorrow. In the meantime check this out, it's only 10 minutes of your life you won't get back:

Robin had her first night away at Brownie camp and had a great time. While she was away Juno went to her school's Christmas fair. Plus Joke of the Week, Food Review, Farty Facts and Juno's Book Review. We love you all!