Take a Crit

14/04/2022

It's finally here! Episode 29 "The War Machine" is out now! Once again featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades! In this episode our heroes find help for Sangio, meet up with Johnny and the rest of their allies, and set out to steal a mysterious war machine! Sorry again for the delay, and thanks for listening!
https://open.spotify.com/episode/4J2gagppjYeYY0raZedheV

22/03/2022

Hey everyone! Sorry there hasn't been an episode for a while. The take a crit crew has been busy with some big life changes. We're hoping to release this episode sometime this week, check here for updates! Sorry for the long delay, and as always thanks for listening!

22/02/2022

Episode 28 "Out of Parm's Way" (featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia!) is out now! In this episode our heroes escape the Duke's dungeon with a new friend, face off against the portal knight, and reunite with an unexpected ally! Sorry everyone for the delays recently! And as always thanks for listening!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

25/01/2022

Episode 27 "Arrested Plot Development" is out now! In this episode our heroes have a run-in with the law, briefly speak to their old friend Razbutan, and begin a daring prison break! Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

11/01/2022

After a long delay, episode 26 "Passion of the Chris" (featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia!) is out now! In this episode our Heroes meet up with Woody Portabello, exchange gifts, and enjoy the Chris-Mas festivities! Later on, the group faces the ultimate challenge, followed by some troubling news! Sorry for the delay, and thank you for listening!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

28/12/2021

Unfortunately due to technical difficulties this week's episode has been postponed, we'll be working to get it out as soon as possible. Thank you all for listening and sorry for the delay!

15/12/2021

Episode 25 "Don Gone" is out now! In this episode our heroes escape Goose University, confront the villainous Professor Poplar, and receive a letter from Woody! Later, the Don delivers some upsetting news. Sorry for the delay! And as always, thanks for listening!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

30/11/2021

Episode 24 "Goose University" is out now! In this episode our heroes investigate the mysteries of the caverns known as Goose University, solve puzzles, and uncover a concerning secret about the Astral Child!
Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts!
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16/11/2021

Episode 23 "Extracurcritular Activities" is out now! In this episode our heroes witness a speech from the Queen of Patherntica, meet a peculiar bounty hunter, and visit an arcane university in the hopes of learning more about Razbutan's schemes!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

08/11/2021

Due to unforeseen circumstances this week's episode has been pushed one week to Tuesday (11/16). In the place of this week's episode we'll be posting a soundtrack containing all of our parody songs thus far. Sorry for the delay! And as always thanks for listening!

26/10/2021

Episode 22 "The Gabaghoul" is out now! In this episode our heroes learn a few secrets from Kevan before searching the city for a dangerous undead creature, all while fighting off an arrogant hunter of the night! Will our heroes complete this quest in time for the annual costume contest? Find out now!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

12/10/2021

Episode 21 "Home for the Hollow Days" is out now! In this episode the gang meets up with Johnny and returns to Patherntica in time for the festival of the Hollow One! Later on, as our heroes attempt to rescue Gazebo, a troubling secret is revealed!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

29/09/2021

Episode 20 "Gnome Sweet Gnome" is out now! In this episode our heroes listen to Jeeve's sad tale, catch up with Johnny and agent Verich, and head to the Sunderwood in search of evidence of Razbutan's crimes. What they find, however, may shock them!
Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

27/09/2021

Due to some scheduling issues, this week's episode will be releasing tomorrow (9/28). Sorry for the delay and thanks for listening!

16/09/2021

Episode 19 "Get Jibby With It" (Featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia!) Is out now! In this episode our heroes confront the foe awaiting them on the other side of the portal, Scotch Impersonates a few uncles, and Woody helps the gang escape a sticky situation!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

15/09/2021

Unfortunately due to some crazy rendering issues, we'll have to delay this week's episode again to later tonight. Sorry for the late episode everyone, and thanks for listening!

13/09/2021

Due to some technical difficulties, episode 20 will release tomorrow (9/13). Stay tuned for our second episode featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia!

31/08/2021

Episode 18 "Portabelloh-No" (featuring Andy from Notable Nostalgia!) is out now! In this episode our heroes travel to the Portabello kingdom, and Gatcha reunites with her plucky younger brother, Woody Portabello! Later on Scotch leads the party in a daring infiltration!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Don't forget to check out Notable Nostalgia on Spotify!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0ZNn2b5UKbGav4hjXy28Y1

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

23/08/2021

We're excited to announce that next week's episode will feature our first ever guest: Andy from the podcast Notable Nostalgia! Be sure to check out Notable Nostalgia on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts!
https://open.spotify.com/show/0ZNn2b5UKbGav4hjXy28Y1

Listen to Notable Nostalgia on Spotify. We grew up immersed in 90s culture and now that we're grown-ups it's time to revisit everything we loved from our childhoods. We'll be discussing a diverse set of topics including movies, TV, and other pop culture highlights of the decade from an LGBTQ+/BIPOC....

16/08/2021

Episode 17 "Teenage Mutant Monster Frogs" is out now! In this episode Scotch faces off against Pop Hops, our heroes search for missing villagers, and a strange new enemy is revealed! Later on Scotch and Pop have a serious conversation.
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
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Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

04/08/2021

Episode 16 "Tough Spaghetti" is out now! In this episode our heroes return to Patherntica aboard their new creation, hear some bad news from Johnny, and rush off to defend the Springtail forest! Later on Scotch confronts his village for the first time since running away!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA

20/07/2021

Episode 15 "Oops! All Gusses" Is out now! In this episode our heroes restore their bodies and learn the truth behind Gus the Greater's story! Later on Scotch makes an amazing wish!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA

06/07/2021

Episode 14 "Cut a Rug" is out now! In this episode our heroes venture into the lost city of Praeteris! In the city they meet some wild party boys, get some new toys, and uncover the secrets hidden within the palace!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

05/07/2021

Due to a technical issue, today's episode will be out later tonight. Thanks for your patience and check back here to see when the episode is out!

21/06/2021

Episode 13 "Keep Away" is out now! In this episode W***y comes face-to-face with the Butterfly Knight! Later on our heroes put their animal forms to the test in the trial of the keep, and find the outcome is not what they expected!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

08/06/2021

Episode 12 "Smile and Wave" is out now! In this episode our heroes meet some new animal friends and attempt to charm an unusual snake! Later on Scotch gives a rousing speech in an attempt to inspire an army of critters!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA

Listen to Take a Crit on Spotify. Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

25/05/2021

Episode 11 "Among Gus" is out now! In this episode our heroes arrive at the island of Praeteris, meet a peculiar wizard, and put their detective skills to the test in the trial of the island! It doesn't go well.
Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA

24/05/2021

Hey everybody! Due to some technical difficulties today's episode will be coming out later tonight. Sorry for the delay and thanks for listening!

10/05/2021

Episode 10 "A Tale of Two Gusses" is out now! In this episode our heroes discover a shocking secret about Queen Portabello, Scotch and Garret party down, and W***y learns more about Gus the Greater and his past!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0oyAkURcXR9oIiRNbEcvKo
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/take-a-crit/id1552469373
Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkLnBvZGJlYW4uY29tL3Rha2VhY3JpdC9mZWVkLnhtbA