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I have been to the dentist several times
03/10/2022

I have been to the dentist several times

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I once farted in an elevator
03/10/2022

I once farted in an elevator

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A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: ...
19/09/2022

A man walked into a doctor's office . . . He said to the doctor: "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said: "Well don't go there any more."

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Three ducks go to heaven.The first duck waddles up to St. Peter and St. peter asks "What happened, you know, how did you...
12/09/2022

Three ducks go to heaven.The first duck waddles up to St. Peter and St. peter asks "What happened, you know, how did you die?"

The duck replies, "I was just minding my own buisness, floatin' along in the water, i stuck my head under, started blowin' bubbles and a boat ran over my back."

St. Peter lets him into heaven.

The second duck walks up and St peter asks the duck the same question, "What happened?"

The duck replies, "Same thing here, i was just minding my ouwn buisness, floatin' in the water, stuck my head under the water, started blowin' bubbles, then a boat runs over my back."

St. Peter lets him into heaven.

The third duck walks up and St. Peter asks, "Let me guess, a boat ran you over?"

The duck shakes his head and replies, "Nope, I'm Bubbles"

https://www.nojokes.co/post/three-ducks-go-to-heaven

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I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them work.
06/09/2022

I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed. But none of them work.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
06/09/2022

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
06/09/2022

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

長得太帥的煩惱
04/09/2022

長得太帥的煩惱

想要差評就直接說！
04/09/2022

想要差評就直接說！

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!""Yes sir," the waiter replied,"This is fresh ground."https://www.nojokes.co
04/09/2022

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"
"Yes sir," the waiter replied,"This is fresh ground."
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Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?The police said he was in Seine.
03/09/2022

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a bridge in Paris?
The police said he was in Seine.

What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
03/09/2022

What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?No idea. And if it also has no legs? Still no idea.
03/09/2022

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea. And if it also has no legs? Still no idea.

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change...
01/09/2022

My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change!

What do lawyers wear to courts? Lawsuits!
01/09/2022

What do lawyers wear to courts? Lawsuits!

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line.
01/09/2022

How do you communicate with a fish? Drop him a line.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder
31/08/2022

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
31/08/2022

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.
31/08/2022

A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish.

How do you catch a bra? You set a b***y trap.
30/08/2022

How do you catch a bra? You set a b***y trap.

我最近覺得個腦好實……證明你係腦實人…..
30/08/2022

我最近覺得個腦好實……
證明你係腦實人…..

How did the barber win the race?He knew a short cut.
30/08/2022

How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut.

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