Tłochiin News

07/21/2024

In a lapse of mental acuity, Joe Biden endorses Buu Nygren for President.

08/25/2023

*Stares In late 20th century Diné politics*

08/16/2023

“Myron Lizer Surprised He Wasn’t Indicted With Trump”

Window Rock, Navajo Nation
August 15th 2023

Tlo’chi’iin reporters reached out to former Vice-President Myron Lizer about the Georgia indictment of former U.S. president, Donaled Trump. The former political elite responded that he was surprised by the fourth indictment since he was expecting one or two but not a “sacred amount of legal troubles”.

“It’s not very often”, Lizer said, “that a former U.S president respects Navajo sacred numerology”. “I am surprised I was not mentioned but I am grateful that was my name was not mentioned”.

“I was sneezing a lot this morning so someone must have been talking about me”.

Former aides to former Vice-President Myron Lizer commented that they were surprised considering how much Lizer would talk about Trump’s triumphs and plan for Indian Country.

“He [Lizer] was happy to see Trump put a task force together for MMIW”, said one aide. “I know there was was a handful of valid criticism of Trump but that did not stop him from supporting”.

The indictment involved RICO charges and charges included indictments of 18 others. Tlo’chi’iin will follow the trail.

07/21/2023

From the wires

07/17/2023

Which one are you going to see this weekend?

02/14/2023

02/14/2023

Getting down tonight

02/14/2023

you had shi heart at $endorsement$

11/24/2022

Bitter President Nez did not pardon any turkeys this year due to his election loss.

11/18/2022

Our presidential insiders say that newly elected Navajo president Buu Nygren is interested in acquiring Twitter as a Navajo investment asset.

11/09/2022

BREAKING - President Nez concedes … that he’d like a few more votes before the night is done, anyone see any ballots lying around ?

11/09/2022

TLOCHIIN News 📰 is ready to project the next Navajo Nation president will have a last name that starts with the letter “N”.

10/27/2021

06/18/2021

"WASHIINDON- Anthony Fauci’s, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emails were released earlier in June due to a Freedom of Information Act. Almost 700 pages of emails were released which revealed emails that ranged from conventional to annoyance. Fauci’s email correspondence illustrate how he was experiencing the frantic early days of the covid19 pandemic.

Unfounded conspiracy theories began to emerge from the emails such as Fauci’s knowledge of the effectiveness of hydroxychloroquine, the role of extraterrestrial aliens in the origins of the pandemic, and the use of wizardry in the vaccinations.

What may surprise Navajo readers is the ongoing email thread between a Navajo politician about Navajo frybread recipe. Fauci’s emails revealed that he cherished the Navajo delicacy with sugar and honey. Frybread served as a comfort food for the director during the early days as he admitted to eating five frybreads a week. His communication with a Navajo politician revolved around the recipe and preparation of frybread."

WASHIINDON- Anthony Fauci’s, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, emails were released earlier in June due to a Freedom of Information Act. Almost 700 pages of...

06/11/2021

In a recent memo by the Navajo Nation Department of Justice, McPool revealed that Pearline Kirk had used some of the covid19 monies to invest in the risky bitcoin, Dogecoin. Kirk has used an undisclosed amount of monies to invest in the bitcoin claiming that she was planning to “take Doge and the Navajo Nation to the moon”. The investment was caught when DOJ found some deleted emails titled, ‘łééchąąʼí beso”.

The email title, ‘dog money’ or ‘sh*t pet money’, detailed how Kirk invested in the digital currency on behalf of the Navajo people. The bitcoin currency is immaterial but the infrastructure that makes it possible is from a large computer infrastructure that mines data. Some Navajo critics opposed the potential ‘data mining’ economy that might replace the current mining economy.

‘We have already dealt with coal mining, now we are suppose to be happy with data mining for fake beeso’ said one Navajo member. ‘Its based on an industry of computers and trading and these are all somehow considering how much humans are involved’.

WINDOW ROCK- In a recent memo by the Navajo Nation Department of Justice, McPool revealed that Pearline Kirk had used some of the covid19 monies to invest in the risky bitcoin, Dogecoin. Kirk has used...

03/29/2021

This is why we need water rights. Call your council delegate and make sure they fight for every drop or this could happen!

01/29/2021

“I know you will be tempted to get in on the stock excitement but I offer a warning for all those interested investing” he said directly to camera. “My brief experience with Gamestop includes buying and selling games to them at cheap prices and their presale promotions”. “I bought my first exercise game from there, the wii-fit”.

“Be careful with investing in their stock even though investors are unable to buy stock”.

WINDOW ROCK- After 120,000 hardship checks were sent out to Navajo citizens, Nez offers a cautionary note to folks who were interested in investment. In a town hall meeting, Nez told the virtual...